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baseball lover. theme park sicko. gym rat. it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive ✨ https://jagger-richards.tumblr.com
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as more trad wife shit gets circulated around, and the alt-right continues to gain a sociocultural foothold, women have an even greater imperative to lift weights and get jacked
lmao doing all the things his lungs and kidneys already do but worse AND dangerous
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
this coworker also talks about throwing $20 bills into gas station slot machines while they’re bored and waiting in line to check out so plz what can you tell me about my $40/mo gym membership!! lmao
my coworker loves to give me unsolicited financial advice, which always includes the suggestion that my gym membership is frivolous spending, and i take offense to that lol
December 3, 2025 at 11:58 PM
my coworker loves to give me unsolicited financial advice, which always includes the suggestion that my gym membership is frivolous spending, and i take offense to that lol
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
truly NEVER gets old
December 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".

Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
being at work on black friday is already ridiculous. being at work before 8 am... what am i even doing
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
sonny :(
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
the actors narrating in ken burns’ the american revolution ?!?! and the fact that i recognized none of their voices lol?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:59 AM
screaming because i work with nincompoops, myself sometimes included
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
bringing coconut cream pie to the work potluck bc idc if anyone else likes it, i want it 😌 and if no one eats it then more for me 😌
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
whewwww electric AC 😮‍💨 www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULcR...
Bruce Springsteen - Atlantic City (Electric Nebraska - Official Audio)
YouTube video by BruceSpringsteenVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
November 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
just hit part three and WHAT!!!
i placed this hold on may 7th and FINALLY get to read it only because i got to skip the line 😅🎉
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
if you’re able to scroll on your phone MID-SET, just get off the machine. lmao
November 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
wdym thanksgiving is next week?? in my mind it's still august
November 18, 2025 at 7:47 PM
i placed this hold on may 7th and FINALLY get to read it only because i got to skip the line 😅🎉
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
i wish i didn’t know now what i didn’t know then!!!
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
been reading interview with the vampire after watching the show, and it gets SO confusing sometimes because i’ll revert to picturing louis as a 20th century black man instead of an 18th century plantation owner lol
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 PM
using AI to craft messages to people is antisocial behavior. deeply weird
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Important educational content
November 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
they’re gonna have to make wider doorways for me 😤🤣
November 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
i have always been all legs holy heck 🤣
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
i NEED the gym for my mental health not because “gym is cheaper than therapy lol” but because it actually stabilizes my mood. i am still a mess mentally but i am no longer prone to emotional breakdowns like i was pre-lifting 🫠
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
peppermint mochas > PSLs
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM