Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Eric Trump is legally prohibited from operating a charity in the state of New York because he stole money from children with cancer
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Eric Trump: "We're saving Christianity. We've saving God. We've saving the family unit. We're saving this nation. I mean, DEI is out of the window, Benny. You no longer have Colin Kaepernick kneeling for the national anthem. You no longer have Budweiser going woke as hell. All of this is dead."
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welcome to the Resistance, led by Teen Vogue, the dictionary, and airports.
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Multiple airports are now announcing they will refuse to play Kristi Noem’s government-funded video blaming “Democrats” for the government shutdown.

“We believe the Hatch Act clearly prohibits use of public assets for political purposes and messaging,” one airport said.
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I would like some Meyer lemons pls
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well shit you only beat me to this by 13 hours, I'm gonna call that a draw.
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he should ask Isaac Chotiner to interview him next.
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The editors of the CDC’s Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report (MMWR) were apparently fired today.

The precursor to MMWR began in 1878 to address emerging public health threats rapidly.

We are not “great” without it. We are vulnerable to threats from sporadic foodborne illness to bioterrorism.
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oh no, I understood it was a seizure. Is that no longer the case?
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Also: "Dolly Parton: Kind of a b, don't you think?"
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Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, country-music legend Johnny Cash can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength, writes Jon Fasman.
Essay | Can We Finally Give Johnny Cash His Due?
Compared to Dylan and Springsteen, the country-music legend can seem deeply uncool. It took time for me to appreciate his profound, plainspoken strength.
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Kris Kristofferson STOLE AN ARMY HELICOPTER to take his demo tape to deliver to Johnny Cash's house.
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Kris Kristofferson STOLE AN ARMY HELICOPTER to take his demo tape to deliver to Johnny Cash's house.
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mmmmm did he really though?
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and Obama himself knew it too.

I still liked it though.
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Gentlemen, let's not fight. This is the War Room!
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Shout-out to @wonkette.bsky.social for including my article about the Hegseth/Trump Mandatory Military Fun Day in their daily news round-up!

Great list all-around, I especially like isportlandburning.com
You Already Got Stupider! Tabs, Wed., Oct. 8, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
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Look at her Affair Partner praying with her over their fast food meal.
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Apropos of nothing, Sec. Kristi Noem is currently praying over Burgerville with Portland ICE officials.
A screenshot of a video of Noem praying at a conference table with other people wearing suits. Fast food bags and water bottles sit on the table.
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how many of these 235 so far replies are "but they did in fact vote for this"?

well let's make it 236.
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aw Susan thank you HEART HUG.
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I feel like this presupposes he's sticking his dick somewhere besides a sad pathetic unsuccessful and weird half-blowie

I don't think those cause anything sexy, like a good well-earned std
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Portland isn't burning tonight, but Donald Trump's crotch is.
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If any other president said something like this in a speech to a military academy, it would be a massive scandal. Instead, it isn’t among the ten most dangerous things he’s done this week.
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Trump to the Navy: "We have to take care of this little gnat that's on our shoulder called the Democrats."