Rebecca Schoenkopf
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Rebecca Schoenkopf
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I'm Rebecca, from Wonkette: 2004-still exists.
well he killed the fucking last one
November 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
like seriously: was that Russian bots shaming people from talking about how immigration is really good for the economy, so Trump would win?

Because everybody was shamed out of explaining that actually, immigration is really good for the economy!

And now here we are. And it's a <fargo.gif>
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
lol
November 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
i remember that :)
November 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Oh I was hoping it would give it like a zesty smell but that's cool too!
November 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
tell me more about the citric acid in the rinse cycle?
November 14, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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She vaped, sexily, before driving away, in a somehow sexy manner. "Wow," I thought. "Pretty sexy, right?" she yelled as she peeled off. In the passenger seat lay a severed human head. That was probably nothing. She also wore a cool leather jacket by the way. I was supposed to say that earlier
November 14, 2025 at 6:48 PM
oh.
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
my ex boyfriend/art director photoshopped my face into that catsuit for our logo after I bought Wonkette.

not much of a story, sorry :(
November 14, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it me! in cat suit!
November 14, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Reposted by Rebecca Schoenkopf
@wonkette.bsky.social
Vintage Wonkette mug!
November 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
:/
November 14, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I feel bad I reposted this because why are we blaming the woman who the only thing she did wrong was marry this utter lunatic piece of shit

but also

Cheryl Hines have some dignity challenge
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Rebecca Schoenkopf
Cheryl Hines have some dignity challenge
November 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
that weird report a week or two ago about how "the left" was too focused on climate and not on jobs, like have they looked outside lately?
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
two thumbs way up for the Mark Knopfler soundtrack too!
November 14, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Is it an inflammation thing? My husband gets that from all nightshades :(
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM