banner
LightNews
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette
@wonkettemedia.bsky.social
15K followers 15 following 1.4K posts
www.wonkette.com The Last Blog On the Internet. We ban trolls and Nazis.
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 13h
ICE Roundup: Please Don't Shoot The Ambulance Driver
www.wonkette.com/p/ice-roundu...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
ICE Roundup: Oh No, Is Tough ICE Guy Scared Of Ambulance?
ICE goons are a little jumpy these days.
www.wonkette.com
3 14
Reposted by Wonkette
evanhurst.substack.com
Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 15h
MAGA Manbabies Getting REAL Scared Of ‘No Kings’ Day, Y’all www.wonkette.com/p/maga-manba...
MAGA Manbabies Getting REAL Scared Of ‘No Kings’ Day, Y’all
Hey, what if there was a No Kings protest every night?
www.wonkette.com
13 38
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 17h
Western Alaska Hit By Deadly Typhoon, Trump Mad About His Time Magazine Vagina-Neck
www.wonkette.com/p/western-al...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Western Alaska Hit By Deadly Typhoon, Trump Mad About His Time Magazine Vagina-Neck
Priorities, people.
www.wonkette.com
5 18
Reposted by Wonkette
evanhurst.substack.com
Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 20h
Only One Network Has Signed Hegseth's Knob-Slobbing Journalist Pledge, Three Guesses www.wonkette.com/p/only-one-n...
Only One Network Has Signed Hegseth's Knob-Slobbing Journalist Pledge, Three Guesses
Not. Even. Newsmax.
www.wonkette.com
4 11 26
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 21h
It's your Tuesday morning news roundup!

An Outrageous Gathering For Outrageous Purposes! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 14, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/an-outrage...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
An Outrageous Gathering For Outrageous Purposes! Tabs, Tues., Oct. 14, 2025
How dare you! How very dare you!
www.wonkette.com
1 10
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
Hey JD Vance! Hey JD! What Did Tom Homan Do With The FBI’s Bag Of Cash? Hey JD!
Just still asking questions again some more!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/hey-jd-van...
Hey JD Vance! Hey JD! What Did Tom Homan Do With The FBI’s Bag Of Cash? Hey JD!
Just still asking questions again some more!
www.wonkette.com
5 17 84
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
The Curious Case Of The Qatar Air Base
Heck of a job, Hegseth!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/the-curiou...
The Curious Case Of The Qatar Air Base
Heck of a job, Hegseth!
www.wonkette.com
11 22
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
Donny Two Dolls Strikes Again!
Chinese goods getting 130 percent tariffs, just in time for the war on Christmas.

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/donny-two-...
Donny Two Dolls Strikes Again!
Chinese goods getting 130 percent tariffs, just in time for the war on Christmas.
www.wonkette.com
9 21
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 1d
Happy Monday!
It’s Wonkette’s tabs of things to read and watch!

www.wonkette.com/p/tabs-mon-o...
Indigenous Peoples' Day. Tabs, Mon., Oct. 13, 2025
News and stuff to read and watch!
www.wonkette.com
6 14
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 3d
Don't Worry, Farmers, Trump's Got A Bailout ... For Argentina!
Tricked again!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/dont-worry...
Don't Worry, Farmers, Trump's Got A Bailout ... For Argentina!
Tricked again!
www.wonkette.com
10 35
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Negroni!
www.wonkette.com/p/welcome-to...

By Hooper, Your Bartender
Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week's Cocktail, The Negroni!
Time for a shift drink at the end of the night.
www.wonkette.com
1 5
Reposted by Wonkette
evanhurst.substack.com
Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 4d
Trump And RFK Jr. Can Tell If Kids Are Autistic Just By Looking At Their Dicks

Not shedding that 'these people are fucking perverts' reputation anytime soon.

www.wonkette.com/p/trump-and-...
Trump And RFK Jr. Can Tell If Kids Are Autistic Just By Looking At Their Dicks
Not shedding that 'these people are fucking perverts' reputation anytime soon.
www.wonkette.com
18 50
Reposted by Wonkette
cripdyke.bsky.social
Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 4d
Some ppl rely on fat jokes or use "gay" as an insult.

Then we have @wonkette.bsky.social slathering on the mustard w "sturgeon-humping."

See? It's not that difficult to insult ppl without splash damage, as long as you're willing to sacrifice your dignity.

Not that @glegum.bsky.social had any.
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
MAGA World Can't Believe Sturgeon-Humping Norwegians Didn't Give Nobel Prize To Heroic Peacemaker Donald Trump
www.wonkette.com/p/maga-world...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
MAGA World Can't Believe Sturgeon-Humping Norwegians Didn't Give Nobel Prize To Heroic Peacemaker Donald Trump
Do they give Nobels for whining? He certainly has a shot at that.
www.wonkette.com
3 7 33
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
MAGA World Can't Believe Sturgeon-Humping Norwegians Didn't Give Nobel Prize To Heroic Peacemaker Donald Trump
www.wonkette.com/p/maga-world...

By Gary Legum @glegum.bsky.social
MAGA World Can't Believe Sturgeon-Humping Norwegians Didn't Give Nobel Prize To Heroic Peacemaker Donald Trump
Do they give Nobels for whining? He certainly has a shot at that.
www.wonkette.com
1 7 27
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Rutgers Antifascism Expert Driven Out Of USA By Very Non-Fascist Death Threats
www.wonkette.com/p/rutgers-an...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Rutgers Antifascism Expert Driven Out Of USA By Very Non-Fascist Death Threats
He wrote a book about 'antifa' years ago, so he must be the source of all America's trouble.
www.wonkette.com
6 17
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Yep, Trump's Personal Lawyer Indicted NY AG Letitia James For Definitely NOT For Indicting Trump First!
He's not the fraud, she's the FRAUD!

By @marciej.bsky.social

www.wonkette.com/p/yep-trumps...
Yep, Trump's Personal Lawyer Indicted NY AG Letitia James For Definitely NOT For Indicting Trump First!
He's not the fraud, she's the FRAUD!
www.wonkette.com
6 16
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Trump And RFK Jr. Can Tell If Kids Are Autistic Just By Looking At Their Dicks
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-and-...

By Evan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com
Trump And RFK Jr. Can Tell If Kids Are Autistic Just By Looking At Their Dicks
Not shedding that 'these people are fucking perverts' reputation anytime soon.
www.wonkette.com
4 9 33
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 4d
Happy Friday! It's your morning news roundup!

Girlfriend In Antifa, I Know, I Know, It's Serious. Tabs, Friday, Oct. 10
www.wonkette.com/p/girlfriend...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Girlfriend In Antifa, I Know, I Know, It's Serious. Tabs, Friday, Oct. 10
Your morning news roundup and things to read!
www.wonkette.com
1 2 10
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Trump Held 'Antifa' Roundtable To Protect America From Dancing Unicorns
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-held...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Trump Held 'Antifa' Roundtable To Protect America From Dancing Unicorns
Oppose Trump, you're a terrorist, basically.
www.wonkette.com
1 10 40
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Tax The Robots!
www.wonkette.com/p/tax-the-ro...

By Robyn Pennacchia @robynelyse.bsky.social
Tax The Robots!
It's the only way we're going to survive the AI-pocalypse.
www.wonkette.com
3 13
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Guy Who Wants To Beat Susan Collins Is Concerned. No, In A
Good Way!
www.wonkette.com/p/guy-who-wa...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Guy Who Wants To Beat Susan Collins Is Concerned. No, In A Good Way!
Meet Graham Platner!
www.wonkette.com
4 18
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Oh, thanks, will update!
1
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Trump Gonna Sell Student Debt To Wall Street. Remember How Great That Worked With Mortgages?
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-gonn...

By Doktor Zoom @doktorzoom.bsky.social
Trump Gonna Sell Student Debt To Wall Street. Remember How Great That Worked With Mortgages?
This shit again? We could subprimal scream.
www.wonkette.com
8 19
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
Trump Going To Make Chicago And Portland Safe If He Has To Put Governor And Mayors In Jail!
www.wonkette.com/p/trump-goin...

By Marcie Jones @marciej.bsky.social
Trump Going To Make Chicago And Portland Safe If He Has To Put Governor And Mayors In Jail!
Civilization retreats.
www.wonkette.com
4 16
wonkettemedia.bsky.social
Wonkette @wonkettemedia.bsky.social · 5d
It's your Thursday morning news roundup!

Now That's What I Call Fascism! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 9, 2025
www.wonkette.com/p/now-thats-...

By Rebecca Schoenkopf @wonkette.bsky.social
Now That's What I Call Fascism! Tabs, Thurs., Oct. 9, 2025
Morning news roundup and things to read!
www.wonkette.com
1 3 11