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Worrier After Dark
@worrierafterdark.bsky.social
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Minneapolis. Queer. Plenty of jokes. Everything you've come to know and love, plus nudes. NSFW, obvs.
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Nordic Ware truly coming through for the gays this year.
A black t-shirt with a top-view of a glazed Bundt cake reads, “there’s a hole in this cake!”
December 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Sweater? I hardly know her.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, taking a selfie in a round mirror. I’m wearing a cream colored sweater. It’s a good sweater.
December 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Quote this post with your best briefs pic pls and thanku x
It’s me, your pal Worrier, in a graffiti-laden restroom wearing a white tank and black ball cap. Also wearing gray briefs with an elephant’s trunk where you’d imagine it would be. Cupping my bulge here.
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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Free drag name.
A screenshot from Destiny 2 includes the location name: Selina Morass
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Executive decision to stay in bed all day and watch the snow fall.
It’s me, your pal Worrier, pre-coffee looking unnecessarily stoic in bed
November 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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You’re telling me a parker housed these rolls?
A batch of Parker House rolls in a metal baking pan A cross-section of a roll on a blue plate with sides in the background
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Try today.
A display for pet food reads, “add a little raw -try today-“
November 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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“You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
A Spirit Halloweeen store Another Spirit Halloween store A third Spirit Halloween store. It used to be your favorite store.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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Stuff my kooshy, daddy
A colorful bag of kooshy brand sourdough stuffing mix
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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The butterfly meme. The guy with glasses is, “bottoms looking for a dom top”, the butterfly is, “100% passive” and the bottom text reads, “is this a dom top?”
November 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Wishing I was back here instead of at off-site meetings all day this FCF.
It’s my semi-hard cock resting on a ribbed green couch. You can even see the back of my foot in there. A bounty.
November 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Two Guys, a Terminator, and a Pizza Place.
A storefront sign that reads, “Pizza La Vista”
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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Deeply unserious country
A Walgreens location in Minneapolis has the entire candy aisle behind locked glass.
November 12, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Finally… the Aurora Borealis HAS COME BACK to the Twin Cities!
A shot of the northern lights over Uptown Minneapolis. The lights are green and red and very vibrant
November 12, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake.
Behind a window in a white stucco house, a large plastic Santa figure stares vacantly into your soul
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Pissing at a dick-height urinal for the first time in my life: priceless 🥹
A tale of two urinals: one, on the right, at usual height. The other, on the left, so tall even a very tall person can use it
November 8, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Starting TONIGHT, I’m raising money for Extra Life with my pals at Known World United!

At 6pm CST, I’ll be playing a D&D one-shot as my best boy Ferdinand.

Stop by for the festivities at: www.twitch.tv/knownworldun... and donate at www.extra-life.org/participant/... if you’re so inclined!
A black minotaur sniffing a yellow flower and holding a large war hammer. He’s dressed in cobbled together armor with metallic flowers. Best boy.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Start to finish, voting took 10 minutes with friendly election staff and a passive-aggressive post-it on the shaky voting booth. Minnesota rules. Go vote.
It’s me, your pal worrier, wearing a ball cap and a dark gray jacket with a red “I Voted” sticker on the front
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Poetry is everywhere.
Graffiti on a Minneapolis sidewalk reads, “I piss & shit n doo doo! Ahh ah ah!!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I’m so vein. I guess I think this song is about me.
A moody shot of my hanging cock; vein prominent down the center.
November 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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Throwback #MCM and where id much rather be right now:
It’s a black and white photo of my hard cock. I’m laying in bed, briefs pulled down a bit.
October 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Alanis fucking Morissette. Goddamn.
Alanis Morissette kneels, back to the audience, on a darkened stage illuminated only by a rainbow spotlight
October 25, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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They don’t have a signature cocktail for this Alanis Morissette show and that’s a shame - I think it would go down well in a theater.
A large red velvet curtain obscures the stage at an Alanis Morissette show at the Caesar’s Palace Colosseum in Las Vegas.
October 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Finally, hostile architecture for the gays.
A row of metal knobs that look like butt plugs lines the border of a fountain.
October 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A tantalizing, meaty abomination.
An aged light-up roadside sign with an arrow on top reads, “beef pork”
October 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM