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Van DeYolks
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I tell every dog they’re a beautiful baby and wave at roadside cows

People are ok too, I guess
47 bigfooting events that have absolutely nothing to do with him is an absolute joke and never ending embarrassment.
December 5, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Never a big fan but they earned my forever respect for sticking with their drummer post-accident, so I’ll tap my toe for that and nostalgia’s sake. Seems only right. Right?
December 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You sure? 😆
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
“Sir, please stop jiggling your leg. The sloshing is deafening.”
December 3, 2025 at 10:08 PM
December 3, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Yeah, push polls usually produce pretty surprising results.

I don’t know if this is a fake-it-til-you-make-it situation, but to encourage people to put any real faith in that poll is to set them up for heartbreak, disappointment, and disillusionment.
December 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM