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I was a listener in the woods
I was a gazer at the stars
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FUCK YEAH

Ejae all like:

"Yeah. Not only can i hit all those notes. I can hit them LIVE."
Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Plate wise, paper towel foolish.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Don’t listen to them. Of course I’m your real dad 😹
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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These clips are great
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.

Marion Davies!
November 28, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Will somebody PLEASE go to see Davids Winter tour... (He's really doing his best y'know!!!)
Since yesterday, tour now includes Belfast and Meath. An O’Doherty gig is for life, not just for Christmas. phlaimeaux.tumblr.com/shows
November 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]

wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time

me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Topside roasted at 60c to an internal temperature of 50c. Roast potatoes. Butter braised carrots. Steamed broccoli. Giant Yorkshire Pudding. Roast gravy in a tiny teapot. #CookWithIsh
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Not saying I would be caught by sirensong but I would definitely crash my ship straight into a rock if I heard this
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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this popped into my head today; just a perfect post
imagine not being able to use your imagination.

wrong
November 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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A man walks into a seafood store carrying a trout under his arm.
'Do you make fish cakes?' he asked.
'Yes, we do,' replied the fishmonger.
'Great,' said the man. 'It's his birthday.'
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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These rivers and lakes that I'm used to are fine but what if the water was falling? Could be interesting
November 19, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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my delightfulness reads as insanity in most scenarios. this is why i must now live in the woods
November 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Hey Grok where does the 152 bus terminate?

Grok: Elon Musk is the manliest man that ever there was. Feared by men and desired by women, he can lift more people and carry them further and faster than any bus. Could I interest you in some interesting facts about Hitler? Colliers Wood.
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Chart-Like Composite #Photographs by Dan Marker-Moore Show the Progression of the 2019 #Solar #Eclipse #photography #art #solareclipse

Link for more info and photos: www.thisiscolossal.com/2019/08/dan-...
November 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Congratulations to them 🎉
Instead of the Nuzzi shit, let's focus on the fact that apparently Johnny Knoxville got married this past weekend, the wedding was officiated by John Waters, and a dog was involved
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Uh-mazing 😂🤣🤖
More robots.

China hosted world games.. for robots. Enjoy.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sounds like Lindsey is trying to out-trump, trump. Have a go Lindsey, come on, we're so scared 😂😂😂
Republican Senator Lindsey Graham does not like this and threatens “a heavy price”.
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Football Association of Ireland EGM passes motion calling on UEFA to ban Israel from all club and international competitions.

Resolution brought by Bohemian Football Club - approved by 88%.

Motion cites operation by the Israeli FA of clubs in the Occupied Palestinian Territories.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Good morning to everyone except the man in the yellow Hazmat suit who's staring at me through the glass
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
God is asking for our help I think. ("All powerful" lol).
😉✌️😎
Hi Bluesky,

God just needs 17k followers to hit 600k. And then 66k more after that to hit 666k. That will be funny.

Thanks,

God
November 9, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Nothing to do tonight? Dress up in a snail costume and go trick or treating.
November 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I break the ice with strangers more in queues than i do at parties.
It gives us the opportunity to perform the peak queuing thrill.

"The line starts back there, mate!"
November 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM