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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air.
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my biz www.bloomstreetpackets.com
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
beluga whales
moose
sloth
black rhino
black bears
beluga whales
moose
sloth
black rhino
black bears
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligators
Bison
Elk
Sea turtles
Whales
Alligators
Bison
Elk
Sea turtles
Whales
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
Black bears
Coyotes
Roadrunner
Rabbits
Deer
(Definitely not squirrels tho! Never even heard of them, in fact *pinky up sip of tea*)
November 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
beluga whales
moose
sloth
black rhino
black bears
beluga whales
moose
sloth
black rhino
black bears
Just found my husband’s cart in Costco but not my husband. Possibly raptured.
November 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Just found my husband’s cart in Costco but not my husband. Possibly raptured.
This is it! This is the cognitive dissonance I’ve been living with for the last 18 months.
In a just universe JD Vance would die of embarrassment after delivering remarks like this
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
This is it! This is the cognitive dissonance I’ve been living with for the last 18 months.
Yes. So much this.
Physically I’m now in sweatpants until Friday, mentally I’m now in sweatpants until January
November 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Yes. So much this.
I hope everyone wears pajamas and slippers on their flights this week.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
I hope everyone wears pajamas and slippers on their flights this week.
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
November 26, 2025 at 3:23 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."
The three spirits
The three spirits
The best baking advice I've seen.
November 26, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The best baking advice I've seen.
Is your Trans Am conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
November 26, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Is your Trans Am conscious? Many users feel they’re talking to a real person. Scientists say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something.
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Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
Tom Hanks branded steaks called Tom’s Flanks
Tom Hanks branded hair extensions called Tom’s Hanks o’ Hair
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Tom Hanks branded gyoza called David S. Dumplins
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
I will enjoy watching this go down.
November 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I will enjoy watching this go down.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Black Friday sale prices are last year’s retail prices.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Black Friday sale prices are last year’s retail prices.
If you see this, post your getaway car.
November 23, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you see this, post your getaway car.
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
November 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
my cat just threw up an actual mouse on my rug. always on the rug.
November 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
my cat just threw up an actual mouse on my rug. always on the rug.
Josh Johnson is a treasure.
November 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Josh Johnson is a treasure.
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hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
hot, crusty bread slathered and dripping in salted butterrrrrrrrrrr near me
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If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
If an attractive young woman a third my age didn't want to date me, then why did she ask me for feedback on an economics paper?
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
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I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I took this shot
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
While sitting on the beach
It was the thing to do
‘Cause she was all yellow
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This is your brain
This is your brain on drugs.
This is your brain on drugs.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Confirming that, not learning whether.
the republican party is engaged in a cover up to keep the american people from learning whether president trump is president pedo
A direct email exchange from 2011 between Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, just released by House Oversight Committee Democrats.
November 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Confirming that, not learning whether.
I packed my pickleball paddle and a brand new tube of balls for this trip and did not bring any type of clothing to play pickleball in.
November 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I packed my pickleball paddle and a brand new tube of balls for this trip and did not bring any type of clothing to play pickleball in.