Archivist Prime
archivistprime.bsky.social
Archivist Prime
@archivistprime.bsky.social
Luke. Librarian. Nerd. Good at words. Terrible at Bluesky. He/him. Bi/pan/whatever.
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We should have a Harley Muppet Christmas Carol with Don Callis as Ebenezer Scrooge

#AEW
December 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
This shot of Kenny Omega's phone screen lasts less than a second and immediately precedes him "refusing" to do a bit with the Young Bucks. Instead he talks about how he's grown as a person and he wants everyone to take him seriously. 😉 #AEW
December 8, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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you’re never going to believe this. the woke left’s depraved war on christmas is escalating. sources tell me they’re planning to make the yuletide gay
December 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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pals you gotta quit spotify
December 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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December 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Schrödinger’s Starscream
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Got a new display cabinet for these bad boys. Would love to see how other people display their cats.
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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more things should be good. fewer things should be bad. just one person's opinion
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I will be completely unsurprised if it turns out this thing was designed by AI and all the usual weird mangled artifacts were just sculpted directly into a 3D object.
It turns out that you can, in fact, polish a turd.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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*Totally* unreleated thought: used DVDs are pretty cheap and the website ARCHIVE [dot] ORG has lots of cool cartoons and stuff
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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wolfman’s got nards
December 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Everything is shit now because seven Nazis make more money betting on the failure of their own Matryoshka of shell companies than by simply producing things people want to spend money on.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He's transitioning from throwing billions into a project that every lay person could have told him was doomed to failure to throwing billions into a project that every lay person could currently tell him is doomed to failure.
Meta Platforms is planning cuts to the metaverse—an arena Mark Zuckerberg once called the future of the company—and will shift spending to AI wearables.
Meta Plans to Shift Spending Away From the Metaverse
Zuckerberg’s bet on immersive online worlds has lost the company more than $77 billion since 2020.
on.wsj.com
December 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Hellfire-Man is the star of the Stranger Things MOTU 2-pack.

#StrangerThings #MOTU
December 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Chrono Trigger (1995) by Square for Super Famicom. Concept art by Akira Toriyama.
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
OMG. I keep noticing little details here that I adore. The "horns" hand! Everything about the head sculpt! Is that a guitar?! 😍
Damn Hellfire-Man you didn’t have to go so hard!
December 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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You know, I think if I owned the rights to a century's worth of the most acclaimed films ever like The Wizard of Oz and 2001, plus all the most popular characters in cartoon history, plus Superman and Batman, plus tons of other stuff, I could probably make enough money I wouldn't need to sell it.
December 5, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Imagine your country being seen as a hope for a new life for thousands of people wanting to live and contribute in your towns and instead of being proud of it you go no nope nope this country should be a scary shitheap people should be scared to come here how dare they think we are good
December 5, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Imagine being told in 1999 that the DVD mailout people would one day buy Warner Brothers for $72bn. "Wow," you would say. "They must be mailing out an awful lot of DVDs in 2025."
December 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Duolingo announced it was going “AI-first” just over six months ago. Since then its stock is down 64%.
December 5, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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She’s just like us but with $20 million net worth
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM