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Avocado’s Number 🥑
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I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
A picture of a lovely, whimsical older woman on a beach in Kīhei, Maui. She is dressed in all yellow: yellow floral pants, yellow top, yellow hat with flowers, yellow flip flops, and a flowy yellow scarf. She also has a yellow “little chick” 🐥 purse that she told me was from Walmart and actually an Easter basket that she’d attached a long strap to. She is walking on the yellow sand against the blue backdrop of ocean and sky and is my new role model.
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs.
A bright orange bird of paradise. Gorgeous orange blooms on a green stem with large green leaves in the background. A bird of paradise flower with the petals turned brown and withered, flopping over the top of the “bird’s head” like messed up hair.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Remembering
Poppies from my garden. Of the two I’m the foreground, one is red with a black center and the other a bright pink. More red poppies are in the background.
November 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Art
A revolutionary style poster with a person in silhouette and a background of red and orange radiating lines. Several sub sandwiches are flying through the air. The text reads, Do you see the people yeet, yeeting the subs of angry men. It is the sandwich of a people who will never be slaves again.
November 9, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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There you are, Janet! How did you get over here?
A corner of my house with laminate flooring and lots of plants and my robot mop is stuck behind the plants in a corner.
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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That time my kid dressed up as the Unipiper for Halloween and the actual Unipiper reposted.
A kid in a darth Vader mask, holding bagpipes, wearing a t shirt and kilt, pausing while riding a unicycle. He is dressed as Portland’s Unipiper. The screenshot is of a repost of the photo with comment from the Unipiper that says, “ Unipiper Oct 27, 2018 • © Who else still doesn't have a costume yet?? Here's an idea from @jelloblogger - just be The Unipiper!! Sadly, according to my wife, I'm not allowed to be the Unipiper for Halloween So let me know in the comments what you think I should be. Any help is appreciated!!”
October 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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It's kind of giving strapless bridesmaid dresses.
6 to 7 women sitting in church pews shown from the back. One can assume they are wearing strapless bridesmaid dresses, and yet from behind, seated in the pew, no dress fabric is visible. They all look completely naked.
October 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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STOP! 🛑

Mandatory wallpaper check!
Picture of a swimming pool in the foreground, grass umbrellas in the middle ground, and the pacific ocean in the back ground. Carved wooden pillars frame the scene.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Oh, you should totally watch it. Here’s my costume. Your niece can explain …
Me as Zoey with corn eyes from K Pop Demon Hunters.
October 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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But it is a brie flavored Cheeto.
A picture of a door and door jam that has been painted over many times, and yet is still a little chipped and shabby looiking. It has one of those sliding bolt locks, except the bolt has been broken off, and a Cheeto is being used in it's place. There is text in blue just above that says "le Louvre."
October 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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DIY popcorn eyes.
Me, dressed in a white bathrobe and white “yangmeori” towel with corn cob eyes that are shooting out popped corn from the movie k-pop demon hunters (it’s not just for kids, yo!) over my shoulder is the eye of the Derpy Tiger.
October 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Working on something …
A picture of a 50-something, still very cool lady wearing sunglasses with cut outs of corn cobs over the lenses, covering her eyes.
October 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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An Outback towing an Outback parked out back of the Outback.
October 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Trader Joe’s is bringing in a frog. Nice.
A picture of a sign board at the store Trader Joe’s, that shows a new Frog character. Kids can look for in the store to get a lollipop. The frog’s name is Hoppi.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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A photo of my dragon boat paddle with various stickers. The one features is a red square with the words “Will”, “Lamb,” and “it” stacked vertically. If you say those words in order, you say the name of the river. I’ve had teammates see my paddle while we are out on the Willamette River say, “what does will lamb it mean.” I just tell them to say it one more time and when they hear themselves they get it.
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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If you have to stand in line in front of the cinnamon roll lip mask long enough, you will eventually buy the cinnamon roll lip mask.
A display of little pots of cinnamon roll lip mask at Trader Joe’s. For a while I thought this was a nighttime beauty routine and I was not interested in adding an extra step. But I read the directions and it turns out it’s just lip balm. Sold!
October 4, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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credit to Harebrained Design
A graphic of the iconic "White Stag" neon sign that is a longtime feature of Portland's waterfront. The sign has had various owners and slogans over the years, but currently, in real life, says, Portland, Oregon, Old town in an outline of the state of Oregon with a jumping white stag over the top. In this graphic, however, it features the outline of the state of oregon, the jumping white stag (with red nose, which is usually reserved for December) and the words, "Release the Epstein Files, Portland, Oregon."
October 4, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Here’s one of the ghost nebula.
A bunch of stars and probably galaxies and a cloudy blob in the middle that is the ghost nebula. I don’t think it looks like a ghost. Just a blob.
September 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Portland's Antifa Headquarters. Shh, don't tell.
September 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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More from war-ravaged Portland.
A picture from a dragon boat on Portland’s Willamette River as we pause near the Hawthorn bridge. The sun is setting behind the city skyline and the sky is a mix of orange, pink and yellow. Our boat isn’t full of paddlers. Usually there are 20 paddlers, but a few were missing on this spectacular evening.
September 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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From my morning walk in the Portland burbs.
A picture of a wooded dirt path lined by tall trees. The morning sun is filtered through the leaves of the trees. It’s a crisp, warm beautiful morning for a walk. These woods are just steps from my very suburban neighborhood.
September 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Two panels of Carrie Browenstein on Portlandia in the Beet Sketch. In the first one she says, "911, what's your emergency? Are you able to breathe?" The person says, "yeah." Carrie replies, "Is it beets?" The caller replies, "yeah."
September 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Test on a brick red background says, "My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files."
September 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I think my friend bought a bunch online because she had a few of them.
Me, holding a little figurine of Jesus in a white robe with a blue sash that says Jesus ❤️ you.
September 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Good morning Bluesky. Here’s a pink flower for you, and for the bees. 🌱🌸🌺
A pink poppy with a yellow center and a bee hovering just above the pollen-laden stamens.
September 21, 2025 at 2:42 PM