vantazach
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The system is its own best explanation.
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maybe we're going to look back and realize this was the day It Happened, regardless of how long the other part takes
"You will live forever," the demon explained, "and you will do it in the company of these people"
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
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November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"You will live forever," the demon explained, "and you will do it in the company of these people"
"No, kid, some Hail Marys ain't gonna cut it. You've been kicking my chair for three hours straight"
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
"No, kid, some Hail Marys ain't gonna cut it. You've been kicking my chair for three hours straight"
whatever you needed this Thanksgiving, I hope you got it
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
whatever you needed this Thanksgiving, I hope you got it
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
“Skandalakis”? come on, scriptwriters
Peter Skandalakis has killed the Fani Willis case against Trump et al.
edition.cnn.com/2025/11/26/p...
edition.cnn.com/2025/11/26/p...
Georgia prosecutor kills the historic racketeering case against Trump and allies | CNN Politics
A Georgia prosecutor on Wednesday officially dropped the historic racketeering case against President Donald Trump and others for attempting to overturn the 2020 presidential election, closing the cha...
edition.cnn.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
“Skandalakis”? come on, scriptwriters
whether the Leavitts caused this woman to be arrested or not, there can be no doubt that Karoline could get her released with a single word if she cared to
"A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts."
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
www.wcvb.com/article/karo...
![REVERE, Mass. —
A woman with a family connection to White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt has been arrested by Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents in Revere, Massachusetts.
The woman, Bruna Ferreira, has an 11-year-old son with Michael Leavitt, Karoline Leavitt's brother.
Ferreira migrated with her family to the United States from Brazil as a child and is currently in custody at an ICE facility in southern Louisiana.
Michael Leavitt released a statement, saying that his "only concern has always been the safety, well-being, and privacy of [his] son."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:x4qyokjtdzgl7gmqhsw4ajqj/bafkreiacyzixchgacpjse7wyra342opgjsvdxzqdrkxq55zzqah65zyeae@jpeg)
November 26, 2025 at 3:22 PM
whether the Leavitts caused this woman to be arrested or not, there can be no doubt that Karoline could get her released with a single word if she cared to
burn it all down
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
burn it all down
After all the nuzzi stuff, this is almost wholesome:
"Beckinsale did not provide any more information about the apparent laid eggs, but she said she has communicated with several doctors… "all of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn't.""
"Beckinsale did not provide any more information about the apparent laid eggs, but she said she has communicated with several doctors… "all of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn't.""
November 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
After all the nuzzi stuff, this is almost wholesome:
"Beckinsale did not provide any more information about the apparent laid eggs, but she said she has communicated with several doctors… "all of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn't.""
"Beckinsale did not provide any more information about the apparent laid eggs, but she said she has communicated with several doctors… "all of them basically said it was some sort of complicated masturbation thing, which it wasn't.""
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?"
What a complete joke and failure of a car the Tesla CyberTruck ClusterFuck is.
My 92 year old grandma in a wheelchair handle snow better than this!
Ht: @28delayslater.bsky.social
$TSLAQ
My 92 year old grandma in a wheelchair handle snow better than this!
Ht: @28delayslater.bsky.social
$TSLAQ
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that?"
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Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
Hassett: "On one of the Sunday shows, the anchor criticized the fact Walmart said the Thanksgiving dinner is cheaper by about $10. Then he said, 'Oh yeah, but they substituted generic stuff,' as if having a generic something is a crime for ordinary folks! It shows how out of touch these people are."
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Such classic gaslighting it's an instructive moment. The question is not whether generic is better or worse, it's that a list with more expensive brand names is not the same as a list with cheaper generics. Perverting that truth into an attack on those calling it out is Manipulation 101.
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
BREAKING:
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
“After receiving that legal advice, Secretary Noem directed that the AEA detainees who had been removed from the United States before the Court’s order could be transferred to the custody of El Salvador. “
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
The first official confirmation that Noem herself made the decision not to turn the planes around. A couple hundred men were tortured as a result — and soon after, the Supreme Court confirmed that the Trump admin’s Alien Enemies Act process was a total violation of due process.
you meet the nicest people not driving a Tesla
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
you meet the nicest people not driving a Tesla
doesn't seem to be slowing
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
doesn't seem to be slowing
THE SOLUTION IS OFTEN PART OF THE PROBLEM.
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
One great thing about therapy is that you're constantly reminded that you are the problem, and the solution, which is the problem.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
THE SOLUTION IS OFTEN PART OF THE PROBLEM.
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
-- John Gall, "The Systems Bible"
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Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre, has died. She was 111.
"I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021.
Geoff Bennett has more.
"I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021.
Geoff Bennett has more.
November 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Viola Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa race massacre, has died. She was 111.
"I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021.
Geoff Bennett has more.
"I have lived through the massacre every day. Our country may forget this history, but I cannot," she told Congress in 2021.
Geoff Bennett has more.
"you know, there are various opinions as to how one should remove any remaining cooking oil from the bird"
Deeply bronzed and crispy - who wore it better?
Barefoot RFKJ or his beef tallow fried turkey? This was last year. Wonder what he’ll do this year.
Barefoot RFKJ or his beef tallow fried turkey? This was last year. Wonder what he’ll do this year.
November 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
"you know, there are various opinions as to how one should remove any remaining cooking oil from the bird"
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WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Judge dismisses cases against James Comey and Letitia James after finding that prosecutor was illegally appointed.
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BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
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Just nasty shit and any veteran that believes in what's good and just should call this out. Immediately.
Hegseth is now threatening to recall Sen. Mark Kelly to active duty in order to court martial him.
November 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just nasty shit and any veteran that believes in what's good and just should call this out. Immediately.
trying to think of a scenario where a bunch of people at a party would want to stand around and listen to one guy get gigaroasted
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
trying to think of a scenario where a bunch of people at a party would want to stand around and listen to one guy get gigaroasted
That famous slippery slope called personal responsibility. She's lying anyway, the oath requires bearing true faith and allegiance to the Constitution always, and with regard to the chain of command specifically states that only orders consistent with the UCMJ should be obeyed.
BLITZER: I want to be precise. Should members of the US military obey clearly illegal orders?
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
McCLAIN: You're asking an enlisted person for their opinion on what they think is legal. That's a pretty slippery slope. Follow your commander in chief. That's the oath that you took
(Not a no!)
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
That famous slippery slope called personal responsibility. She's lying anyway, the oath requires bearing true faith and allegiance to the Constitution always, and with regard to the chain of command specifically states that only orders consistent with the UCMJ should be obeyed.
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Hey, critters.
If you use Chrome, new update has activated robot.
Use image below. You can kill robot.
If you use Chrome, new update has activated robot.
Use image below. You can kill robot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hey, critters.
If you use Chrome, new update has activated robot.
Use image below. You can kill robot.
If you use Chrome, new update has activated robot.
Use image below. You can kill robot.
