Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
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Lost my favorite shirt last year - finally found a replacement.
Nordic Ware truly coming through for the gays this year.
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Nordic Ware truly coming through for the gays this year.
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about
t h e p r e s e n c e
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about
t h e p r e s e n c e
Underneath the Christmas tree
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don’t want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about
t h e p r e s e n c e
Underneath the Christmas tree
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about
t h e p r e s e n c e
Underneath the Christmas tree
Sweater? I hardly know her.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sweater? I hardly know her.
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Caught myself arguing with someone online and then I remembered we have but one wild beautiful life on this earth so now I'm going to look at flowers and birds outside until I forget what I was mad about
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Caught myself arguing with someone online and then I remembered we have but one wild beautiful life on this earth so now I'm going to look at flowers and birds outside until I forget what I was mad about
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x
A gay laundromat called The Gent Hole Cycle.
December 8, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A gay laundromat called The Gent Hole Cycle.
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You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
July 8, 2024 at 7:00 AM
You alright man? I keep seeing small damage numbers coming off you
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Travelling to and from hospital several times in the past couple of weeks while I fight stacked infections has drained my already meagre funds.
If anyone’s able to help out for the cost of food and meds to keep me going until the 11th, I’d be very appreciative 🧡 Sorry
ko-fi.com/malibudarby
If anyone’s able to help out for the cost of food and meds to keep me going until the 11th, I’d be very appreciative 🧡 Sorry
ko-fi.com/malibudarby
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December 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Travelling to and from hospital several times in the past couple of weeks while I fight stacked infections has drained my already meagre funds.
If anyone’s able to help out for the cost of food and meds to keep me going until the 11th, I’d be very appreciative 🧡 Sorry
ko-fi.com/malibudarby
If anyone’s able to help out for the cost of food and meds to keep me going until the 11th, I’d be very appreciative 🧡 Sorry
ko-fi.com/malibudarby
Someone should really run a wrestling show called The Graps of Wrath.
December 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Someone should really run a wrestling show called The Graps of Wrath.
Free drag name.
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Free drag name.
Every year around this time I remember that 20 degrees and sunny is pretty nice, actually.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Every year around this time I remember that 20 degrees and sunny is pretty nice, actually.
Executive decision to stay in bed all day and watch the snow fall.
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Executive decision to stay in bed all day and watch the snow fall.
You’re telling me a parker housed these rolls?
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
You’re telling me a parker housed these rolls?
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Try today.
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Try today.
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I know it's nothing I have control over unless I see it directly, but if you're transphobic, racist, misogynistic, or a Republican, I don't feel like you deserve to have access to me.
I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.
I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know it's nothing I have control over unless I see it directly, but if you're transphobic, racist, misogynistic, or a Republican, I don't feel like you deserve to have access to me.
I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.
I don't want you following me. I don't want to see your comments. You've violated the social contract, leave.
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[B-52s Fred Schneider voice]
November 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
[B-52s Fred Schneider voice]
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food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
November 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
food takes are what got jean valjean into trouble
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
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Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
November 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Just a little holiday PSA.
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
Be good to each other. Dad said.
🤟🏼
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Nintendo Game Boy Ad for Dazed & Confused Magazine, 2001
November 26, 2024 at 1:46 PM
Nintendo Game Boy Ad for Dazed & Confused Magazine, 2001
Stuff my kooshy, daddy
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Stuff my kooshy, daddy
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saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
November 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
saturation with Tolkien spinoffs has somehow not prepared our culture for the arrival of dark lords bearing a gift that everyone becomes convinced they can wield to accomplish great things but just makes them dependent and start whispering about preciouses if you suggest just throwing it away
People who don’t believe in fair wages and business practices shouldn’t be allowed to wear union suits.
November 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
People who don’t believe in fair wages and business practices shouldn’t be allowed to wear union suits.