All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass
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In a rave big system warfare. At Swim, Two-Steps. Free Palestine. Trans solidarity.
Pinned
Working #5: An Overtness
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New show featuring the likes of Acheron's Reticuli, Sister Irene O'Connor and Mega Bog. www.mixcloud.com/isitworking/...
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When 97% is 'no clear consensus', and 52% is 'the will of the people', it's time to face facts that Governments do what Governments want to do regardless of what their people actually want.
December 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
When 97% is 'no clear consensus', and 52% is 'the will of the people', it's time to face facts that Governments do what Governments want to do regardless of what their people actually want.
Will lie for younger relatives no questions asked.
whats your most cousin coded trait
December 17, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Will lie for younger relatives no questions asked.
Found a bunch of Celine novels I don't have in a used book shop and trying to explain him to my gf without her thinking I've gone mental.
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Found a bunch of Celine novels I don't have in a used book shop and trying to explain him to my gf without her thinking I've gone mental.
I don't give a shit.
Having a group chat discussion—what would bother you more?? Your ex wearing an article of clothing you bought them with another person ORRRRR your ex taking another person to a place you put them on to??
December 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I don't give a shit.
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The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
December 15, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The older I get, the more my politics mature from childish, naïve beliefs like "the world is complicated and leaders have to make hard decisions" to more serious, adult principles like "hurting people is bad and helping people is good."
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Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.
December 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
This week I have mostly been listening to
December 13, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This week I have mostly been listening to
Found a 24GB file on my phone I didnt recognise and it turned out to be a 7 hour video recording I'd accidentally made of pitch-blackness and the sound of my own snoring.
December 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Found a 24GB file on my phone I didnt recognise and it turned out to be a 7 hour video recording I'd accidentally made of pitch-blackness and the sound of my own snoring.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Ah well, it’s only £11bn of our money that we earned in our jobs that we have to do all the time, and then gave to the government - let’s just write it off the way you do when one of us doesn’t pay a bill or something
December 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Ah well, it’s only £11bn of our money that we earned in our jobs that we have to do all the time, and then gave to the government - let’s just write it off the way you do when one of us doesn’t pay a bill or something
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i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
December 8, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i love that a significant portion of the population of the world believes in demons and the devil and satan. they just think this stuff is real and it genuinely scares them
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Meme in the wild
December 9, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Meme in the wild
Lemme slurp that santa juice.
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Lemme slurp that santa juice.
December 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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literally
December 8, 2025 at 5:55 PM
literally
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I do think Starmer thinking things were basically fine before does explain a lot tbh
Keir Starmer - "I’ve always wanted a Labour government but I’ve never worried about the future of our country under a Tory government."
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
The words of a man so insulated from the harm done by the Tories he felt no compulsion not to continue the harm not being done to him and his.
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I do think Starmer thinking things were basically fine before does explain a lot tbh
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This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around
![The FBI commissioned the FBI Laboratory's technicians and Sandia National Laboratories to examine the device. They found that the Quadro Tracker contained no electronics whatsoever. It was merely an empty plastic box in which the only metal parts were a couple of wires and the antenna, which were not connected to each other. The antenna was merely a transistor radio aerial.[4] Attorneys for Quadro Corp. later contended that the inductors and oscillators supposed to be inside the device "aren't the type usually thought of by electronics experts".[6] The "locator chip" was shown to be equally fake; one example put on display by the FBI contained dead ants that had been frozen and stuck onto paper with epoxy glue.[4]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:wfy4l5sl22lgb2lakf6kwqvw/bafkreifppvwls7shwcthyiri7vnzj2ljarq3ug7mf4snpp3iflw3qcctne@jpeg)
December 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around
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y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.
December 7, 2025 at 12:54 AM
y'all have got to start making 'zines . I don't care if they're bad. Sometimes it's better if they are. I just need everyone who reads this to make a 'zine.
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This week I have mostly been listening to
December 5, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This week I have mostly been listening to
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Kemonito vs Kemalito
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Kemonito vs Kemalito
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
[🎵 - Running Up That Hill (A Deal With God) - Kate Bush]
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Please enjoy the Spectator not only eating shit after trying to destroy a Hope Not Hate researcher who exposed the activities of a bunch of fash but also hilariously trying to salvage a win out of it
An apology to Hope Not Hate and Harry Shukman
In August, The Spectator began to investigate allegations that Harry Shukman, a 33-year-old freelance journalist, had used a fake British passport as part of a two-year undercover investigation into t...
www.spectator.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Please enjoy the Spectator not only eating shit after trying to destroy a Hope Not Hate researcher who exposed the activities of a bunch of fash but also hilariously trying to salvage a win out of it