Craig Almond
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Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
By day: Charity sector CRM wrangler.

By night: Watcher of Crap TV

At weekends: Rambler, BogHopper, HillBotherer, Ultra-dilettante.

Lover of the Lakes, stuck in MCR.

Generic Reply Guy account.
I found this out earlier this week.
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New Brighton Tower - Wikipedia
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November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Reposted by Craig Almond
Never heard of a movie with Denholm Elliott? Bet I know why.

He speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom. He'll blend in, disappear. You'll never see him again.
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'll give it another go once the frock coat's back from the dry cleaners.
November 20, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Just had a similar metaphysical crisis putting the bins out
November 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Reposted by Craig Almond
When I have fears
That I may cease to be
Before my pen has
Fuck me it's cold
Fuck this
I'm off to bed
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
As has been my tradition for at least 3 decades.

Completely missed it.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
- Yes, you'll be on this medication for the rest of your life. I'll prescribe you 3 months worth.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, Doc.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM