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ApacheSmash❗️@Shed2.0
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I play Metal Gear occasionally

@kendricklamario.bsky.social <3
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Hi I'm ApacheSmash

I play video games to raise money for charity and I like Metal Gear
I miss Twitter Circles

Random people would add me to them and I would read their posts and think

"Damn.. The CIA wouldn't get this out of me with blowtorch and pliers.."
November 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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they’re finally hereee 😭😭😭 thank you everyone for all your patience, I’m going to do my best to have all remaining orders shipped by the end of the week!! 😤✨
November 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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30 mins later:
November 29, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The Chase bank fandom is dying

Repost if you’re a Chaser
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I have become racist against white people
November 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm learning two games at the same time

One is pretty challenging and the other is by far the hardest game I've ever tried to learn

See you all in 2026 lmao
I'm trying this new thing with speedrunning where I just stfu and learn the run

No going on about the game or posting clips of cool stuff I've learned so far

It's frustrating as an absolute yapper but longterm will make me a better player

I'll see you at the finish line
November 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We have thanksgiving dinner in the UK but we call it Sunday here
November 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My fam: I just can’t work out why the dog is getting fat

Me feeding the dog an entire roast chicken: He’s not fat he’s beautifullll
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Best episode of Plurbs so far btw
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Cinematic parallels
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Big Boss training child soldiers in Zanzibar:
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I was writing a post when I realised I was just rewording this so

Yeah this..
Notice there’s no such thing as seasonal depression for Summer weather

Just sayin
November 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Panera Charged Lemonade would fix me
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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BLINDFOLDED SM64 - 1 Star WORLD RECORD in under 10 minutes!

The biggest milestone in the blindfolded history of the game EVER.🔥🔥🔥 The new skip is absolutely CRACKED!
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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I understand why some people might not enjoy repetitive labbing in fighting games but are fine with repetitive grinding in an RPG. I really do.

But I think there’s something to be said for how some people don’t trust that they’re gaining “EXP” unless a game explicitly tells them
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A lot of people having relationships with LLMs

That's probably fine

Doubt that will be an issue long term
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Metal Gear Solid
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There's a new way of getting through the 30 star door in Super Mario 64 that was found a few days ago

Much easier than SBLJ

So easy that even I can do it
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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A Weapon to Surpass Metal Gear
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Stop being scared of being disliked by losers.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM