Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
By day: Charity sector CRM wrangler.
By night: Watcher of Crap TV
At weekends: Rambler, BogHopper, HillBotherer, Ultra-dilettante.
Lover of the Lakes, stuck in MCR.
Generic Reply Guy account.
By night: Watcher of Crap TV
At weekends: Rambler, BogHopper, HillBotherer, Ultra-dilettante.
Lover of the Lakes, stuck in MCR.
Generic Reply Guy account.
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i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i’m not crying you’re crying
xkcd: Fifteen Years
xkcd: Fifteen Years
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And another! Stories and interviews with the team behind one of the BBC's greatest ever TV dramas – "a revenge thriller, a mystical nuclear-and-environmental-apocalypse fable, a clear-eyed political document of the mid-1980s, a ghost story" – by me for @thequietus.com thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
Why Edge Of Darkness makes so much sense in 2025 | The Quietus
Judge Rogers speaks to several key members of the team who made the ecologically-minded thriller for the BBC
thequietus.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:38 AM
And another! Stories and interviews with the team behind one of the BBC's greatest ever TV dramas – "a revenge thriller, a mystical nuclear-and-environmental-apocalypse fable, a clear-eyed political document of the mid-1980s, a ghost story" – by me for @thequietus.com thequietus.com/opinion-and-...
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Happy Doctor Who day!
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Happy Doctor Who day!
Happy Dr Who Day, one and all.
a man with curly hair is sitting on a couch and says hello there
Alt: a man with curly hair is sitting on a couch and says hello there
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Happy Dr Who Day, one and all.
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Never heard of a movie with Denholm Elliott? Bet I know why.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Never heard of a movie with Denholm Elliott? Bet I know why.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
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I've often wondered whether baby deer are left or right handed. Turns out they're bambidextrous.
November 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I've often wondered whether baby deer are left or right handed. Turns out they're bambidextrous.
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When I have fears
That I may cease to be
Before my pen has
Fuck me it's cold
Fuck this
I'm off to bed
That I may cease to be
Before my pen has
Fuck me it's cold
Fuck this
I'm off to bed
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
When I have fears
That I may cease to be
Before my pen has
Fuck me it's cold
Fuck this
I'm off to bed
That I may cease to be
Before my pen has
Fuck me it's cold
Fuck this
I'm off to bed
Why did the spirit cross the road?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
To get to the other side?
#uncanny #roadghosts
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
To get to the other side?
#uncanny #roadghosts
Uncanny - Series 5 - Case 4: Road Ghosts - BBC Sounds
Hitch a ride with Danny Robins as he explores supernatural sightings on Britain's roads.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Why did the spirit cross the road?
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
To get to the other side?
#uncanny #roadghosts
www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...
To get to the other side?
#uncanny #roadghosts
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
November 15, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from Strictly"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"
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Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
November 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just made this. I’m a widely respected intellectual, you know
Well that's a depressing read.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Going to log off and stare at a wall for the day.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Going to log off and stare at a wall for the day.
Dark forces are preventing us fighting the climate crisis – by taking knowledge hostage | George Monbiot
The fundamental problem is this: that most of the means of communication are owned or influenced by the very rich, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Well that's a depressing read.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Going to log off and stare at a wall for the day.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
Going to log off and stare at a wall for the day.
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sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
November 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
sometimes being an atheist really sucks bc i want so many people to burn in hell
And lo, he went out into the wet, dark night
For tomorrow, was bins
For tomorrow, was bins
November 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And lo, he went out into the wet, dark night
For tomorrow, was bins
For tomorrow, was bins
I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not.
I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not become Prime Minister
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I would prefer it if Wes Streeting did not.
Wes Sneering on R4 just now,
"I am a faithful"
Exactly wot a traitor would say.
"I am a faithful"
Exactly wot a traitor would say.
November 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Wes Sneering on R4 just now,
"I am a faithful"
Exactly wot a traitor would say.
"I am a faithful"
Exactly wot a traitor would say.
or whats upp...
or email...
...
or that phone call I definitely said I'd make...
or email...
...
or that phone call I definitely said I'd make...
Good morning.
I was talking about that with someone yesterday, and now came across this here, and now I can't remember who it was. Maybe y'all have some use for it.
I was talking about that with someone yesterday, and now came across this here, and now I can't remember who it was. Maybe y'all have some use for it.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
or whats upp...
or email...
...
or that phone call I definitely said I'd make...
or email...
...
or that phone call I definitely said I'd make...
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Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
November 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Accidentally just sneezed on my toast. I can't believe it, snot butter.
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I can draw this cartoon for you, using as few lines as possible.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/min...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/min...
November 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I can draw this cartoon for you, using as few lines as possible.
www.worldofmoose.com/products/min...
www.worldofmoose.com/products/min...
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Except Barry.
November 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Except Barry.
Stage 2 Hypertension and incoming medication.
Your fifties, the decade that keeps on giving.
Your fifties, the decade that keeps on giving.
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Stage 2 Hypertension and incoming medication.
Your fifties, the decade that keeps on giving.
Your fifties, the decade that keeps on giving.
Gonna have to organise a stakeholder meeting to test this out.
There’s a work exercise where to inform what we want to do next we have 3 stickers to put on the suggestions. By going first and adding two stickers to one of the suggestions almost always guarantees people will follow the heat maps to avoid “wasting” their votes.
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Gonna have to organise a stakeholder meeting to test this out.
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Lower the maximum wage.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Lower the maximum wage.
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They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5
November 5, 2025 at 8:52 AM
They really have aged a lot between seasons 1 and 5
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"free as in markets, not as in beer"
November 1, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"free as in markets, not as in beer"