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SCARY Jake

@fishonio.bsky.social

390 followers 770 following 1.4K posts

20, he/him Casual GBF Player and the type of person to spend entire parties hanging out with the host's dog Banner by @joshua4640.bsky.social Current Goal: 5* Eternals before 2026 (10/10)

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · Mar 18

Taking a break from hard focusing the eternals until next RotB, which means pinned refresh time.

ID is 38008986, I'll friend anybody and have half decent summons :D

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 13h

shaking and crying rn

SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 14h

if you'd like

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Granblue EN (Unofficial) @grandcypher.com · 1d

In one of Meg’s round win poses, Mari comes out and throws her own shade on Cilius #GBVSR

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 1d

my brother just informed me hes been going to the nearby library for homestuck book club, the world is healing i think

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Bacon_Lord 🔞 @bacon-lord-art.bsky.social · 1d

i came home and wanted to sleep and also draw morrigan so as a compromise i drew a morrigan in 5 minutes that looks fine and now i'm going to sleep goonight nightttttttt sznzzzzzz

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 1d

to answer the provided hypothetical, i want the power purely to flex the cool blue hair skin and use the costume in rising without it feeling like stolen valor

SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 1d

3 outta 10

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 1d

jotchua (cain) and taiki shuttle umamusume collage image with the text "THE DEVIL SHIVERS WHEN A NICE GUY shits"

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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 1d

He’s so relaxed, he turned into liquid

A black and white cat is sitting inside a white bucket, looking relaxed and almost melted into its shape.

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 1d

ever heard of GREEN humor buddy

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Shark - MEG TIME @syntaxspeedway.sharkgirl.biz · 1d

WE GOT THE MEG VS SANDY INTRO AND HOLY SHIT

THIS IS PERFECT

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

kirby loves doing either pick a pipe or dropping stuff like this on you out of nowhere (especially from return to dreamland and forward)

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

ok never going to 15% without fated chain again

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7-Mirano @7-mirano.bsky.social · 2d

Utsuho! #東方Project #touhouproject

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piper @roodypatooti.bsky.social · Aug 26

>be me
>using my pc
>feel the need to pee
>go pee
>theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts
>come back
>it's not my pc anymore
i cant prove it but i know theyre fucking doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

claw game professional

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

do not fall for the admittedly cool gameplay concept of team based real time rpg stella the game has degraded to have its playerbase is 90% dudes named kirito looking to do anime erp

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

i think unison league is kind of like the evil stepmom from tangled where they keep that god awful game going by repeatedly drinking from the evangelion fountain of youth

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SCARY Jake @fishonio.bsky.social · 2d

thinking about the granblue evangelion collab, eva is kind of like the anti-persona 5 because every gacha ive seen collab with it has been alive for a decade like battle cats or unison league