Craig Almond
@alarmingcod.co.uk
Some data stuff, some daft stuff, some walking stuff.
Not necessarily in that order.
Not necessarily in that order.
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Braverman talking about her "heart and soul" is the equivalent of Tommy Robinson talking about his height.
January 26, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Braverman talking about her "heart and soul" is the equivalent of Tommy Robinson talking about his height.
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Having a proper Mandela Effect moment at Suella defecting to Reform, something I would have sworn blind had happened a year ago.
January 26, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Having a proper Mandela Effect moment at Suella defecting to Reform, something I would have sworn blind had happened a year ago.
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Happy Burns Night 🏴🥃
"A Man's a Man for a' That"
"A Man's a Man for a' That"
January 25, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Happy Burns Night 🏴🥃
"A Man's a Man for a' That"
"A Man's a Man for a' That"
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A message from Eliza Carthy about her dad, #MartinCarthy
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
A message from Eliza Carthy about her dad, #MartinCarthy
I reckon this is an epic piece of shithousery from Burnham.
No matter what happens Starmer looks like a twat.
No matter what happens Starmer looks like a twat.
BREAKING: Andy Burnham has been BLOCKED from standing in the Gorton and Denton byelection. Of nine voting members on the NEC group it was 8-1 against him
January 25, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I reckon this is an epic piece of shithousery from Burnham.
No matter what happens Starmer looks like a twat.
No matter what happens Starmer looks like a twat.
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‘The Book of Bogs contains fragile, furious, resilient ecosystems of writing, demanding the protection of a vulnerable environment we need more than we know.’ Wonderful review of a spell of a book I’m so proud to be in, by @jennychambles.bsky.social @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 8:14 AM
‘The Book of Bogs contains fragile, furious, resilient ecosystems of writing, demanding the protection of a vulnerable environment we need more than we know.’ Wonderful review of a spell of a book I’m so proud to be in, by @jennychambles.bsky.social @caughtbytheriver.bsky.social
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Roses are a red, red
Dust arf ya sporran
Dust arf ya sporran
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Roses are a red, red
Dust arf ya sporran
Dust arf ya sporran
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Great Gable from Haystacks
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Great Gable from Haystacks
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Pure nostalgia! Did anyone else read the Hardy Boys? We’ve got a good stock of them in @pandasbooksandrecords
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Pure nostalgia! Did anyone else read the Hardy Boys? We’ve got a good stock of them in @pandasbooksandrecords
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This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
Who's secretly filming fake TikToks inside Londoners' homes?
We tracked down the viral video account invading people's houses to spread false claims about immigrants.
www.londoncentric.media
January 24, 2026 at 6:55 AM
This is one of the strangest and most screwed-up stories I’ve worked on. www.londoncentric.media/p/tiktok-lon...
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Emerging from a long night over the Bronte Moors, a determined Spine racer endures the long journey north #Bradford #shareMondays2026 #FSPrintMonday #photography
January 19, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Emerging from a long night over the Bronte Moors, a determined Spine racer endures the long journey north #Bradford #shareMondays2026 #FSPrintMonday #photography
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Every book's a toilet book if you don't mind shitting in the library
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Every book's a toilet book if you don't mind shitting in the library
January 22, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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The only pre-titles skit I will be accepting from next years Bake Off…
January 22, 2026 at 6:38 AM
The only pre-titles skit I will be accepting from next years Bake Off…
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January 21, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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The resemblance is scaringly uncanny...........
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
The resemblance is scaringly uncanny...........
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I mean the UK has elected some prime cuts of chump but fuck me with a ratchet Donnie has shat the fucking bed.
January 21, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I mean the UK has elected some prime cuts of chump but fuck me with a ratchet Donnie has shat the fucking bed.
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“And you can say no and we will remember."
Donnie, my love, you can't remember what you had for breakfast.
Donnie, my love, you can't remember what you had for breakfast.
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 PM
“And you can say no and we will remember."
Donnie, my love, you can't remember what you had for breakfast.
Donnie, my love, you can't remember what you had for breakfast.
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it's very worrying to see how hostile British and American left wing posters are getting towards each other based on collective national criticisms. Not because it represents a breakdown of solidarity but because it increases the chances of people arguing about food.
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 PM
it's very worrying to see how hostile British and American left wing posters are getting towards each other based on collective national criticisms. Not because it represents a breakdown of solidarity but because it increases the chances of people arguing about food.
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The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
The US granted visas to Jews but only allowed 30,000 in from Germany a year. You had to wait for your number to come up.
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
Meet Robert Smallbones. An unassuming British diplomat who 'hacked' this system so effectively (saving 48 THOUSAND Jews) the UK government kept his scheme secret for decades /1 🧵
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Bleak episode of Bluey. RIP Bandit x
January 20, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Bleak episode of Bluey. RIP Bandit x
Gonna put a fiver on Shabana Mahmood
I do hope the Labour defection to Reform is Keir Starmer
January 20, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Gonna put a fiver on Shabana Mahmood
Write a tragedy in four words.
"No. No, that's solid."
"No. No, that's solid."
Write a tragedy in four words.
"Inevitably, Life Support failed."
"Inevitably, Life Support failed."
Write a tragedy in four words.
My glass is empty
My glass is empty
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Write a tragedy in four words.
"No. No, that's solid."
"No. No, that's solid."