dorkness devil: dorktide
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...ok caitlyn's kinda cool but i still can't get over how much i hate her as a character, lol
January 22, 2026 at 8:23 AM
...ok caitlyn's kinda cool but i still can't get over how much i hate her as a character, lol
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it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
My group was able to recover a spent canister from a green smoke grenade in Minneapolis. We now confirm with physical evidence that it was a green signaling grenade.
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
Please don't spread rumors about hexachloroethane or nerve agents.
#PublicPreparedness #Minneapolis
January 22, 2026 at 4:12 AM
it's never the crazy weird conspiracy theory weapons. they are poisoning you with toxins they are well-documented to have. they are beating you with ordinary sticks and shooting you with ordinary guns
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
the only conspiracy is how they gained legal immunity to do this
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i'm way less scared of civil war ii erupting than i am of absolutely nothing changing as things get worse and worse & the entire media apparatus pivots to pretending that using 5-year olds as bait to try and lure people out of their houses before also arresting the 5-year olds is normal
January 22, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i'm way less scared of civil war ii erupting than i am of absolutely nothing changing as things get worse and worse & the entire media apparatus pivots to pretending that using 5-year olds as bait to try and lure people out of their houses before also arresting the 5-year olds is normal
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I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.
Senator Gallego weighs in as well. Note that at the start of 2025 he was considered a *moderate* on immigration and co-sponsored the Laken Riley Act. Him and many other Dems have been increasingly horrified at what ICE is doing and shifted away from a "more enforcement" focus.
January 21, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.
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If you can’t run against the fucking Gestapo, then get out of the way for those who can.
January 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
If you can’t run against the fucking Gestapo, then get out of the way for those who can.
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reading about the depths this fucking country has sunk to in the past is one thing but seeing it live like this is another entirely
I cannot say what I want to say
I cannot say what I want to say
January 22, 2026 at 2:02 AM
reading about the depths this fucking country has sunk to in the past is one thing but seeing it live like this is another entirely
I cannot say what I want to say
I cannot say what I want to say
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hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
Donate to Support Gene Park's Cancer Surgery and Treatment, organized by Gene Park
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January 22, 2026 at 1:44 AM
hey guys, just to confirm this is my fundraiser. i didn't want to ask for help, but i do need it.
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
my cancer is back. i am going through a lobectomy next week, the same surgery Walter White undergoes. i can't express how grateful i am. thank you so much everyone.
www.gofundme.com/f/support-ge...
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Did you hear about Makima? Nasty, nasty woman, Makima. Well, folks, we’re gonna get rid of her, okay? Me and the gun Devil. That’s right, everyone’s afraid of the gun Devil, but not me. I made a deal with him, and let me tell you it’s a great deal, because I’m not afraid, and Makima’s gonna go.
January 21, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Did you hear about Makima? Nasty, nasty woman, Makima. Well, folks, we’re gonna get rid of her, okay? Me and the gun Devil. That’s right, everyone’s afraid of the gun Devil, but not me. I made a deal with him, and let me tell you it’s a great deal, because I’m not afraid, and Makima’s gonna go.
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Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
January 21, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Every Stephen Miller tantrum and DHS recruitment ad speaks in these existential terms about "defending your culture" to elide the fact that they need people with the courage to wear a mask while interrogating a sixth grader
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He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
January 21, 2026 at 5:27 AM
He needs It to not happen every second of every day, but we only need It to happen once
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washington buddies, they're tryin to get us this time. let's destroy this bill.
January 11, 2026 at 4:12 PM
washington buddies, they're tryin to get us this time. let's destroy this bill.
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How do people not just tell this man to shut the fuck up. I’d risk my press badge to do it.
Trump: "Whoo. I'm glad my finger wasn't in that sucker. That could've dome some damage but you know what? I wouldn't have shown the pain. I would've gone back. Boy did you hear that? That was nasty. But I would not have shown the pain. I would've acted like nothing happens as my finger fell off."
January 20, 2026 at 8:13 PM
How do people not just tell this man to shut the fuck up. I’d risk my press badge to do it.
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“ugh i hate when artists talk all the time instead of posting art” hey buddy. got this gem of a deal for you
January 20, 2026 at 6:51 PM
“ugh i hate when artists talk all the time instead of posting art” hey buddy. got this gem of a deal for you
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🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones.
What are your thoughts on this!?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones.
What are your thoughts on this!?
January 20, 2026 at 6:00 PM
🚨BREAKING🚨
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones.
What are your thoughts on this!?
Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to complete a MANDATORY playthrough of Lifeline for the PS2 using untested third party PS2 microphones.
What are your thoughts on this!?
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We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
Mamdani: "I am in support of abolishing ICE. What we see is an entity that has no interest in fulfilling its stated reason to exist. We're seeing a government agency that is supposed to be enforcing some kind of immigration law, but instead what it's doing is terrorizing people."
January 20, 2026 at 5:04 PM
We have an entire class of Democratic "leadership" that has been told that it's dangerous and extreme to say this, and that does not understand that what Democrats want is for their leaders to articulate what they believe and why they believe it. That should not be as big an ask as it apparently is.
trying to find unorthodox ways to break out of my creative rut
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 PM
trying to find unorthodox ways to break out of my creative rut