Incapable Hans
whatevil.bsky.social
Incapable Hans
@whatevil.bsky.social
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He/Him. Socialist. Family-Abolitionist. Trans-Ally. Just want things to be fair for ordinary people, really.
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Surely, SURELY she has to be sacked after they made Rayner go?
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[To the tune of Eleanor Rigby]

Big Ozymandy,
Look at him stood on his plinth in the sand if you dare,
Time to despair
Once upon a desert sandy
As through winds the trav'ling man he
Spied the face of Ozymandy
Lying, simply lying there
Suddenly there was some writing
Pon the plinth that he was sighting
That the sand and time were blighting
Quoth the statue, "Now despair"
There was an old man you could gaze
At his works in despair in a daze
If you looked upon them
And were mere mortal men
'Ozymandias mighty', it says
Sickening. Sorry you went through this.
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Oh wow that was you!? I had no idea! This has been on my YT faves since it came out.
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Danny Tommo, the fascist organiser, instigator of last year's riots beginning in Southport, and good friend of Tommy Robinson got a warm welcome from local antifascists in Southampton today.
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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"We are not going to train more doctors unless I get my way" is one hell of a strop.
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Bri'ish Silent Hill monsters be like
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social Rumour has it that he leaves Cherwell District Council’s buildings at night and drinks by the war memorial.
Why are they writing horny fanfic about you?

I mean, it’s fine if they want to do that but I don’t think it’s in the national interest.
C is the obvious choice.
You’ve misunderstood. They’re not saying they won’t protect rich people.

They could just replace each of their policy announcements with the words: “Plebs, you’re on your own”.
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Damn, I guess it turns out getting into power entirely through fraud (sometimes literal illegal fraud), calling your entire base scum who can fuck off, and then continuing the 14 years of Tories ideology that people rejected, isn't a recipe for popularity.
Fuck's sake how long has Moloko been a TERF?
Sterilize the water if you're gonna do that. You don't want brain amoebas.
Sounds more like a Del The Funky Homosapien line tbh.
And if I’d accidentally gotten a nazi tattoo I’m pretty sure I would get rid of it as soon as I realised.
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what the fuck are you talking about, she made a whole community of friends online and was stabbed to death by two of her classmates
Meeting yesterday with Brianna Ghey's mother Esther - and pupils at Brianna's former school - was a powerful reminder of why controls on social media and smartphone use in schools is so important for children, teachers and parents. (1/2)
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The inventor of disclosure tablets has a blue plaque.