Kelsi Jo
@kelsijosilva.bsky.social
Defiantly soft; telling queer stories; making queer media
Rep: Stephanie Winter at KO Media Management.
Rep: Stephanie Winter at KO Media Management.
Thicc book really exemplifies how slow of a reader I am 🥲
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thicc book really exemplifies how slow of a reader I am 🥲
LISTEN.
(Before bread and parm topping)
(Before bread and parm topping)
November 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
LISTEN.
(Before bread and parm topping)
(Before bread and parm topping)
Moms on Instagram will disect a pre baked pie 5 different ways and make their own crumble topping before baking a pie from scratch.
WILD behavior.
WILD behavior.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Moms on Instagram will disect a pre baked pie 5 different ways and make their own crumble topping before baking a pie from scratch.
WILD behavior.
WILD behavior.
I stg if I don't pass 100k today imma be PISSED.
Literally I need my brain to work with me for just a little bit more. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
Literally I need my brain to work with me for just a little bit more. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
November 27, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I stg if I don't pass 100k today imma be PISSED.
Literally I need my brain to work with me for just a little bit more. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
Literally I need my brain to work with me for just a little bit more. WE'RE ALMOST THERE.
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
November 26, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Reminding myself once again that it is not a race.
There is nothing.
NOTHING.
More powerful than being asked to grab something from a high shelf by a small person at a grocery store.
I love being just tall enough for everything to be in reach and just small enough that nothing is inconvenient.
NOTHING.
More powerful than being asked to grab something from a high shelf by a small person at a grocery store.
I love being just tall enough for everything to be in reach and just small enough that nothing is inconvenient.
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 AM
There is nothing.
NOTHING.
More powerful than being asked to grab something from a high shelf by a small person at a grocery store.
I love being just tall enough for everything to be in reach and just small enough that nothing is inconvenient.
NOTHING.
More powerful than being asked to grab something from a high shelf by a small person at a grocery store.
I love being just tall enough for everything to be in reach and just small enough that nothing is inconvenient.
It's not gonna happen 😅
I think you freaks that write this much on a regular are LYING TO ME.
I'm FRIED. And I don't even think my writing was that good today.
I think you freaks that write this much on a regular are LYING TO ME.
I'm FRIED. And I don't even think my writing was that good today.
I'm about 4,000 words away from 100k words and so it's time for me to be delusional about how many words I can write in a single day 🏋️
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's not gonna happen 😅
I think you freaks that write this much on a regular are LYING TO ME.
I'm FRIED. And I don't even think my writing was that good today.
I think you freaks that write this much on a regular are LYING TO ME.
I'm FRIED. And I don't even think my writing was that good today.
I... Might be tapped out for the day. Gonna take a shower, and see if I can get the cogs to start up again 😤
Gonna get to 100k before Thanksgiving.
Gonna get to 100k before Thanksgiving.
Forth, and also Fifth session because I did ten minutes before I went to eat lunch: 766 words written, 2154 total, 1702 words to 100k!
3.5 hours since I sat down to write, and it's honestly upsetting how well this is working.
Brain break, probably more tea? then back at it.
3.5 hours since I sat down to write, and it's honestly upsetting how well this is working.
Brain break, probably more tea? then back at it.
November 25, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I... Might be tapped out for the day. Gonna take a shower, and see if I can get the cogs to start up again 😤
Gonna get to 100k before Thanksgiving.
Gonna get to 100k before Thanksgiving.
I need additional motivation today.
I'm gonna write in 30 min time blocks, and check back in with my progress 😤
See y'all in 1/2 hour!
I'm gonna write in 30 min time blocks, and check back in with my progress 😤
See y'all in 1/2 hour!
I'm about 4,000 words away from 100k words and so it's time for me to be delusional about how many words I can write in a single day 🏋️
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I need additional motivation today.
I'm gonna write in 30 min time blocks, and check back in with my progress 😤
See y'all in 1/2 hour!
I'm gonna write in 30 min time blocks, and check back in with my progress 😤
See y'all in 1/2 hour!
I'm about 4,000 words away from 100k words and so it's time for me to be delusional about how many words I can write in a single day 🏋️
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I'm about 4,000 words away from 100k words and so it's time for me to be delusional about how many words I can write in a single day 🏋️
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
(The most I've ever written in a day is less than 3k, but let's go I guess 🙈)
Also, fun fact: library ebooks work on licences. They can only be 'checked out' a certain number of times before the library has to pay for them again.
Good for the author, good for the publisher.
Probably bad for the library, but I love to see tax dollars go to something GOOD for once.
Good for the author, good for the publisher.
Probably bad for the library, but I love to see tax dollars go to something GOOD for once.
Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Also, fun fact: library ebooks work on licences. They can only be 'checked out' a certain number of times before the library has to pay for them again.
Good for the author, good for the publisher.
Probably bad for the library, but I love to see tax dollars go to something GOOD for once.
Good for the author, good for the publisher.
Probably bad for the library, but I love to see tax dollars go to something GOOD for once.
Reposted by Kelsi Jo
Harlequin wives for my postcard club 😊
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Harlequin wives for my postcard club 😊
I added like, 1500 words to this scene from its first draft version, and made myself weep twice, so y'know. It hurts, and not in a good way. I hate this fucking scene 😂
I'm writing the worst scene in the book today, and I'm sad, and it sucks, and I don't want to do it and I have no one to blame but myself.
[cackling, a bit mad] NINETY THOUSAND.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I added like, 1500 words to this scene from its first draft version, and made myself weep twice, so y'know. It hurts, and not in a good way. I hate this fucking scene 😂
thinking about this one time I was at a Christmas art market, and I was really excited about these little fox ornaments I had made--cast in resin, hand painted, made the mold myself.
one of my table neighbors picked up one of the ornaments and told me I should be making them out of Polymer clay.
one of my table neighbors picked up one of the ornaments and told me I should be making them out of Polymer clay.
November 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
thinking about this one time I was at a Christmas art market, and I was really excited about these little fox ornaments I had made--cast in resin, hand painted, made the mold myself.
one of my table neighbors picked up one of the ornaments and told me I should be making them out of Polymer clay.
one of my table neighbors picked up one of the ornaments and told me I should be making them out of Polymer clay.
Reposted by Kelsi Jo
I will reiterate my excitement here!!! Seriously, sign up for the patreon, strangers!!!!. beautiful little postcards 🥹 3 months in & zero regrets
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I will reiterate my excitement here!!! Seriously, sign up for the patreon, strangers!!!!. beautiful little postcards 🥹 3 months in & zero regrets
Harlequin wives for my postcard club 😊
November 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Harlequin wives for my postcard club 😊
I once threw up in the sink at work in front of a customer, turned around, took his order then proceeded to make his coffee.
I am not proud of this. I should not have been at work. but, y'know ✨America✨
I went home afterward.
I am not proud of this. I should not have been at work. but, y'know ✨America✨
I went home afterward.
what's the most exotic place you've ever puked? mine's not exactly exotic but i did once have a hangover at the nyc facebook office and barfed in their very nice bathroom
Got food poisoning from Fogo De Chao. Puked out the side of a moving cab along beautiful Copacabana Beach. The most exotic place I'll probably ever puke!
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I once threw up in the sink at work in front of a customer, turned around, took his order then proceeded to make his coffee.
I am not proud of this. I should not have been at work. but, y'know ✨America✨
I went home afterward.
I am not proud of this. I should not have been at work. but, y'know ✨America✨
I went home afterward.
I'm writing the worst scene in the book today, and I'm sad, and it sucks, and I don't want to do it and I have no one to blame but myself.
[cackling, a bit mad] NINETY THOUSAND.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I'm writing the worst scene in the book today, and I'm sad, and it sucks, and I don't want to do it and I have no one to blame but myself.
[cackling, a bit mad] NINETY THOUSAND.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[cackling, a bit mad] NINETY THOUSAND.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
Wrapping this up in 30k words is truly optimistic, but I'm gonna keep believing I can until I run past it.
I loved turn of the screw btw.
This book is creepy creepy.
It takes me longer to read old books because, mostly, I'm not used to the language and sometimes that means not really getting into the world
But this book really creeped me out. Children acting like adults is horrible in any language.
This book is creepy creepy.
It takes me longer to read old books because, mostly, I'm not used to the language and sometimes that means not really getting into the world
But this book really creeped me out. Children acting like adults is horrible in any language.
Ash is beautifully written, but I didn't feel like the romance was earned? And the ending also felt lackluster. I wanted more from both, and I feel like if the author was pushed a little more in editing, we might have gotten a better book. 🥲
Turn of the Screw is next! Back to Victorian ghosts 😊
Turn of the Screw is next! Back to Victorian ghosts 😊
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I loved turn of the screw btw.
This book is creepy creepy.
It takes me longer to read old books because, mostly, I'm not used to the language and sometimes that means not really getting into the world
But this book really creeped me out. Children acting like adults is horrible in any language.
This book is creepy creepy.
It takes me longer to read old books because, mostly, I'm not used to the language and sometimes that means not really getting into the world
But this book really creeped me out. Children acting like adults is horrible in any language.
THIS BOOK IS TOO DAMN THICC TO HOLD COMFORTABLY.
Alright, I've gone through a couple of novellas, and a YA.
Time to tackle *her.*
Time to tackle *her.*
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
THIS BOOK IS TOO DAMN THICC TO HOLD COMFORTABLY.
Alright, I've gone through a couple of novellas, and a YA.
Time to tackle *her.*
Time to tackle *her.*
November 21, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Alright, I've gone through a couple of novellas, and a YA.
Time to tackle *her.*
Time to tackle *her.*
When I was learning to type we were taught to double space after a period, and no one told me that wasn't the rule anymore until I was in my mid twenties.
I went through college doing this. I wrote professional emails.
The betrayal.
I went through college doing this. I wrote professional emails.
The betrayal.
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When I was learning to type we were taught to double space after a period, and no one told me that wasn't the rule anymore until I was in my mid twenties.
I went through college doing this. I wrote professional emails.
The betrayal.
I went through college doing this. I wrote professional emails.
The betrayal.
Reposted by Kelsi Jo
Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --