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Engineer, intellectual, mal-vivant, former Democratic congressional candidate for Tennessee’s 6th district.
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Hey guys, here’s a little something I wrote:
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"These actions constitute an illegal one-person boycott that infringes on our client Elon Musk's constitutional right to free speech, as well as his right to monetize that speech in several ways, and has caused him irreparable harm."
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X Sends a Cease and Desist Letter to a Former User
“X filed a lawsuit on Tuesday against the Global Alliance for Responsible Media, a coalition of major advertisers, claiming that it had violated an...
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fancycwabs.bsky.social
Does the muffuletta at Fatbelly not meet your requirements? It’s not huge, but all the constituent parts are there (and I presume it’s mostly the same one as Cochon Butcher when they had an outpost here)
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Well, there’s probably two pickles there. So $2. And apparently some portion of property tax. So $3.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
I…

Let’s just say Bringle is impressive if you’ve never spent any time in Memphis. I wonder if he imports his sauce.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Football.
brenttoderian.bsky.social
Finish this sentence: “The biggest obstacle to actually turning MY city into a better city for people is __________________________.”
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Without question. Not sure if that’s gonna matter at the end of the day.

On the bright side, I can theoretically protest a fascist regime AND come see you!
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Lt. Fuzz will get fragged pretty early on.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Based on his “I’m not aware of…” statements I presume Mike’s porn filter is set up backwards, so it only shows him degrading porn and blocks all activities and executive orders from the administration.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
You see Bezos or Ellison lifting a damn finger to try to deliver some modicum of justice to the families of Sandy Hook?

Of course not. Ben could buy Infowars, staff it with everyone fired by WaPo or CBS over the past year, and make it the most reliable, compassionate news org. on the planet.
bencollins.bsky.social
Regarding the news today, all I have to say for now is... subscribe to The Onion. Thank you for believing in us and thank you for your patience.
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fancycwabs.bsky.social
Having the southern festival of books at the same time / place as the No Kings march might present some logistical hurdles.
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blueheronfarm.bsky.social
This could explain the entire manosphere
paris.nyc
my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...
Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports
CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.
www.consumerreports.org
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Yeah. Instant pot risotto is stupid easy and fantastic.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
I guess an onion-branded game like Stardew Kelly would work, too.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Cancelling my WaPo subscription and replacing it with The Onion has made me better informed and more handsome. All you need is a games app.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Reminder: the DC metro area, where the Post is the *local paper,* has a population of six million. That’s how much it sucks.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Maybe his pornblocker is set to only allow porn, and not anything else?
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clarajeffery.bsky.social
YES, A MILLION TIMES YES
nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
When Mike Johnson or another national leader repeatedly claims they haven’t seen relevant things in the news, an appropriate reporter reaction would be “Holy cow, how do you not know?!? How can you do your job without knowing what’s happening? What are you doing to fix your ‘not knowing’ problem?”
beijingpalmer.bsky.social
I don't understand why U.S. reporters so regularly seem to let politicians get away with 'I haven't seen that' about stuff a) they obviously know and b) is directly relevant to their job. Did they sign some kind of agreement never to ask a follow-up question?
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fernmonkey.bsky.social
Introducing...CRABBAGE

Half cabbage...half crab...ALL TERROR!
Mashup of cabbage and crab, titled:

You either die a brassica or you live long enough to see yourself become a crab.
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Jesus, people, why are you still paying Spotify a dang nickel??
yasharali.bsky.social
Nick Fuentes’s show is back on Spotify after having been previously banned.

Would not be surprised to see him back on YouTube at some point.
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fancycwabs.bsky.social
I 100% know the donation to whatever isn’t paying for pizza, because the “texting for donations” thing is a massive scam that pays the texting companies and almost nobody else. But as someone who’s been on both sides, it suuuucks—and hurts democrats, who are perceived as fundraising off *everything*
fancycwabs.bsky.social
You’re absolutely right. Unfortunately, this one linked to ActBlue. Which (unless things have changed since I ran for congress) needs you to be some sort of FEC-vetted PAC at a minimum to use them.

Which reminds me my FEC filing deadline is Wednesday.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
To be fair, I’ve gotten text messages asking me to pay for it. Fucking democrats.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Because of how SpaceX and xAI are massive recipients of government contracts, these are your tax dollars being spent to shore up Tesla’s bottom line.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Leave it to democrats to turn every goddamn thing into a fundraiser.
fancycwabs.bsky.social
Given the astroturf nature of the Tea Party protests and the Jan 6 insurrection, I can see why the right wing would believe that.

HOWEVER: the fact that I have a string of text messages begging me for money for the No Kings protest doesn’t help our case.
Texts begging for money for No Kings