Migraines and Magic Bears
@austinjbooks.bsky.social
Everyone's favorite magic-bear-writing weirdo (with strawberries!). Feminist. Queer AF. Big on human rights. Will absolutely fight gen-AI in the parking lot of an IHOP. Writer | Reader | Gamer | Dungeon Master | 175/200
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It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
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Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
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(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Gonna pull together some end of the year rec lists in the final week, cuz out of the 200+ books I've read, there are some real winners everyone should enjoy at least once. 💙📚 #booksky
December 9, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Gonna pull together some end of the year rec lists in the final week, cuz out of the 200+ books I've read, there are some real winners everyone should enjoy at least once. 💙📚 #booksky
If I bite someone today, one of y'all will testify that they totally deserved it, right? Also bring my rabies certificate with you I need someone to vouch for me that I did that by choice.
December 8, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If I bite someone today, one of y'all will testify that they totally deserved it, right? Also bring my rabies certificate with you I need someone to vouch for me that I did that by choice.
Spotify Wrapped: exactly what *I* expected
My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"
My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"
December 8, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Spotify Wrapped: exactly what *I* expected
My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"
My fiance: "Since when do you listen to Sleep Token?!"
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December 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The remains of Gresham castle photographed with a regular camera and how it looks with a LiDar drone camera.
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Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Are your humors unbalanced? Miasma getting you down? Try “The Broken Heart”! Readers say “it’s better than leeches!”
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This November I want everyone to remember:
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This November I want everyone to remember:
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
-it is not realistic to write every single day. There will be days you don't have time/have other priorities and commitments.
-writing 1667 words in a sitting is A LOT.
-Writing 50,000 in a month is not a sustainable practice.
I am not awake enough for this YouTube
November 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I am not awake enough for this YouTube
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Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Men are like “women won’t even look at a man if they aren’t 6’3 and built entirely of muscle” meanwhile every woman I know would date either of the Kratt Brothers.
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One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
One good trick for remembering the names of new people in your life is to not bother with meeting new people.
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Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Why do people buy pizza with EBT?
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
Because cauliflower is five dollars a head and you can buy five pizzas with the same money.
It’s not that folks don’t want to be healthy. They can’t afford to be healthy.
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Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
November 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reminder:
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
Food banks need money more than food!
They have access to buying things cheaper than you do, and they know what the community needs better than we do!
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If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
If you want or need SNAP benefits, literally the only barrier should be...signing up.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
"But what about fraud?" My sibling in red, white, and blue, THE PENTAGON HASN'T PASSED AN AUDIT IN YEARS AND MONEY IS FAKE. I don't care if too many people have food assistance.
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Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.
November 1, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Not asking for donations or tips, just asking for shares to get more exposure to my business. There is a donation portion on my page but personally I want to be able to provide you with a little thank you from me, via a product.
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if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
November 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it touch some grass
if you’re online and you know it and your post makes people scroll it
If you’re online and you know it touch some grass
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
November 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE
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hot girls have library cards
October 18, 2025 at 12:17 AM
hot girls have library cards
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If ‘get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.
November 1, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If ‘get off my lawn’ was a person, it’d be me.
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October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...
Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands
Professor John Robertson OBA Thanks to Frances McKie for alerting us to this again, as she did in March 2025. In Investing.com, two days ago, the above graph and: When the U.S. government announced…
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October 31, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Let’s be sure we learn this lesson from history as global uranium demand and Labour’s nuclear plans threaten the lives of the people of the Orkney Islands talkingupscotlandtwo.com/2025/10/31/l...
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If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)
November 1, 2025 at 1:21 PM
If you're in need of positive and rather wholesome news, there's a high school teacher named Bryan who took a ton of freely licensed celebrity headshots at the New York Film Festival last month for Wikipedia, and I truly can't believe how drastic the upgrade is for some articles (thread)