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i'm hearing that a lot of the new people here do not even fr*ckin know about Defector, so here is a link to my author page on there, with my face all huge and terrible for some reason defector.com/author/alber...
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Hello and happy Friday! We’re getting ready to wind things down for the week, so spend some time asking us questions in the comments section. See ya down there.
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November 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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life in the 2020s provides a really incredible bounty of opportunities to use the words "evil" and "satanic"
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
life in the 2020s provides a really incredible bounty of opportunities to use the words "evil" and "satanic"
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
many people who wrote, commissioned, or published blogs fretting over the "excesses" or "overreach" of MeToo must now take a huge crap in their open hand and devour it
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 3:08 PM
many people who wrote, commissioned, or published blogs fretting over the "excesses" or "overreach" of MeToo must now take a huge crap in their open hand and devour it
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All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
All the Epstein emails are powerful elites saying shit like “Hello my friend the pedophile, i need your advice as a pedophile, what do you think about this other pedophile? Pedophilic Regards, your Friend ;)” and instead of swinging from a gibbet most of them are still writing op-eds against leftism
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The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The attorney general and the FBI director, a manosphere podcaster bro, pulled into the situation room a member of Congress best known for getting kicked out of a Beetlejuice musical for drunkenly giving her date a handy, in order to pressure her about the president's child sex trafficking scandal.
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
A fun exercise is thinking about how far down the presidential line of succession you'd have to go before you find someone who isn't involved in committing or covering up the most heinous crimes known to man. You have to impeach everyone until you get there
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really makes you wonder how many dogshit DAs are out there when every third email from these assholes is "FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: are we doing crime this weekend like we did on these dates: July 6, 2015, April 9, 2016, May 23, 2019"
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
really makes you wonder how many dogshit DAs are out there when every third email from these assholes is "FROM: [email protected] TO: [email protected] SUBJ: are we doing crime this weekend like we did on these dates: July 6, 2015, April 9, 2016, May 23, 2019"
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trump is almost certainly not only a child rapist but a person in on the trafficking, and it’s bizarre that it isn’t framed that way and talked about in the press
i mean c’mon. the president’s best friend was the most notorious pedo in the country’s history who ran a massive child trafficking ring. every bit of circumstantial evidence we have says that trump was a participant. if this were a criminal trial we’d have enough evidence to compel a plea deal.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
trump is almost certainly not only a child rapist but a person in on the trafficking, and it’s bizarre that it isn’t framed that way and talked about in the press
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Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari of Arizona’s 3rd District describes the “horrific conditions” she witnessed inside the Eloy ICE Detention Center near Phoenix — including a leukemia patient “vomiting blood,” detained in February and forced to wait eight months before finally seeing an oncologist...
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DUMONT: trade the fat one
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
DUMONT: trade the fat one
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
NICO: Luka Doncic? He’s one of the best players in the league. He carried us to the NBA Finals.
DUMONT: get rid of him
NICO: Ok
DUMONT: you’re fired
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November 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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they didn't even recast M when they went from Brosnan to Craig, even though Casino Royale was an origin story that could not possibly occupy the same timeline and Judi Dench had gotten older in the intervening years... and nobody cared! because it would be a ridiculous thing to care about!
I think I would have been weird if they were bringing back Daniel Craig as Bond. But since they're not (right?), and probably recasting the entire universe (right?), who cares?
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
they didn't even recast M when they went from Brosnan to Craig, even though Casino Royale was an origin story that could not possibly occupy the same timeline and Judi Dench had gotten older in the intervening years... and nobody cared! because it would be a ridiculous thing to care about!
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I love the idea of applying this same logic to other serialized characters in fiction.
"Well, Robin Hood was just a fox, so how do you explain why Kevin Costner is a man now, huh?!"
"Well, Robin Hood was just a fox, so how do you explain why Kevin Costner is a man now, huh?!"
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I love the idea of applying this same logic to other serialized characters in fiction.
"Well, Robin Hood was just a fox, so how do you explain why Kevin Costner is a man now, huh?!"
"Well, Robin Hood was just a fox, so how do you explain why Kevin Costner is a man now, huh?!"
this is such a strange thing to fret over. is there some world where Casino Royale could possibly have occupied the same timeline as Moonraker? in Bond universe do fashion and technology progress in reverse? nobody cares! this is not the MCU with its stupid fussy continuity, and that's a good thing!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
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November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
this is such a strange thing to fret over. is there some world where Casino Royale could possibly have occupied the same timeline as Moonraker? in Bond universe do fashion and technology progress in reverse? nobody cares! this is not the MCU with its stupid fussy continuity, and that's a good thing!
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@vanhollen.senate.gov Here’s one more mention in your feed asking you to get Schumer the fuck out of there
November 11, 2025 at 12:35 PM
@vanhollen.senate.gov Here’s one more mention in your feed asking you to get Schumer the fuck out of there
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Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”
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After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
Democratic leaders have failed us again. It's time to get new leaders.
After yet another capitulation by Chuck Schumer and Senate Democrats, it's clear we need new leadership capable of mounting a serious opposition to Trump's authoritarian regime. We're launching our la...
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November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
After yesterday’s surrender, we’re launching the largest Democratic primary program that we’ve ever run.
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
We will not back any Senate primary candidate unless they call for Schumer to step down as Minority Leader.
If you’re as pissed as we are, join this campaign to rebuild the Democratic Party. 👇
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The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
November 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The thing about the "I voted against this" position Schumer is taking is that either he is trying to mislead Dem voters by implying he didn't support reopening right now, or he has no control over his caucus.
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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Senate Democrats are the only group of people in America that could look at the election results from *less than a week ago* and conclude, “Ah, what the people want now is for us to roll over and show our bellies to the reactionary creeps”
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Senate Democrats are the only group of people in America that could look at the election results from *less than a week ago* and conclude, “Ah, what the people want now is for us to roll over and show our bellies to the reactionary creeps”