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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
she/her
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my biz www.bloomstreetpackets.com
Josh Johnson is a treasure.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Josh Johnson is a treasure.
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
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I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Confirming that, not learning whether.
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Confirming that, not learning whether.
I packed my pickleball paddle and a brand new tube of balls for this trip and did not bring any type of clothing to play pickleball in.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I packed my pickleball paddle and a brand new tube of balls for this trip and did not bring any type of clothing to play pickleball in.
Consolation
if you can’t see the aurora borealis tonight, here is a sewer tunnel which is a wonder in itself.
November 12, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Consolation
Apparently we can see the aurora borealis from the airplane right now, but I’m sitting on the wrong side.
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Apparently we can see the aurora borealis from the airplane right now, but I’m sitting on the wrong side.
I love this for us.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love this for us.
Had me at Matthew MacFadyen.
The Netflix miniseries Death By Lightning turns a historical footnote — Charles Guiteau's assassination of President James Garfield — into a grand entertainment, with wonderful performances by Matthew Macfadyen, Michael Shannon, Betty Gilpin, and, especially, Nick Offerman. My review:
Review: Netflix's 'Death By Lightning' gives a historical footnote a jolt
Michael Shannon, Matthew Macfadyen, and Nick Offerman lead a rollicking retelling of the assassination of President James Garfield
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November 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Had me at Matthew MacFadyen.
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Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
Mamdani is going to implement Shoryuken law. He's doing to whiff your low kicks and bypass all projectile attacks.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
My robot mop, Janet, has completely disappeared.
November 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My robot mop, Janet, has completely disappeared.
ICE has come to my suburb. I hate this.
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ICE has come to my suburb. I hate this.
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The frames aren’t even aligned gaaah my eyes
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The frames aren’t even aligned gaaah my eyes
They’re giving him craft projects to keep him busy now.
November 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They’re giving him craft projects to keep him busy now.
Every. Single. Time.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
November 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Every. Single. Time.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
I think this can’t possibly be real. There is no way it’s real.
It’s real.
Is this printed on printer paper?
this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Is this printed on printer paper?
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Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Defense says that the officer's testimony was "very questionable" because he said the sandwich both exploded in spray of mustard and onions and also landed in its wrapper on the ground.
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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.
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Trump instructing ICE to do more!
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump instructing ICE to do more!