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Ixao
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Snapfish had a deal where you could get unlimited 4x6 prints for 1¢ each. I did the responsible thing and ordered 200 pictures of Quan Chi

See me at MAGFest next month if you would like a picture of Quan Chi
December 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Oh baby it’s little fellas season
December 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Reminder (plea?) on the day of. This was personally the first year that broke me on this event, never liked the guy but him and his events just keep getting more wack. I will be playing Metroid Prime and hanging with Myles Mackenzie or making beats
Feels like this is probably the ideal year to stop even hate-watching and live-posting the game awards. I feel like we can exercise that amount of restraint and self-love, yeah?
December 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, its the fight in the dog?" Oh okay so youd fight the infinite hound? Youd fight the dog who goes on forever? Didnt fucking think so, idiot
December 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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September 12, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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I think about rocket frog often
December 11, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Recently picked up some Metal Fight beyblades, and my hate-hate relationship with stickers continue.
December 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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"fuck it i ate the opp"
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Maybe the greatest murder mystery ever written about handjobs and MILFs (these are both genuinely load-bearing plot points)
Murder! Being a teenager in the 1970s! A haunted amusement park! An attractive older woman who is a crack shot with a rifle! And a VERY special edition of Uncle Stevie's Mixtape, as this month JUST KING THINGS tackles the breezy, readable fun of 2013's JOYLAND: rangedtouch.com/2025/12/08/j...
December 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Something that has stuck with me for years now is that Ed Brubaker has made more in residuals for the 5 second cameo he had in Captain America: The Winter Soldier than he ever did at Marvel literally creating the comics it’s based on.
Miles Morales co-creator Sara Pichelli says she does not get any royalties from the ‘Spider-Verse’ films, Insomniac games, or merch

"I don’t get anything … that's the saddest part of my life"

(via SiteJamesons | TW)
December 7, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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The Internet is good sometimes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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the goats
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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every single goddamn time i see somebody mention N. K. Jemisin i think about her criticizing the story and then tweeting “well I didn’t read it but”
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical.

They're AI-generating the music here.

Fuck that.
The Let it Die sequel - Let it Die: Inferno - which is coming out next week (4th December), seems to have been built using a considerable amount of generative AI. https://bit.ly/4ol7lIA
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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you better watch out
You better watch out
You Better Watch Out
𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘉𝘌𝘛𝘛𝘌𝘙 𝘞𝘈𝘛𝘊𝘏 𝘖𝘜𝘛
𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙒𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙊𝙐𝙏
𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗕𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗢𝗨𝗧
𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐎𝐔𝐓
《根据中华人民共和国相关法律法规,强烈建议谨慎行事》
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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Watching Columbo for the first time and as someone with a working class chip on his shoulder, seeing all these smug, monied elitists sneeringly underestimating and then being utterly destroyed by a shabby, brilliant little guy is absolutely cathartic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Moment before Judgement
#tf2
November 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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we should replace "actually frankenstein was the doctor" with "actually there was a fourth guy in the three musketeers"
November 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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“I wouldn’t do that, bartender. ... Unless, of course, you think you’re fast enough.”
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Went 3-3 at the local this week, barely pushed out of top 8 by a scuffed final match. Saber on Wedge definitely feels like a solid build; all I need now is to refine launch technique and sort out my third blade #beyblade #beybladex
November 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I have made a reasonable facsimile of this sprite paper (US letter size). Please feel free to use.
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 AM