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king of the gamers, trying his best to be a good cinephile. bizarre specimen, should be feared.
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The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
New intro screen for Metal Gear Solid 4 in Master Collection vol 2
February 13, 2026 at 8:05 AM
The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.
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Discord? Forums? Steam Chat? Dude who cares. We can all just gather around this DVD copy of Bubba Ho-Tep and talk
February 13, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Discord? Forums? Steam Chat? Dude who cares. We can all just gather around this DVD copy of Bubba Ho-Tep and talk
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A great dudes rock IRL moment for every man is when they admit to another man that they also watch Gilmore Girls
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
A great dudes rock IRL moment for every man is when they admit to another man that they also watch Gilmore Girls
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Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Okay, I’ve heard all the criticisms. I agree now that my plan to create a Jonestown on Mars was foolish and dangerous. I will instead be building a much more achievable Jonestown on the Moon
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
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All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
what's the first song you're gonna blast when It Happens
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
All 9 minutes of Dance Yrself Clean and it’s going to be on speakers that shake my floor.
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generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
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High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what
February 7, 2026 at 7:35 AM
High refresh rates are a scourge. You're at 60fps, having a great time. You see a 120hz screen, now you're ruined on 60. You glimpse 165, now 120 is trash. Some guy tries to show you 240, you shut your eyes, you don't open them til he's dead. You've killed a man now and for what
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"Deep in the South American jungle, four men come together to deliver a dangerous cargo. Playing both online or through Nintendo GameShare, you and up to three friends will balance, ford, and drive their trucks through perilous landscapes when SORCERER launches on Nintendo Switch Systems."
February 5, 2026 at 5:48 PM
"Deep in the South American jungle, four men come together to deliver a dangerous cargo. Playing both online or through Nintendo GameShare, you and up to three friends will balance, ford, and drive their trucks through perilous landscapes when SORCERER launches on Nintendo Switch Systems."
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You can put it on Klarna. They take zelle. You can use Sezzle. I sent you some cash on Dippy Dude do you take Gumpy? You can Zilch it. Yeah the store takes Tabby. It's buyable on Poob. Yeah you can Buy it on Poob. You can go to Poob and buy it. Log onto Poob right now.
January 30, 2026 at 12:30 AM
You can put it on Klarna. They take zelle. You can use Sezzle. I sent you some cash on Dippy Dude do you take Gumpy? You can Zilch it. Yeah the store takes Tabby. It's buyable on Poob. Yeah you can Buy it on Poob. You can go to Poob and buy it. Log onto Poob right now.
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when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat
January 30, 2026 at 2:09 AM
when you see unsnatched defeat in the jaws of defeat
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dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”
January 28, 2026 at 3:04 AM
dems tell us that lefty policies are pie-in-the-sky demands with no basis in practical, electoral politics and then one guy runs on those policies and they’re like “we gotta kill him”
the I Love Boosters teaser is already positioning itself as a strong frontrunner for the annual andrewoncarts Trailer of the Year Award
January 28, 2026 at 3:44 AM
the I Love Boosters teaser is already positioning itself as a strong frontrunner for the annual andrewoncarts Trailer of the Year Award
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the cinema is all ways better with a Friend ❤️
January 25, 2026 at 1:54 AM
the cinema is all ways better with a Friend ❤️
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i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
January 25, 2026 at 5:27 AM
i hate living in the second act of CABARET. i miss living in the first act of CABARET
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watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
January 14, 2026 at 5:46 PM
watched Nausicaä for the first time last night
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showing the boys a sick rock i found
January 9, 2026 at 5:19 PM
showing the boys a sick rock i found
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This is how they played The First of Us
🚨FLASH : on a retrouvé une manette de l'âge de pierre, indiquant que nos ancêtres jouaient déjà aux jeux vidéos.
January 10, 2026 at 7:21 PM
This is how they played The First of Us
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imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
imagine watching this and not thinking that this is the whole goddamn reason to even *have* America
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In 2026 we gotta normalize calling people Comrade Josh when they’re doing Comrade Josh type behavior
December 31, 2025 at 5:40 PM
In 2026 we gotta normalize calling people Comrade Josh when they’re doing Comrade Josh type behavior
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i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
Who needs AI when we had stuff like this? I’ll take photoshop edits over the slop any day
December 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
i think what gets overlooked is that part of the humor and charm of edits like these is that you're perfectly aware that someone sat down and spent their own time making it. they chose to do something cool or silly or stupid or genius, regardless of the results
that human element elevates the work
that human element elevates the work
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if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
if you don't have the moral clarity necessary to rawdog a basket of fries by yourself we aren't compatible
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thankfully, Ella McCay is eternal
Ya boy has been hospitalized with a bad case of pneumonia, but receiving care and antibiotics. Any plans I had to see Ella McCay this week have been put on hold.
December 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
thankfully, Ella McCay is eternal
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Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex
December 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Netflix and chill is done, it is now the era of Plex and sex