Archivist Prime
archivistprime.bsky.social
Archivist Prime
@archivistprime.bsky.social
Luke. Librarian. Nerd. Good at words. Terrible at Bluesky. He/him. Bi/pan/whatever.
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He's Back - Get Him!

Read more cartoons! ---> #PoliCartoon
Help us make more! ----> patreon.com/barry
June 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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everyone please look at and appreciate this incredible commission i got from @prips.bsky.social, it makes my heart happy 🥹
November 21, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I'm also bringing these ridiculous/awesome beauties with me - custom made combo packs of an original sketch cover (drawn by me) + real action figure - and yes, they're for sale!
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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The greatest comic short story of all time. The original Peanuts strip that inspired the masterpiece. From Detective Comics 500 by Len Wein & Walt Simonson
November 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I know at $25ish Super7's ReAction+ Figures are a little expensive, but they're pretty fun if you have a decent vehicle collection at home already.
November 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Needs more Joel and the bots
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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DA R0MAN Z0NE - dashare.zone ADMIN
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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Hey! I'm doing mini holiday blogs on the site every day through Xmas, if you're into that sort of thing. Read and check back: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/christmas-countdown/
November 20, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It reminded me of some of the early AEW I was watching not too long ago, where JR would comment on how things used to be and the other commentators would have to gently tell him "that was then, this is now". 😄
Tony Schiavone being surprised that Justin Roberts says “Show some love for Ricochet” is wild.

You’d think he’s never watched the show, but he literally commentates it 😂 #AEWDynamite
November 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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1. Great, let's do this

2. Here's some useful info (from my agent). You have until March 23, 2026 and it now includes illustrators

3. Here is the Works Lookup link: secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
November 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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y’all: “I’m against gay people because the Bible is against gay people!!!!!”

the Bible: [maybe three verses over two thousand pages that say gays are icky]

the Bible: [hundreds of verses saying that the wealthy are crap and they should surrender their riches]

y’all:
a man wearing a crown and sunglasses looks to the side
Alt: a homophobe wearing a crown, nervously clutching his money
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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The most searched term in regard to "AI" is "how do I turn this bullshit off" but somehow it's also worth more money than the entire world economy provides.

That makes sense sure.
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Read this thread. Learn scary things about hippos, zebras, and American history.

Really putting "I Want A Hippopotamus For Christmas" to the test here.
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.

Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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An entire argument dismantled in two words.
CNN: What if there are more names connected to the Democratic Party that come out in the files?

CHRIS MURPHY: So what?
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Last night I was like “aw man what’s the point of writing” and then I looked up “WCW Monday Nitro Episode 263” and was told by Google AI search that it didn’t exist because Nitro only had 286 episodes, and I guess existing to spite the world’s dumbest misinformation scheme is a reason.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Seriously? These covers didn't even need AI! Just offhand I know a dozen artists who could have delivered the Thomas Kinkade Express, and the humantooth tiger there could have been a stock image and five minutes in a photo editor.
"Wilson said it was also upsetting for the production and design team, who had worked hard on the books."

Yeah, they had to type "evil cat" four times and then on the fifth round added "PLEASE NOT GARFIELD"
Authors dumped from New Zealand’s top book prize after AI used in cover designs
Ockham Book Awards dropped two titles from contention after new guidelines introduced on artificial intelligence use
www.theguardian.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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I’ve been a FreeTaxUSA proselytizer for years and years and I strongly encourage everyone to make the switch. same kind of step by step “for dummies” interface, even for my complicated freelancer taxes, and you don’t have to give your money to one of our most evil lobbyists
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.

TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
"Just like Mom used to make!"

*Only the orphan enjoys it*
Yknow that one panel of everyone dieing eating green arrow's spicy chili. I think that'd legit kill Diana considering she's from a society that doesn't have peppers.
November 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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I've been kicking around this silly idea for a while now, and finally decided to make it today.

May I present to you... a silly and ridiculous mashup for our AEW TNT Champion....

Kyle Fletcher x Destiny's Child: SAY MY (FULL) NAME

#AEW 🤼‍♂️
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm sorry, they're losing to Chipotle? *Everyone* is losing to Chipotle?

It wasn't that long ago that their food gave people explosive diarrhea and rats dropped from their ceilings--in the same week even!

JFC people, if you can't beat that then you don't deserve to be in business!
Once the top U.S. fast-casual chain, Panera has dipped to number three, falling behind Chipotle and Panda Express.

Now, to try to win back consumers, the chain plans to reinvest in the business and undo many previously implemented cost-cutting measures, it said Tuesday.

Full story: cnb.cx/487BuFk
November 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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“Elon Musk fired back at Billie Eilish after trillionaire criticism”

Right, because it’s not enough to have all of the money in the world. You’re not even allowed to be mad at him for being so disastrously greedy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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a new study finds that there is enough microplastic in your nads to make a little army guy. whats worse is that its the guy with the radio so he doesnt even have a gun. and he has a bunch of extra plastic along the seam on the bottom so he keeps falling over.
November 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM