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Cpt. Mara Key Rossetti V
@badgerdoodler.bsky.social
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Discordian pope, hot air ship captain and a third secret thing.
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Absolutely going to be doing a whole bunch of this, and so should you!
A screenshot of my word for 2025 - according to Mirriam Webster it is "merrymaking" and I'm all about that business so I'll take it! and damn well make merry! ..How do you make merry again? Something to do with gin, or is it tomatoes? Definitely a beverage of some kind, right?
January 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Jessica rabbit saying "I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way"
January 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Wishing you all a
The Great British Bake Off's Mary Berry ready to eat A kris dagger Hulk doing that thing that hulk do.. Smash
December 25, 2024 at 9:31 AM
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Nobody ever reads memos, but they're fun to make regardless.
A junkzine company memo, with the Botellus publishing logo of a classical head with a typewriter sticking out of it, detailing: ODD# III(d)/1,c;41aft3190 Date: 41st of the Aftermath, 3190 To: Junkzine Office Staff From: Admin Subject: Annual General Meeting and following Christmas Party I’m happy to inform you that the Company Christmas Party will take place on the 46th of the Aftermath (Hug Day II) after 6pm at a staff residence. Itinerary: 1 AGM. Points of discussion to include business model, sales and distribution. 2 Achievements. 3 Goals for next term. 4 Final notes. 5 Party. In the spirit of the holidays you will be allowed to wear a ‘fun tie’ in addition to your usual office attire. We will stretch the rules to include a holiday jumper, but with the rest of the items following official standards matching general office compliance regulation on the matter. There will be a buffet at the event, but please supply your own beverages as the current company profits = nil. Agreeable winter tidings, Captain Mara Key Rossetti V [signature] (At the bottom in very small letters it says "Please disregard rule V of the Pentabarf for this letter.")
November 30, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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This is my new favourite way to describe a menstrual cycle.
3 emoji: 1 a smiling full moon looking left. 2 a bog-eyed loon with it's tongue sticking out in the middle trying to focus on you, but seeing you only with one eye and into forever with the other, its tongue lolling out of its mouth, wearing a deranged grin. 3 a new moon looking to the right, also avoiding eye contact with the mess in the middle.
October 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
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Having a bad day? Look at this leaf heart
A perfect, light green, heart shaped leaf, hanging off a bunch of variegated ivy. A gift for you.
September 30, 2024 at 7:21 PM
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Lego fuckboy
A picture of a mindflayer lego minifigure sent in WhatsApp with a blushing and a smirking emoji. The reply says: "They make fuckboy legos now?" And in reply to that: "Hahahaha" "Yes, yes they do"
September 11, 2024 at 9:24 AM
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I'd like this, but it has the correct number of likes.
69 likes
August 23, 2024 at 1:17 AM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
Jupiter @heyyadoraa WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THE MOON? a thread, because everyone is confused. BASICALLY - in the past few days, a group of FRESH baby witches* decided to band together, and hex the fae. and then the moon. and they did! (theyre now planning to hex the sun, too) *inexperienced witches who should only be researching and doing protection work
July 5, 2024 at 12:39 AM
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Someone photoshop the thinker in front of him
"the Thinker" statue. A bronze man sitting on a rock, leaning over with his right elbow placed on his left thigh, holding the weight of his chin on the back of his right hand.
June 26, 2024 at 8:25 AM
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Me and the regular group who like my posts
March 28, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Them: Vodka is honest. Gin tastes like the bitterness of life, too real. The other human: I like getting drunk on the bitterness of life. What else is it good for? Them again: Good point
October 16, 2023 at 9:45 PM
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This is my skeeting uniform. What's yours?
Jessica Day saying: "I feel like I wanna murder someone, and also, I want soft pretzels."
October 15, 2023 at 10:07 AM
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Profile picture shamelessly nicked from @junkzine.bsky.social
Permission in post.
There's a lot going on here. All scribbled in byro: In the centre a badger floats, seated like a human, rocket powered by farts. It holds the golden apple of kallisti and above it hovers a basqiat crown. It is surrounded by a belter tattoo from the show "the Expanse" like a little bucket or swing to hold the badger. On either side there are eggs dripping like water drops, left set going up, right set going down. In the top left a couple of angelfish fly past, and in the top right there are poppies surrounded by moths. A few Zs lead out towards them from the badger, even though it seems perfectly awake. As they say in the principia ~ "I don't know man I didn't do it."
October 7, 2023 at 11:50 PM