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Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · Dec 5
Lost my favorite shirt last year - finally found a replacement.
It's me, your pal Worrier, and you've seen this picture of me before in essence. I'm in the graffiti-laden bar restroom, ball cap backwards, with my dick out. Thus time, I'm wearing a black t-shirt with a blue illustration of a hyena riding a bike. Best shirt.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Happy Birthday!
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 2d
Missed opportunity for that company - fauxskin was RIGHT THERE.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 2d
A tantalizing, meaty abomination.
An aged light-up roadside sign with an arrow on top reads, “beef pork”
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 2d
When it finished, it was sort of a single purple rope which was admittedly unsettling
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 2d
It’s good to teach the importance of a flared base early.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 2d
This Play-Doh accessory better calm tf down
A white plastic Play-Doh extruder meant to look like a piping bag. Instead, it looks like a veiny penis.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 3d
So cold and so sweet
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 3d
Not even remotely the play experience I was anticipating.
A blue arcade cabinet adorned with smiling gold coins. The name of the game is Bonus Hole.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 3d
Saw some of you at Kwik-Trip.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 3d
Great to see you’ve got your head back in the game.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 4d
Also, admittedly, I did think, “finally, a urinal for me!”
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 4d
This is incredible and so stunningly specific. What’s it from?
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 4d
Scheduling a Friday afternoon off-site meeting is cruel and unusual, but also the office space had the tallest urinal I’ve ever seen, so I’m calling it a wash.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 4d
Exactly. Not to mention that Mamdani IS basically a rainbow unicorn candidate and he’s immensely popular! It’s reasonable to think we can do better than dusty, ineffectual politicians like Schumer or Jeffries who are immensely unpopular! Maybe people are tired of voting for candidates who suck.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 6d
Happy Birthday!
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 7d
It’s always such a wild approach too! Just a too-friendly, “hey friend, we’ve been quietly monitoring your activity and we thought you could use a hand!”
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 9d
BDDE for sure
a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
ALT: a woman with a snl shirt on makes a funny face
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 9d
Right? I’m so proud of them.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 9d
Computer: enhance
A white and pink sprinter van parked on the street. The branding is for a company called Bloomin Blinds” A zoomed in picture of a small, yellow diamond-shaped sticker reads, “caution: blind person driving”
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 10d
This guy ❤️
A handsome tuxedo cat stops to smell the flowers A handsome tuxedo cat sits on a concrete walkway, looking toward the sky, chittering at birds.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 10d
Happy to help 😘
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 10d
Hey there, handsome. Hope yours is off to a good start.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 10d
Good morning.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, rumpled and recently awoken, in bed.
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 11d
Happy happy birthday! 🎂
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Worrier After Dark @worrierafterdark.bsky.social · 11d
Post you from a different era.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, on the Golden Gate Bridge in 2010. Wearing a flannel, no beard. Weird.
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