allison
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finally, i can touch grass (aebarts.com | blog.aebarts.com)
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allison
@aebarts.com
· Jan 13
unfortunately, realizing how easy it was to make my new handle has me on the kind of superiority high that only unwashed teens gatekeeping anime in 2003 can replicate
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If you’re in the Twin Cities and want to do the most minimal thing to annoy ICE, drive the fucking speed limit. These goons get so angry when 20 is plenty.
January 16, 2026 at 2:20 PM
If you’re in the Twin Cities and want to do the most minimal thing to annoy ICE, drive the fucking speed limit. These goons get so angry when 20 is plenty.
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Having normal parents I’d never met at my kid’s school going from how do I download Signal to I was running all these plates into the rapid response chat within a week is fucking wild.
January 16, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Having normal parents I’d never met at my kid’s school going from how do I download Signal to I was running all these plates into the rapid response chat within a week is fucking wild.
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Showing your vulnerability in the anti-ICE Signal chat is low-key GOATed when trauma dumping late on a Friday night is the vibe.
January 17, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Showing your vulnerability in the anti-ICE Signal chat is low-key GOATed when trauma dumping late on a Friday night is the vibe.
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AWS is down, post hog
October 20, 2025 at 10:05 AM
AWS is down, post hog
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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Good lord everyone is so depressed and horny
October 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Good lord everyone is so depressed and horny
please get their thermometer to 69% (and beyond, they offer so much delight in these joyless times)
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
please get their thermometer to 69% (and beyond, they offer so much delight in these joyless times)
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And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self
September 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self
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a big account noticing your comment
August 31, 2025 at 2:32 PM
a big account noticing your comment
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I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
August 8, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I honestly can’t believe there are still any AI skeptics out there. This tech is obviously revolutionary
happy birthday to meeeeee
Also joining us, the regular crew! I don't know how many are on BlueSky but @winnerbowzer.bsky.social @billcorbett.bsky.social @kevinwmurphy.bsky.social Steve Roehm, Joe Savage, Noah Levy, Chris Koza, Mike Fotis, and Christina Baldwin.
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Presale tomorrow - www.axs.com/events/10648... Code: POPSONG.
July 29, 2025 at 4:09 PM
happy birthday to meeeeee
keep it classy, jakey boy!!!!
July 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
keep it classy, jakey boy!!!!
the funniest thing about love and deepspace isn't that it's known as the Lady Gooner Game with a period tracker, it's that it has a productivity timer TIED INTO HANGING OUT WITH YOUR DIGITAL BOYFRIEND
July 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
the funniest thing about love and deepspace isn't that it's known as the Lady Gooner Game with a period tracker, it's that it has a productivity timer TIED INTO HANGING OUT WITH YOUR DIGITAL BOYFRIEND
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Also, sign up for PBS Passport! You pay what you want, money goes to your local station, and you get access to tons more great programming on-demand. help.pbs.org/support/solu...
July 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Also, sign up for PBS Passport! You pay what you want, money goes to your local station, and you get access to tons more great programming on-demand. help.pbs.org/support/solu...
based take, sprinkle a lil salt on there while you’re at it and shoot into the stratosphere
Eat a handful of radishes about it
July 5, 2025 at 10:54 PM
based take, sprinkle a lil salt on there while you’re at it and shoot into the stratosphere
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There’s a real Arbeit Macht Frei kinda vibe going on right now that I rly don’t fuck with
July 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
There’s a real Arbeit Macht Frei kinda vibe going on right now that I rly don’t fuck with
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time to be the biggest fucking annoying karen bitch you've ever been in your fucking life, this is it, good luck yall
These are the weak points. You know what to do. First thing tomorrow, use 5calls.org and raise hell.
July 2, 2025 at 5:59 AM
time to be the biggest fucking annoying karen bitch you've ever been in your fucking life, this is it, good luck yall
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Happy Disability Pride Month! I encourage you to celebrate by learning about why Black folks & others may not claim disability pride, but still belong in disability community. Check out my free, open access book #BlackDisabiltyPolitics from @dukepress.bsky.social!
library.oapen.org/handle/20.50...
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Black Disability Politics
library.oapen.org
July 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Happy Disability Pride Month! I encourage you to celebrate by learning about why Black folks & others may not claim disability pride, but still belong in disability community. Check out my free, open access book #BlackDisabiltyPolitics from @dukepress.bsky.social!
library.oapen.org/handle/20.50...
library.oapen.org/handle/20.50...
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"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99
June 25, 2025 at 1:29 PM
"this is the future liberals want" and it's just some guy taking a free bus to buy a dozen eggs for $2.99
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All of Minneapolis Bluesky right now like
June 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
All of Minneapolis Bluesky right now like
rooting for u, nyc, u too can not rank cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
rooting for u, nyc, u too can not rank cuomo
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Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice
June 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Congress, Now More Than Ever, We Need Your Cowardice