Ava of Ashes
avadecenizas.bsky.social
Ava of Ashes
@avadecenizas.bsky.social
Aspiring historical novelist. Beloved of a marksman. Mother of inspired girls. Science dilettante. In search of a more perfect Union.
We are doing. I just told my girls we need to spread some light in these dark days.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Never have I been happier to keep my thrift-store nature.
This will never be me - I bought an M4 Mac Air just before my book tour - but I think the premise of "device hoarding" here is ridiculous. With every major purchase, buy as well as you can and then use that thing until you can't use it any more. That's just sensible.

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h...
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
That’s … a novel solution
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
No way
Whispering Dick

United States, Census, 1900
November 22, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Willow is likely correct here. My husband very likely has ADHD. He used to drink tons and tons of coffee to settle his nerves as a marksman. He still drinks copious amounts. Society is a lot less forgiving now a days to the fidgety and cell phones offer endless distraction
saw someone posit it's not that more people have ADHD now it's that everyone who did used to smoke cigarettes as a cheap stimulant and a fidget toy and honestly it's compelling.
November 20, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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The award-winning article about stormwater management you didn't know you needed.
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.

remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Good. Let just rain
November 19, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Things must be bad in Rome, don’t you think @atticus59914029.bsky.social ?
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Thank you, Gov’nor
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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it is 1992…
November 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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THE FUCKING LAUGH IS TOP TIER
November 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hehehe
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
When AI’s spelling goes to trash
Somewhere, in a lonely data center, an AI is training on 23,000 pages of Epstein docs
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I absolutely love this story from Evan Ratliff, a @wired.com all-time great writer, about building his own company that employs exclusively AI agents.
All of My Employees Are AI Agents, and So Are My Executives
Sam Altman says the one-person billion-dollar company is coming. Maybe I could be that person—if only I could get my colleagues to shut up and stop lying.
www.wired.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
But her emails, amirite?
Walking into a glass door is what Trump means when he brags about transparency.
Landon Thomas Jr of the New York Times got told by Jeffrey Epstein that Trump walked into a glass door bc he was so busy staring at girls in Epstein's house and didn't print it. wild that the Times didn't consider that newsworthy.
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Let me show you the difference between a $40 hoodie and a ~$100 hoodie. 🧵
November 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
OMG, that is hilarious. Not that I believe Epstein.
Oh dear, MAGA is going to be bummed. One of the Epstein emails specifically said Clinton was never on the island, and that the stories were complete and utter fantasy. He also said he'd never met Al Gore.

www.mediaite.com/politics/jef...
Jeffrey Epstein Says Bill Clinton Was 'Never On the Island'
Dead sex criminal Jeffrey Epstein said former President Bill Clinton "never" visited his so-called "Epstein Island," according to newly released emails on Wednesday.
www.mediaite.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Promises kept
Grijalva: That is why I will sign the discharge petition right now to release the Epstein files. Justice cannot wait another day.
November 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Imagine a pedophilic blackmailer calling you “gross.” Wow
Responding to a 2017 message that Trump was 'so gross', Jeffrey Epstein said Trump was "worse in real life and upclose."
November 12, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Or what?
BREAKING:

A federal judge finds the Trump admin "did not comply" with his order to fund SNAP benefits.

Judge John McConnell has verbally ordered the admin to *fully fund* SNAP benefits for the month of November — by tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
That was ice cold.
Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."
November 6, 2025 at 10:39 AM
We should all be the flying squirrel.
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 6, 2025 at 10:30 AM
We live in strange times when the beret wearing guy has the most class.
Zohran Mamdani says on NY1 he didn't get a congratulatory call from either Andrew Cuomo or Eric Adams last night.

He says he got a congratulatory call from Curtis Sliwa, though.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM