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Van DeYolks
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I tell every dog they’re a beautiful baby and wave at roadside cows

People are ok too, I guess
Pinned
International Dog Day?
In this economy?
Well, alright. If you insist.
🤭

#dogsofbluesky
#italiangreyhound
#minischnauzer
My sweetheart does this but doesn’t even stick the landing, spending another 1,000 hours after-purchase online AND in stores looking at what he could have gotten.

It’s… it’s a lot
there's a certain personality that's very debilitating in modern life. 100 years ago, if you wanted to buy something, you'd go to five local shops and decide. now with the internet, you need to spend 1,000 hours so you can own the best version in the world like you're some venetian patrician
December 5, 2025 at 5:31 AM
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Pretty notable, in my view, that Kagan points out the Supreme Court's pro-gerrymandering decision in Texas is a step-by-step instruction manual for states to draw discriminatory maps while ducking judicial review, and the majority has...nothing to say in response www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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The American public should see what happened during the second strike of a suspected Venezuelan drug boat - my op-ed in today's Boston Globe: https://www.bostonglobe.com/2025/12/03/opinion/strike-drug-boat-hegseth/ @globeopinion.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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#ThrowbackThursday to 1999, and Taj performing "Lovin' In My Baby's Eyes" at North Sea Jazz in The Netherlands.

Taj & The Phantom Blues Band will be on the road in April of 2026, get your tickets at www.tajblues.com/tour.
December 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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So, you know how people say stuff like, "just repost this & you'll have supported journalism"?

But this time... it's literally true!

Russ has offered to donate to Bolts for each repost this ⬇️ gets or each follow @boltsmag.org gets—up to a sum way higher than we're at.

let's make this go viral!
You can help Bolts continue to provide crucial coverage of local elections. Here's how:

- Repost this = I donate $1.
- Follow @boltsmag.org = I donate $1.
- Donate (link below) + tell me how much = I match your donation.
(Donate monthly = I match a year's worth)
Support Bolts
We are a nonprofit publication that covers the nuts and bolts of political change, from the local up, and we need reader support to build our journalism.
boltsmag.org
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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(breathes slowly. Tries to stay calm. Fails.)

WE ARE ALL DRIVING STATION WAGONS THEY'RE JUST CALLED "COMPACT SUVS" TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF LOOPHOLES IN FEDERAL REGULATIONS!

[pants]
There have been multiple attempts to sell a modern station wagon to Americans, the problem is that almost nobody actually bought them
December 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
No, really. Check your cheese
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Hey! If you’re interested in any FoxTrot merch, grab it before our holiday shipping cutoff (Dec 15). Orders placed after will start shipping week of Jan 5, 2026... store.foxtrot.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
December 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Put Oscar’s coat on so he could frolic in the first snow of the season but he was like, nah I’m good.
#dogsky #dogsofbluesky
December 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
too cold and too wet outside for anything but a cuddle and a nap inside
November 30, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Saw a shark tank episode from just a few years ago and one of the sharks was like “NFTs are here to stay” and my sweetie and I laughed our asses so straight tf off we lost them in the sofa cushions
I remember Dawning Realization Month for the NFT people too. Think this is going to take much longer because of how wrapped up the whole economy is in this, but it really feels like it's happening.
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Beauty of a win yet again, fleeties!
🥅 🏒⚓️
November 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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I’m out with Tank trying to make it rain for the Ulster Cty SPCA.

Black Friday used to be big for us but now it’s a bit slow. #dogsofbluesky
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 28, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Twonked my rotator cuff putting on a shoe yesterday afternoon
(yes putting on a shoe, shut up)
and had to postpone our tiny thanksgiving celebration because I’m the cook and can’t throw down with just one wing.

It kinda sucks, fyi.
November 27, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Why are people turning against AI?”

Part 3,421:
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Steven Miller, undermined, withers to nothing as the masses make the switch to mustards, hummuses, avocado spreads, chutneys, and butter to zhuzh up their sandwiches. Some committed extremists eat their sammies straight up and dry.

As America moves on from mayo, so does it move on from maga.

🫡 🥪
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Twin wins for ☘️ and 🐻 tonight
a woman wearing a pirate hat is being recorded on a screen
Alt: Rachel Dratch wearing a minuteman tricorn hat and talking, probably in a wicked Boston accent
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 AM