ArtificialBrian
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ArtificialBrian
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Dad. Cybersecurity for 20 years. Comics and video games when I have time.
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It's telling that you say "I don't think masked thugs should be murdering innocent people in broad daylight" and Republicans start jumping up and down yelling "I guess we can't have law enforcement then." Do you hear yourself
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 PM
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If this was a movie, I'd be walking out or changing the channel about now.
January 8, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Bluesky community! This is my official NYC mayor account. I’ll be posting updates on what’s happening at City Hall and how we’re delivering for New Yorkers. It’s great to be here.
January 8, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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Renee Nicole Good was 37. She was murdered by an ICE agent in the street in broad daylight. What really happened to her will not be forgotten, minimized, or ignored.
January 7, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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I don’t think 20,000 people without the protection of the federal government’s monopoly on violence are going to do much of anything other than post a lot
January 7, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
January 7, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Five years ago, this great moment was captured on video:
January 7, 2026 at 5:17 AM
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Extremely accurate Pennsylvania highway
January 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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I can't think of something less worthy of American blood and treasure than access to an island we already have access to
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 AM
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Rewatching one of my favourite shows that I haven’t revisited for a few years. I know I sound like an old man but there’s been nothing like this since. Deadwood was a masterpiece.
a man with a mustache and a beard is talking to another man in a suit .
ALT: a man with a mustache and a beard is talking to another man in a suit .
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 9:55 PM
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every time I see someone presented as a right wing intellectual their posts are like, “contrariwise, the white race isn’t just smart but furthermore intelligent and brain good”
January 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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One guy tried, unsuccessfully, to blow up a plane with a bomb in his sneakers, and everybody had to take off their shoes at the airport for the next 20 years.

Chatbots have a collective body count equal to Richard "The Night Stalker" Ramirez, and they're trying to put them in schools.
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
January 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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Exhausting levels of discourse about "can Bsky grow" and "this is why Bsky can't grow" and I'm just going to say I have never been seriously dogpiled on here because every time I see someone posting something deranged I block them, same thing I used to do with Twitter. It makes for a nice time!
January 5, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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I keep seeing a repeat discourse regarding AI, the "revealed preference" argument. Someone says "AI is liberating because I use it to automate boring work and build something quickly".

They generalize from personal experience therefore this tech is revolutionizing everything for everyone else too.
January 2, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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A bel biv devoe bahn mi shop called that girl is hoisin
January 2, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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one more year until Children of Men lfg
January 1, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Psst.

Hey, come closer.

No, closer.

I have a New Year’s secret for you.

It’s this:

If you care about people you don’t even know, and try to live your life that way, you are absolutely beautiful no matter what you look like.
January 1, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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*walking into my own house where I live alone* fuck man who closed last night
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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it’s all i’ve got
December 31, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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have i ever said how much i love Waffle House?
December 31, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM