Corn
awisecorn.bsky.social
Corn
@awisecorn.bsky.social
An Access Engineer with Crippling imposter syndrome
Australia.
Will RT NSFW, MDNI
I like birds :)
Nonbinary Disaster. She/They.
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Tenno.
My adopted chud son has decided to be a sad dad like in The Last of Us or maybe God of War (the new one). I do not give a fuck. Here are the schematics to 3D print his dead wife. I give these to you to punish him for not listening to me earlier.
I remain: the great and terrible Hunhow
January 16, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Gently: I think the sweet little leftist fiction that right-wing politics are the result of epistemic gaps---that you can just newsletter and educate and evangelize your way to leftism---is dead.

Consider: many people want to hurt others. Want to feel superior. Want to inflict pain on the lesser.
January 15, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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like mother like son
November 18, 2023 at 6:30 PM
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Doctor goes to the circus. Expects night of laughs from well-reviewed clown performance. Man pulls him roughly aside in cloakroom; knife glints.

"Do you remember who I am, you son of a bitch,"
January 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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hypnoisis kink boomers probably be like:

“kids these days with all these japanese cartoons with their hypnosis apps in the dang phone. Back in my day we watched a pocket watch go back and forth to become a brainless slut and we liked it.”
January 15, 2026 at 9:32 AM
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I Have A Mouth And I've Gone Nonverbal
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 AM
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Hoonter must hoont
January 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
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Keep hearing devs say that they only use ai for "pre-concept art"

There is no pre-concept art. There is concept art. That's where the idea starts. With the concept.

You're using ai for concept art.
January 12, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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That discord AI survey going around was not fake, the URL is linked to Discords account with the survey providing website as it matches prior official usage

It is not stealing your account, nor are there "invisible AI bots" in your server that you have to ban

People are just making shit up again
January 11, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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It's called economics sweaty 💅do you really think the smartest people on wall street would just be willfully blind and crash the market based on unchecked speculation for a THIRD time in 30 years? 🙄😏
January 10, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Why is it that every month I get another reason to justify my boycotting of anything that comes out of Epic...
So how we feelin' about that Epic ecosystem nowadays?

We all feel confident that Fortnite is a good spot for kids to hang out?
January 10, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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when it's definitely going the way you thought it would
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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I watched Xena for the first time a year or so ago and did not realize it's canonically gay as hell. Xena and Gabrielle are literally eternal soulmates who get reincarnated to always find each other in every lifetime.

Also Xena beats the piss out of *everyone* and it's just a grand old time.
might be time for a rewatch 😌
January 9, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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might be time for a rewatch 😌
December 6, 2024 at 8:22 PM
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genuinely cant tell if the ppl wearing the green zelda shirt and khakis at magfest are cosplaying or not haha
January 9, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Human artists, use only once piece to convince people to follow you!

🪐💚
January 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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Make it viral.
January 8, 2026 at 3:22 AM
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Finally watched Pluribus. Finding out the “unlikable” female character is just a mildly irritable lesbian who’s mourning the loss of her wife shouldn’t have surprised me lmao.
January 8, 2026 at 2:54 AM
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Everyone should be submitting this to Apple and Google.
I recommend submitting a complaint.
January 7, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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Days after his third dementia screening in six months the president of the United States, who is an open pedophile, abducts a foreign head of state
January 3, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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"Either do your job or get arrested"

Every trans person is braver than you and your son you spineless little bitch
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
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Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Chavez in 2009, while being labelled as paranoid, outlines exactly what is happening today.
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"
January 3, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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fuck this country. fuck this country and fuck the pedophile dictator who is in charge.
January 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM