Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
Author of the seminal yet fictitious work, Leaves of Ass.
He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
He / him. ACAB. BLM. Free Palestine. Death to "A.I."
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Walt Shitman
@waltshitman.bsky.social
· Sep 24
Have you ever wondered what comes after the horror movie? Come visit the town of Mapleshade, CT. The Devil hasn’t been seen around here in a while now, we swear.
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 1
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
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The creator and cast of this series are dear friends of mine. Despite that, they are all talented, passionate folks who have put a ton of time and effort into a totally independent series of short films telling a story you’re gonna want to follow. Keep an eye out. Be alert.
At the divorce hearing, through tears: “Would you still leave me if I was a worm?”
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
At the divorce hearing, through tears: “Would you still leave me if I was a worm?”
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
“It's both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects" was such a simple message that was so thoroughly and viciously rejected, but i think many of you still need to learn it
You really should watch this independent horror miniseries made by and starring my friends. And if that doesn’t sell you, it’s also the voice acting debut of one Walt Shitman. So you gotta.
“IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN”
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 2
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You really should watch this independent horror miniseries made by and starring my friends. And if that doesn’t sell you, it’s also the voice acting debut of one Walt Shitman. So you gotta.
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The second Mapleshade Stories trailer is out now, and we have a release date for episode one! January 30th!
“IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN”
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 2
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The second Mapleshade Stories trailer is out now, and we have a release date for episode one! January 30th!
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“IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN”
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Mapleshade Stories - Trailer 2
YouTube video by Mapleshade Stories
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN”
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
Episode one drops January 30th, 2026 but you can watch the second trailer right now.
youtu.be/I081CMAhtNw?...
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Go ahead. Tell me again how inevitable ChatGPT is. Say how much it helps you do your work. Call me a luddite for hating it. Describe how it enriches your life. Name it "Chat" like it's your best buddy in the whole world.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Go ahead. Tell me again how inevitable ChatGPT is. Say how much it helps you do your work. Call me a luddite for hating it. Describe how it enriches your life. Name it "Chat" like it's your best buddy in the whole world.
St. Anger coming on shuffle in the shower after giving my shit covered cat a sink bath really hits, actually. Madly in anger with poo.
November 20, 2025 at 3:41 AM
St. Anger coming on shuffle in the shower after giving my shit covered cat a sink bath really hits, actually. Madly in anger with poo.
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in retrospect i suppose it shouldn't have been surprising that an organization called THE SALVATION ARMY turned out to be sus
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
in retrospect i suppose it shouldn't have been surprising that an organization called THE SALVATION ARMY turned out to be sus
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Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
John Fetterman has released a picture showing the injuries he sustained after falling on his face:
November 15, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Umm technically he’s called Netanyahu’s Monster
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Trump having back to back to back meetings unintentionally speedrunning Frank Reynolds’ lines like there’s no tomorrow
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Trump having back to back to back meetings unintentionally speedrunning Frank Reynolds’ lines like there’s no tomorrow
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you know he's just bursting to say "FOLKS, he said it was the best top he ever had, he said Don, I've gotten a lot of head, but you might be the greatest throat goat of all time. Greatest throat goat of all time, isn't that something folks?"
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
you know he's just bursting to say "FOLKS, he said it was the best top he ever had, he said Don, I've gotten a lot of head, but you might be the greatest throat goat of all time. Greatest throat goat of all time, isn't that something folks?"
Guillermo del Toto
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Guillermo del Toto
Head first is also acceptable.
November 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Head first is also acceptable.
They need to renew PLUR1BUS so they can call season two 2R1BUS
November 14, 2025 at 5:53 PM
They need to renew PLUR1BUS so they can call season two 2R1BUS
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[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
Do yourself a favor and read Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It’s tense and fleshy and queer-as-hell. I’ve read more than a few horror novels but very few with prose that writhes around my brain quite so deliciously. Things thing was carved out of rage and lust and celluloid and it bites
November 13, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Do yourself a favor and read Black Flame by @scumbelievable.bsky.social. It’s tense and fleshy and queer-as-hell. I’ve read more than a few horror novels but very few with prose that writhes around my brain quite so deliciously. Things thing was carved out of rage and lust and celluloid and it bites
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sexual violence is so much a part of the fabric of american society that to mention it at all is to risk upending everything, but it must be talked about. it must be dragged into the light and the people who perpetrate it held to account.
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
sexual violence is so much a part of the fabric of american society that to mention it at all is to risk upending everything, but it must be talked about. it must be dragged into the light and the people who perpetrate it held to account.
I shaved my face for the first time in six years and my local comic store owner didn’t recognize me.
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I shaved my face for the first time in six years and my local comic store owner didn’t recognize me.
Which one of you assholes taught my cat how to use the Zohran font generator?
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Which one of you assholes taught my cat how to use the Zohran font generator?
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Sorry one more
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Sorry one more
Don’t fucking park next to me. This Target parking lot is where I practice my harsh vocals. You should know that by now.
November 9, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Don’t fucking park next to me. This Target parking lot is where I practice my harsh vocals. You should know that by now.
I can’t decide if it’s more fucked up that Hellboy’s dad named him Hellboy or that he never bumped him up to HellMAN
November 8, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I can’t decide if it’s more fucked up that Hellboy’s dad named him Hellboy or that he never bumped him up to HellMAN