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“Doesn’t really give off ‘buys new shirts’ vibes.”
my dad worked at Starbucks when I was a kid and I worked there for five years, too. They seemed like a corporation that tried to treat employees well. A good reminder that you can never, ever trust a corporation to care for its workers. People dare to ask for a little more and it’s scorched earth.
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
@tgk.bsky.social is McConnell a RIPCON 2? just want to be ready
February 4, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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GANDALF: (throws Vibram FiveFingers shoes into fireplace)

FRODO: What are you doing?!

GANDALF: (pulls them out unharmed) Put them on. Don't worry, they're quite cool.
February 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
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I can't get over Epstein being evil enough to be banned from XBox Live, that sounds like an Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt joke
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 AM
excited to watch Newsom fight an empty paper bag for Bovino’s endorsement
I don't know how other people are feeling about it, but I view the 2028 Democratic primary with bottomless dread.
January 30, 2026 at 10:20 PM
right, is the argument here that in the middle of a brutal pile-on, a federal agent with a brain made of instant mashed potatoes recognized the profile of a specific handgun? Or are they saying that it actually accidentally fired which we clearly know it fucking didn’t
From the NY Post. You know they are really scrambling when they are running "The gun was no angel" stories.
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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I would have nominated Sinners 17 times
January 22, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Everybody shut the fuck up and pay attention to the most important thing happening at this moment.
January 22, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 5:40 PM
it didn’t happen, I honestly think we’ll all just sorta feel it when it does. we won’t need to speculate, we’ll just all know
January 21, 2026 at 6:19 AM
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yeah i'll vote for gavin newsom under extreme circumstances. like say we're on a life raft and need to decide who to eat first. or our plane crashes in the andes and we're figuring out who to barbecue for dinner. or if we're wagon-bound and stranded in a frozen pass over the sierra nevada mountains,
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
stop talking about me like that
January 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
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Dilbert will now be nationalized by the state and made into a Communist idol.
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
that asshole is walking around like he’s fighting for his life to hold in a shit
ICE just indiscriminately stopped a citizen at a bus stop in front of the co-op. If this is how they treat the President of the Minneapolis City Council who is legally observing, just think of what they’re doing to everyone else in our City.
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Ten thousand people turned out in the cold for Renee Good last night. The only thing ten thousand people ever did for Charlie Kirk was make disrespectful memes about "getting Kirk" on their school-issued iPads in study hall
January 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
today seems like as good a day as any to pick up smoking
January 8, 2026 at 2:14 AM
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Booker is going to filibuster for 36 hours to advocate for ICE obtaining mandatory 10-hour training about how to shoot people safely
Man fuck Cory Booker.
January 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
oh cool okay, let them stay then
January 7, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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If I was in, say, Harvey Milk's place and you told me how long the lean times would last after my death I'd wonder what the point even was. But I don't think he would, so I have no right to.
January 7, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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The thing I always come back to is how many people never despaired against longer odds, and how arrogant it would be to put myself above them.
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" well to start with I think we should all literally spit on them in public for the rest of their lives
January 7, 2026 at 10:24 PM
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My audience
December 24, 2025 at 1:35 AM
avatar 3 is my favorite yet because it finally introduces a sufficiently horny character
December 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM