Andy
@ansonscorner.bsky.social
Knackered parent, honorary Yorkshire person, part-time singer, enthusiastic quizzer, long-time Neighbours fan. Recently diagnosed with ADHD.
He/Him. 🌈💛💚🏎🎤📺😆
He/Him. 🌈💛💚🏎🎤📺😆
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December 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Why Starmer’s ever-shifting priorities leave all sides disappointed. www.newstatesman.com/politics/lab...
December 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Why Starmer’s ever-shifting priorities leave all sides disappointed. www.newstatesman.com/politics/lab...
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A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
December 8, 2025 at 8:22 AM
A constant blazing terror that somewhere, somebody might be getting a free cheese sandwich. Or indeed brief use of a wheelchair.
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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THE ALT TEXT. 💀
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A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
A collection of photographs of excellent goats I have met during walks in the British countryside.
You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
December 7, 2025 at 1:06 PM
THE ALT TEXT. 💀
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December 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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After some savory grilled cheese, Chef Eilif is here with something #sweet. Check out how to make #homemade Norwegian #CinnamonBuns – with some American icing. Don’t forget to follow us and Chief Eilif (@chefeilif) on Instagram for more delicious stories! tinyurl.com/44e4h75r
October 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
After some savory grilled cheese, Chef Eilif is here with something #sweet. Check out how to make #homemade Norwegian #CinnamonBuns – with some American icing. Don’t forget to follow us and Chief Eilif (@chefeilif) on Instagram for more delicious stories! tinyurl.com/44e4h75r
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this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
this shit is just beyond parody, man
I just need someone to look at me the way Lando and Oscar look at each other
December 4, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I just need someone to look at me the way Lando and Oscar look at each other
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Happy 57th birthday 🎂 Brendan Fraser #movies
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December 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Happy 57th birthday 🎂 Brendan Fraser #movies
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i refuse to believe Channel 5 is real ☠️
December 3, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i refuse to believe Channel 5 is real ☠️
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
December 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
That cancelled TV show you’ll never stop thinking about.
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Can't believe that Gullis has his own emoji ☹️
December 11, 2023 at 6:14 PM
Can't believe that Gullis has his own emoji ☹️
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Happy Tuesday! It's totally gray here in advance of some nasty rain, so here is a second shot from Sunday's sunrise. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
December 2, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Happy Tuesday! It's totally gray here in advance of some nasty rain, so here is a second shot from Sunday's sunrise. Tap for full size. I hope you have a great day!
Morning! It’s my day off so the aim is to be productive so of course I’ve been on here for the last half an hour 😬🤣
December 3, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Morning! It’s my day off so the aim is to be productive so of course I’ve been on here for the last half an hour 😬🤣
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Funny how @zackpolanski.bsky.social suggesting a raft of policies to try and improve the lives of the vast majority is ‘fantasy economics’, but when Brexiteers were allowed to indulge their lunatic fantasies about leaving the EU it somehow became ‘The Will of the People’. 🦄🤔
December 2, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Funny how @zackpolanski.bsky.social suggesting a raft of policies to try and improve the lives of the vast majority is ‘fantasy economics’, but when Brexiteers were allowed to indulge their lunatic fantasies about leaving the EU it somehow became ‘The Will of the People’. 🦄🤔
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“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
— Bertrand Russell
— Bertrand Russell
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 PM
“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
— Bertrand Russell
— Bertrand Russell
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December 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
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Knowing things and remembering those things are two completely separate disciplines
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Knowing things and remembering those things are two completely separate disciplines
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Reform UK Party Ltd spent £700,000 on a 2-page spread — one page being just an image of Farage and the other a letter, meaning he spent £350,000 on pictures of himself.
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Reform UK Party Ltd spent £700,000 on a 2-page spread — one page being just an image of Farage and the other a letter, meaning he spent £350,000 on pictures of himself.
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
The average UK house price is £272,000.
Also, the ‘full English’ is badly photoshopped on — it's tiny!
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oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
November 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
oh, that's... that's not... you can't call it that
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
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Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
new favourite New York Times term for a British thing just dropped
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Every single person in Britain: "the chippy" or, if we're being fancy, "the chip shop"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
The New York Times: "the french fry restaurant"
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.