Thea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance
@thealanden.bsky.social
(Award-winning!) Smutty romance author with a day job, gamer with no free time, likes her own kids and no one else's, enjoys working out but still enjoys food https://linktr.ee/thealanden
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Signs of Seduction: Libra is now available on Kindle Unlimited! Stop overthinking things and just relax, everything will be perfectly fine. 😉
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Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
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(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
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Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Pull up the cuck chair and watch someone get railed
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
(look, it's December and I'm tired, I'm trying, okay)
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Tonight's dinner is consistent with my branding.
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Tonight's dinner is consistent with my branding.
First, we Train Hard, Rest Harder.
Then we're Training Hard at the Lodge.
Then...? 👀
Then we're Training Hard at the Lodge.
Then...? 👀
December 8, 2025 at 8:12 PM
First, we Train Hard, Rest Harder.
Then we're Training Hard at the Lodge.
Then...? 👀
Then we're Training Hard at the Lodge.
Then...? 👀
Whoops! With the holidays, I forgot to do November's bestsellers! Two new releases, plus the results of the Black Friday sale I ran on one of my most popular books!
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Whoops! With the holidays, I forgot to do November's bestsellers! Two new releases, plus the results of the Black Friday sale I ran on one of my most popular books!
I don't think I've ever written "love at first sight" before, but I guess it's kind of fun! 😄
(This whole plot counts as being unrealistic, we're going with it.)
(This whole plot counts as being unrealistic, we're going with it.)
December 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't think I've ever written "love at first sight" before, but I guess it's kind of fun! 😄
(This whole plot counts as being unrealistic, we're going with it.)
(This whole plot counts as being unrealistic, we're going with it.)
Signs of Seduction: Capricorn - Early Access! | Thea Landen
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December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I was just awarded the FIFA Pegging Prize in Fiction. It's an honor, truly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I was just awarded the FIFA Pegging Prize in Fiction. It's an honor, truly.
Hey, hey, hey, guess what I'm doing after lunch.
Mailing out PACKAGES
😏
Mailing out PACKAGES
😏
December 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hey, hey, hey, guess what I'm doing after lunch.
Mailing out PACKAGES
😏
Mailing out PACKAGES
😏
He ran one finger along the strap of her lacy thong. "Should we see how wet you are right now? Should we show him?"
~*~
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius is available now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
~*~
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius is available now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius - Kindle edition by Landen, Thea. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius.
www.amazon.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
He ran one finger along the strap of her lacy thong. "Should we see how wet you are right now? Should we show him?"
~*~
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius is available now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
~*~
Signs of Seduction: Sagittarius is available now!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
Last day of the signed paperback/audiobook sale! (Pro Tip: Signed paperbacks make great holiday gifts!)
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Thea Landen - Sultry Stories to Enchant and Excite
Thea Landen lives in New York with her husband and children. Though she’s dabbled in all romantic subgenres, she has a special love for sci-fi, fantasy, and adventure…anything that pushes the imaginat...
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December 3, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Last day of the signed paperback/audiobook sale! (Pro Tip: Signed paperbacks make great holiday gifts!)
payhip.com/TheaLanden
payhip.com/TheaLanden
Remembered to order a Cricut while it's still on sale, so now I can make even more of my own merch and swag!
(there might be dicks)
(there might be dicks)
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Remembered to order a Cricut while it's still on sale, so now I can make even more of my own merch and swag!
(there might be dicks)
(there might be dicks)
CUCK THE HALLS
...I mean, it is December, and Sagittarius comes out tomorrow, make sure you preorder so you don't miss out
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
...I mean, it is December, and Sagittarius comes out tomorrow, make sure you preorder so you don't miss out
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 PM
CUCK THE HALLS
...I mean, it is December, and Sagittarius comes out tomorrow, make sure you preorder so you don't miss out
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
...I mean, it is December, and Sagittarius comes out tomorrow, make sure you preorder so you don't miss out
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FX372BFP
When the inevitable happens and everyone gets bumped up a rank, will Erika's new title be First Side Piece or Madam Side Piece? I don't want to commit any etiquette blunders.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
When the inevitable happens and everyone gets bumped up a rank, will Erika's new title be First Side Piece or Madam Side Piece? I don't want to commit any etiquette blunders.
Based on my KU page reads on my dashboard, at least four people have read Training Hard at the Lodge today, and it's not even noon where I am. 😂 You know what, I fully support this method of coping with a Monday morning!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
December 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Based on my KU page reads on my dashboard, at least four people have read Training Hard at the Lodge today, and it's not even noon where I am. 😂 You know what, I fully support this method of coping with a Monday morning!
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
www.amazon.com/dp/B0FWGGXDPT
Tired of this world? Travel to another one! Out of Orbit is still on sale for only $0.99!
(And hey, the signed paperback is on sale too!)
www.thealanden.com/books/out-of...
(And hey, the signed paperback is on sale too!)
www.thealanden.com/books/out-of...
December 1, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Tired of this world? Travel to another one! Out of Orbit is still on sale for only $0.99!
(And hey, the signed paperback is on sale too!)
www.thealanden.com/books/out-of...
(And hey, the signed paperback is on sale too!)
www.thealanden.com/books/out-of...
My new WIP is completely unhinged and I love it. 👀
December 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
My new WIP is completely unhinged and I love it. 👀
November 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
A new audiobook AND it's part of the 25% off shop sale? 😱
Let me read you some space smut!
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Let me read you some space smut!
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Rebel in Chains Audiobook
Corruption and injustice plague the star system ruled by the Zenith Federation, and Amara vows to put an end to their regime. She joins a group of rebels hoping to overthrow the organization, helping ...
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November 29, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A new audiobook AND it's part of the 25% off shop sale? 😱
Let me read you some space smut!
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
Let me read you some space smut!
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
Out of Orbit
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November 28, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My bestselling book of the year is currently on sale! Can you solve this spicy mystery?
Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/
Signed Paperback: payhip.com/b/Oqo1g
Audiobook: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/
Signed Paperback: payhip.com/b/Oqo1g
Audiobook: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
My bestselling book of the year is currently on sale! Can you solve this spicy mystery?
Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/
Signed Paperback: payhip.com/b/Oqo1g
Audiobook: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
Kindle: www.amazon.com/dp/B0DGDRBVR7/
Signed Paperback: payhip.com/b/Oqo1g
Audiobook: payhip.com/b/ZUVKt
WHAT IF I told you there's a new audiobook available and WHAT IF I told you it's part of my shop-wide 25% off sale?
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
Rebel in Chains Audiobook
Corruption and injustice plague the star system ruled by the Zenith Federation, and Amara vows to put an end to their regime. She joins a group of rebels hoping to overthrow the organization, helping ...
payhip.com
November 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
WHAT IF I told you there's a new audiobook available and WHAT IF I told you it's part of my shop-wide 25% off sale?
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
payhip.com/b/9Ei5t
Pssst! I don't know if I'm supposed to post this yet, buuuuut there are already some Black Friday deals underway! 👀 Continue getting stuffed! (when it comes to your Kindles, that is)
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Black Friday Sales
Erotica | Erotic Romance
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November 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Pssst! I don't know if I'm supposed to post this yet, buuuuut there are already some Black Friday deals underway! 👀 Continue getting stuffed! (when it comes to your Kindles, that is)
storyoriginapp.com/to/vYFQ1JM
storyoriginapp.com/to/vYFQ1JM
Psst! Here's a little sneak peek at what you can expect this weekend:
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
November 26, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Psst! Here's a little sneak peek at what you can expect this weekend:
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!
Two of my books will be marked down to $0.99
My whole shop will be 25% off (including a new audiobook!)
An exclusive story (plus a coupon code to access it)
Let's have fun getting stuffed!