Archivist Prime
@archivistprime.bsky.social
Luke. Librarian. Nerd. Good at words. Terrible at Bluesky. He/him. Bi/pan/whatever.
Needs more Joel and the bots
November 20, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Needs more Joel and the bots
The episode "Clutch of Doom" has Cy-Kill capture the entire population of Earth in some globes that he threatens to destroy if he isn't given complete control of Gobotron. Stuff happens and Cy-Kill actually DOES crush one of the globes! We find out later that the globe was a fake...
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The episode "Clutch of Doom" has Cy-Kill capture the entire population of Earth in some globes that he threatens to destroy if he isn't given complete control of Gobotron. Stuff happens and Cy-Kill actually DOES crush one of the globes! We find out later that the globe was a fake...
This is largely unrelated to anything, it just popped into my head and after I stopped laughing I had to make it. 🤼♂️
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
This is largely unrelated to anything, it just popped into my head and after I stopped laughing I had to make it. 🤼♂️
This was at my local polling place. 🤣
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This was at my local polling place. 🤣
Yup! Although Fritzi appears to be immune to her powers...
November 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yup! Although Fritzi appears to be immune to her powers...
Trendmasters be like
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trendmasters be like
"Bad news, I found a haunted mirror in our attic."
"Why do you say it's haunted?"
"Have you ever seen a movie where someone finds a mirror in their attic and it's NOT haunted?"
"Oh damn. We have a haunted mirror in our attic."
"Why do you say it's haunted?"
"Have you ever seen a movie where someone finds a mirror in their attic and it's NOT haunted?"
"Oh damn. We have a haunted mirror in our attic."
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"Bad news, I found a haunted mirror in our attic."
"Why do you say it's haunted?"
"Have you ever seen a movie where someone finds a mirror in their attic and it's NOT haunted?"
"Oh damn. We have a haunted mirror in our attic."
"Why do you say it's haunted?"
"Have you ever seen a movie where someone finds a mirror in their attic and it's NOT haunted?"
"Oh damn. We have a haunted mirror in our attic."
Every year my daughter's school does "storybook pumpkins". This year she made Batcat, from the GN series by @meggietheramm.bsky.social
I think it was a pretty inspired choice, Batcat is basically pumpkin-shaped already! 🤣
I think it was a pretty inspired choice, Batcat is basically pumpkin-shaped already! 🤣
October 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Every year my daughter's school does "storybook pumpkins". This year she made Batcat, from the GN series by @meggietheramm.bsky.social
I think it was a pretty inspired choice, Batcat is basically pumpkin-shaped already! 🤣
I think it was a pretty inspired choice, Batcat is basically pumpkin-shaped already! 🤣
TIL Marvel had a one-shot terrible villain who shared a name with a character from the 80s toy/cartoon COPS.
Said terrible villain greatly resembles Peter David, who wrote the comic.
The first thing is a coincidence, the second probably isn't. 😆
Said terrible villain greatly resembles Peter David, who wrote the comic.
The first thing is a coincidence, the second probably isn't. 😆
October 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
TIL Marvel had a one-shot terrible villain who shared a name with a character from the 80s toy/cartoon COPS.
Said terrible villain greatly resembles Peter David, who wrote the comic.
The first thing is a coincidence, the second probably isn't. 😆
Said terrible villain greatly resembles Peter David, who wrote the comic.
The first thing is a coincidence, the second probably isn't. 😆
I was curious if there was more to the "little Bandido" at Wrestledream than just a random kid who Bandido kept interacting with, and I ended up with no answer and one more reason to hate AI.
Although imagining anyone calling Brody "kid" is pretty damn funny. 😆 🤼♂️
Although imagining anyone calling Brody "kid" is pretty damn funny. 😆 🤼♂️
October 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I was curious if there was more to the "little Bandido" at Wrestledream than just a random kid who Bandido kept interacting with, and I ended up with no answer and one more reason to hate AI.
Although imagining anyone calling Brody "kid" is pretty damn funny. 😆 🤼♂️
Although imagining anyone calling Brody "kid" is pretty damn funny. 😆 🤼♂️
Where does that place Trypticon, who is a explicitly a kaiju to the other Transformers?
October 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Where does that place Trypticon, who is a explicitly a kaiju to the other Transformers?
I never had a Duke figure growing up... I think at all, which is weird because my dad made a few garage sale scores that got me the bulk of 83-85. Somehow I remained blissfully unaware of his ridiculous grin until a few years ago. Reminds me of the Cap Toys Stretch Armstrong. 😆
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I never had a Duke figure growing up... I think at all, which is weird because my dad made a few garage sale scores that got me the bulk of 83-85. Somehow I remained blissfully unaware of his ridiculous grin until a few years ago. Reminds me of the Cap Toys Stretch Armstrong. 😆
Going through my pictures, I took this one at the hotel we stayed at on our last vacation. My daughter asked why and I told her it would amuse someone on the internet, which just made the weird look she was giving me get weirder.
Anyway here ya go @shezcrafti.com 😆
Anyway here ya go @shezcrafti.com 😆
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going through my pictures, I took this one at the hotel we stayed at on our last vacation. My daughter asked why and I told her it would amuse someone on the internet, which just made the weird look she was giving me get weirder.
Anyway here ya go @shezcrafti.com 😆
Anyway here ya go @shezcrafti.com 😆
I've been meaning to show off this awesome sticker that was in the latest @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social Funpack. Gorgeous!
I also opened a pack of Batman & Robin cards from a previous Funpack. Apparently I got the "Oops! All Mister Freeze!" assortment. 🤣
I also opened a pack of Batman & Robin cards from a previous Funpack. Apparently I got the "Oops! All Mister Freeze!" assortment. 🤣
October 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I've been meaning to show off this awesome sticker that was in the latest @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social Funpack. Gorgeous!
I also opened a pack of Batman & Robin cards from a previous Funpack. Apparently I got the "Oops! All Mister Freeze!" assortment. 🤣
I also opened a pack of Batman & Robin cards from a previous Funpack. Apparently I got the "Oops! All Mister Freeze!" assortment. 🤣
"These are pencils. No, I said penCILs. Why did you think they --nope, don't answer that, I see it."
October 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"These are pencils. No, I said penCILs. Why did you think they --nope, don't answer that, I see it."
Nope. Ain't no way.
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nope. Ain't no way.
What demon do you think is possessing him, and why is said demon so happy about it?
September 28, 2025 at 3:00 AM
What demon do you think is possessing him, and why is said demon so happy about it?
That made me fall over in shock
September 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
That made me fall over in shock
In case you know anyone who needs an explainer... I think this gets to the facts without spending time on the (purposely-) confusing details.
September 15, 2025 at 11:06 PM
In case you know anyone who needs an explainer... I think this gets to the facts without spending time on the (purposely-) confusing details.
Me: Someone donated their collection of superhero books to Goodwill.
Wife: How can you tell?
Me: Because this is the kind of assortment you find when a larger selection has already been picked over a few times.
Wife: How can you tell?
Me: Because this is the kind of assortment you find when a larger selection has already been picked over a few times.
September 14, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Me: Someone donated their collection of superhero books to Goodwill.
Wife: How can you tell?
Me: Because this is the kind of assortment you find when a larger selection has already been picked over a few times.
Wife: How can you tell?
Me: Because this is the kind of assortment you find when a larger selection has already been picked over a few times.
Artist illustration of James
September 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Artist illustration of James
I swear I didn't consciously do this... I don't know if that makes it better or worse. 🤣
August 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I swear I didn't consciously do this... I don't know if that makes it better or worse. 🤣
He's hurt, people! 🤼
August 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
He's hurt, people! 🤼
Sometimes a friend really understands what you're going through. 😄 🤼
August 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sometimes a friend really understands what you're going through. 😄 🤼