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Got three out of four lotion labels complete this evening, and now I sleep 😴😴😴
Tops:
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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I wish it was totally normal to walk around with a sword strapped to your back without being seen as a huge fucking weeb, or actual psychopath. :'(
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I wish it was totally normal to walk around with a sword strapped to your back without being seen as a huge fucking weeb, or actual psychopath. :'(
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Remember: if you destroy a trash can and a whole cooked roast falls out, this is fine. The roast is fresh and hot and ready to consume. Doing so will heal you completely, through the magic of Thanksgiving. A holiday miracle!
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Remember: if you destroy a trash can and a whole cooked roast falls out, this is fine. The roast is fresh and hot and ready to consume. Doing so will heal you completely, through the magic of Thanksgiving. A holiday miracle!
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thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours
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Fortress of Ultimate Darkness sketch for Time Bandits tv show
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Fortress of Ultimate Darkness sketch for Time Bandits tv show
Once I get back from Baby Movement class, I'll finish uploading more lotions to the website 🎉
I also just realised I could also put up the Xmas wax melt samplers I've been selling in-person, on the store as well. Duh. 🫠
I also just realised I could also put up the Xmas wax melt samplers I've been selling in-person, on the store as well. Duh. 🫠
November 28, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Once I get back from Baby Movement class, I'll finish uploading more lotions to the website 🎉
I also just realised I could also put up the Xmas wax melt samplers I've been selling in-person, on the store as well. Duh. 🫠
I also just realised I could also put up the Xmas wax melt samplers I've been selling in-person, on the store as well. Duh. 🫠
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
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My Black Friday sale suggestion would be to buy a full price indie game.
November 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My Black Friday sale suggestion would be to buy a full price indie game.
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Here's your reminder to draw in a sketchbook!!!!!
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Here's your reminder to draw in a sketchbook!!!!!
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
Draw ugly!! Draw weird!!!!
DRAW WITH NOTHING BUT PEN OR PAINT MARKERS
LET YOURSELF MAKE MISTAKES
it's part of the process~
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
3 Winners have been contacted via email and will be announced publicly once they've replied
November 28, 2025 at 3:29 AM
3 Winners have been contacted via email and will be announced publicly once they've replied
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imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
imagine looking like this while writing tasks for a show that's basically saw for middle aged people
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring Busta Rhymes, Jewel, Foreigner, Ninja Turtles, and Pac-Man.
Me:
Me:
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring Busta Rhymes, Jewel, Foreigner, Ninja Turtles, and Pac-Man.
Me:
Me:
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escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
escapism through channeling a medieval manuscript illustrator
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took this stance real early on, have been paying close attention, and i have yet to see a single thing that manages to challenge that opinion even a little bit, rather than solidifying it into diamond-hard conviction
I'm an "A.i." abolitionist.
No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything.
Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine.
But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires?
No.
No consumer-facing LLMs or generative "A.i." in anything.
Sure, machine learning in science and a few other limited applications is fine.
But consumer-facing LLMs and generative "A.i." that are based on theft, push disinfo, and can be manipulated by billionaires?
No.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
took this stance real early on, have been paying close attention, and i have yet to see a single thing that manages to challenge that opinion even a little bit, rather than solidifying it into diamond-hard conviction
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Those National Guard members who were shot were only there because of one person!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Those National Guard members who were shot were only there because of one person!!
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Getting these little hanging stockings with wax melt lollipops put together. Going back and forth between price points, but man, are they cute!
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Getting these little hanging stockings with wax melt lollipops put together. Going back and forth between price points, but man, are they cute!
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Pumpkin pies are in the oven. They always take longer to bake than the recipe says. On our first extra 10 minutes.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Pumpkin pies are in the oven. They always take longer to bake than the recipe says. On our first extra 10 minutes.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.
Mom’s “secret” recipe is to add an extra egg for each pie and increase the spices.