Avocado’s Number 🥑
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There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air. she/her my biz www.bloomstreetpackets.com
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aftonnelson.bsky.social
Did that exact thing last week. So good!
aftonnelson.bsky.social
What was the nexus event that got us on this timeline? I do not like it.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

Octopus
Dune 2
“In The Air Tonight,” Phil Collins
sethanikeem.bsky.social
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, & one song you can’t stand:

- Cucumber anything. However you think it tastes, that is not how it tastes to me
- Farewell, My Concubine (Beautiful. Brutal. Once was enough)
- Collective Soul, “December”
tamarasiuda.com
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you’ll never watch again, and one song you can’t stand.
- Mayonnaise (is it even food)
- the Chalamet Wonka remake
- “Ironic,” Alanis Morisette
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aftonnelson.bsky.social
The people he is actively hurting, not just with this, but with every other diversion tactic (including the shutdown) just to protect a child abuser is unconscionable. Gold medal for the mental gymnastics he performs to justify his daily cruelty.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
This reminds me of a game we used to play in 3rd grade where you’d ask a friend if they were “PT.” No follow questions allowed. They had to answer yes or no. If they said yes, you said, “you’re a pregnant turtle?” And if they said no we’d reply, “you’re not potty trained?” Either way, they lose.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
They’ll have Lee Greenwood as their musical guest.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
He could win the Nobel Biggest Fattest Baby award.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
Hmm, what else does she think they lied to her about?
aftonnelson.bsky.social
Agree! How did we let this slide?
aftonnelson.bsky.social
North of Salt Lake City, there's a town called Hooper.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
Once, in line at the grocery store, I grabbed a big handful of those $1 nail clippers (this was 10 years ago) and put them all over the house. We are never more than an arm’s reach from nail clippers.
aftonnelson.bsky.social
Another guy angry that he’s 4’10”