Cpt. Mara Key Rossetti V
@badgerdoodler.bsky.social
Discordian pope, hot air ship captain and a third secret thing.
Just want to say one more time. There is no Eris Day, there never has been and it definitely isn't today.
#haileris #discordian
#haileris #discordian
May 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Just want to say one more time. There is no Eris Day, there never has been and it definitely isn't today.
#haileris #discordian
#haileris #discordian
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Mulder, just fucking kiss her already it's been like 8 seasons of this shit, WHY WON'T YOU KISS HER??
Mulder, She Wrote
Murder She Klingoned
May 23, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Mulder, just fucking kiss her already it's been like 8 seasons of this shit, WHY WON'T YOU KISS HER??
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WhatTheFuckAreYouTalkingAboutJesseDotjpg
May 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
WhatTheFuckAreYouTalkingAboutJesseDotjpg
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If Eris Day falls on a Friday, but there's no one around to agree it exists, does anyone Hail Eris?
May 23, 2025 at 7:55 AM
If Eris Day falls on a Friday, but there's no one around to agree it exists, does anyone Hail Eris?
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The only time I care about your genitalia is if we're making negotiations to rub them together.
May 23, 2025 at 8:08 AM
The only time I care about your genitalia is if we're making negotiations to rub them together.
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Brilliantly worded joke with killer set up and hilarious punchline
Bluesky: scattered applause
Some dumbass skeet like "Spicy is the only way I know"
Bluesky: 10-minute standing ovation, Pulitzer prize, 3-year/$50 million Netflix deal, invitation to Illuminati fight club
Bluesky: scattered applause
Some dumbass skeet like "Spicy is the only way I know"
Bluesky: 10-minute standing ovation, Pulitzer prize, 3-year/$50 million Netflix deal, invitation to Illuminati fight club
May 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Brilliantly worded joke with killer set up and hilarious punchline
Bluesky: scattered applause
Some dumbass skeet like "Spicy is the only way I know"
Bluesky: 10-minute standing ovation, Pulitzer prize, 3-year/$50 million Netflix deal, invitation to Illuminati fight club
Bluesky: scattered applause
Some dumbass skeet like "Spicy is the only way I know"
Bluesky: 10-minute standing ovation, Pulitzer prize, 3-year/$50 million Netflix deal, invitation to Illuminati fight club
I'm late to this I think.. Did Diddy do it?
May 20, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'm late to this I think.. Did Diddy do it?
I really Really want to make very bad life choices, but I seem to be incapable of doing this.
Stupid morals.
Stupid morals.
tinkerbell from peter pan is flying through the air surrounded by flowers and leaves
Alt: Tinkerbell from Peter Pan grumpily kicks a dandelion and all the seeds go everywhere
media.tenor.com
May 20, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I really Really want to make very bad life choices, but I seem to be incapable of doing this.
Stupid morals.
Stupid morals.
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Of course sex scenes are necessary. How else are movies going to reproduce?
And before anyone says "mitosis", that's how we ended up with so many remakes and cinematic universes
And before anyone says "mitosis", that's how we ended up with so many remakes and cinematic universes
May 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Of course sex scenes are necessary. How else are movies going to reproduce?
And before anyone says "mitosis", that's how we ended up with so many remakes and cinematic universes
And before anyone says "mitosis", that's how we ended up with so many remakes and cinematic universes
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Referring to my imaginary friends as my dissociates
April 28, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Referring to my imaginary friends as my dissociates
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Rock paper scissors must've been wild in the Stone Age.
May 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Rock paper scissors must've been wild in the Stone Age.
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Don’t sass me buddy, I’ll make your wife cum.
May 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Don’t sass me buddy, I’ll make your wife cum.
What we really need is 30-50 feral popes
Ok hear me out what if Jewish pope
April 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What we really need is 30-50 feral popes
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"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, Ed Balls Day."
"It's Ed Balls Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it."
"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, Ed Balls Day."
"It's Ed Balls Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it."
Today is Ed Balls Day.
April 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
"What's to-day, my fine fellow?" said Scrooge.
"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, Ed Balls Day."
"It's Ed Balls Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it."
"To-day?" replied the boy. "Why, Ed Balls Day."
"It's Ed Balls Day!" said Scrooge to himself. "I haven't missed it."
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You there! What day is it???
April 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
You there! What day is it???
It's now fully impossible to block ads by t3mu on anything Google related. American company is promoting Chinese spyware. Just what we all need.
April 20, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's now fully impossible to block ads by t3mu on anything Google related. American company is promoting Chinese spyware. Just what we all need.
I have a new pension plan.
When I'm old and poor, I'm gonna go full Luigi, take out every cunt who denies seizure medication to children or puts anti theft tags on baby food.
Looking forward to my free retirement flat, that's indoors and has both library and gym.
When I'm old and poor, I'm gonna go full Luigi, take out every cunt who denies seizure medication to children or puts anti theft tags on baby food.
Looking forward to my free retirement flat, that's indoors and has both library and gym.
April 1, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I have a new pension plan.
When I'm old and poor, I'm gonna go full Luigi, take out every cunt who denies seizure medication to children or puts anti theft tags on baby food.
Looking forward to my free retirement flat, that's indoors and has both library and gym.
When I'm old and poor, I'm gonna go full Luigi, take out every cunt who denies seizure medication to children or puts anti theft tags on baby food.
Looking forward to my free retirement flat, that's indoors and has both library and gym.
It's a sea beholder
January 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It's a sea beholder
Fuck nudes, tell me about your TTRPG character
January 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Fuck nudes, tell me about your TTRPG character
Fuck nudes, send me your favourite cheese
January 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Fuck nudes, send me your favourite cheese