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@uhhhclem.bsky.social
You have to make allowances for the fact that everything we're seeing tonight is real.
Very occasional updates at blog.particleman.org.
Very occasional updates at blog.particleman.org.
About fucking time.
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 6:13 PM
About fucking time.
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This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
December 22, 2025 at 4:37 PM
This has always been a Bluesky-first campaign. But as of today, we will no longer be using Twitter. At all.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
And I'm calling on other candidates to follow suit.
Drew Magary needs to get his hands on a $30 Aeropress, which as best as I can tell is the fastest way to make an excellent single cup of coffee that we've yet devised.
December 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Drew Magary needs to get his hands on a $30 Aeropress, which as best as I can tell is the fastest way to make an excellent single cup of coffee that we've yet devised.
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The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.
December 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The more I see of Erika Kirk the more I think that Charlie Kirk actually dodged a bullet.
Patricia Lockwood’s NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS is a large novel the size of a small novel.
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Patricia Lockwood’s NO ONE IS TALKING ABOUT THIS is a large novel the size of a small novel.
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Which grandmother? The one who could only babble after her stroke? Or the one who was the worst human being I have ever personally met?
whoops my fawning, sycophantic grandma-bot got bricked by a UI update
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
December 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Which grandmother? The one who could only babble after her stroke? Or the one who was the worst human being I have ever personally met?
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Don't break bread. Don't accept gifts. Make sure you spell their name right. If you're INSIDE the salt circle you're ON the record.
the rules of journalistic ethics and the rules of Faerie ethics are eerily similar
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't break bread. Don't accept gifts. Make sure you spell their name right. If you're INSIDE the salt circle you're ON the record.
Everything about this is magical, even the correction.
Still one of my favorites (especially the Correction)
A Brief Autobiography of Camille Paglia, as Told Through Introductory Appositive Phrases From Her Online Column
All the phrases below are real, and appeared in Camille Paglia’s regular column on Salon.com.
- - -“As a native of the snow belt of upstate New Yor...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Everything about this is magical, even the correction.
There is nothing even the remotest bit leftist about anthropomorphizing machines built and owned by capital, whose explicit intent is to use their machines to eliminate the working class. The world they intend to build is, at best, a world of serfs.
I am a leftist. I am to the left of most people I know. I want a leftist world to exist.
But the vibes and cruelty of this anti-AI movement cannot build that world. Everything about it screams fascism. It's fascism with better vocabulary. It's an aestheticization of politics in the worst way.
But the vibes and cruelty of this anti-AI movement cannot build that world. Everything about it screams fascism. It's fascism with better vocabulary. It's an aestheticization of politics in the worst way.
December 2, 2025 at 4:56 PM
There is nothing even the remotest bit leftist about anthropomorphizing machines built and owned by capital, whose explicit intent is to use their machines to eliminate the working class. The world they intend to build is, at best, a world of serfs.
“Death is no different whined at than withstood” is quite a line. Well, he’s been withstanding it forty years today. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t changed his mind, nor ever will.
December 2, 2025 at 4:47 PM
“Death is no different whined at than withstood” is quite a line. Well, he’s been withstanding it forty years today. I’m pretty sure he hasn’t changed his mind, nor ever will.
tag yourself i'm HUGE WAK[redacted] CLOSET
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
tag yourself i'm HUGE WAK[redacted] CLOSET
This is one of the best musical performances ever captured on live television.
This They Might Be Giants TONIGHT SHOW performance of "Birdhouse In Your Soul" from 1990 remains firmly lodged in my noggin thanks to the Tonight Show Band's full commitment and Doc Severinsen's incredible trumpeting... It took an already great song and made it transcendent.
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
This is one of the best musical performances ever captured on live television.
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Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread
I think you should factor in the possibility that every time these guys have gotten excited about a federal criminal case in the last eleven months it's been dismissed because the prosecutor fucked it up.
shocking that a bunch of white dudes are extremely confident that the Black woman DA put in charge of a case (against the guy who 50% of the country and a vast majority of white voters voted in not once but TWICE incl. after he'd already run the country into the ground) just "fucked up the case"
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think you should factor in the possibility that every time these guys have gotten excited about a federal criminal case in the last eleven months it's been dismissed because the prosecutor fucked it up.
The final scene of Chris Marker’s PLAYTIME.
So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The final scene of Chris Marker’s PLAYTIME.
Eleven-movie adaptation of Gene Wolfe's Solar Cycle.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Eleven-movie adaptation of Gene Wolfe's Solar Cycle.
I will confess I spent much of today confusing Udo Kier with Uwe Boll, which made many of the tributes I've read today baffling.
November 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I will confess I spent much of today confusing Udo Kier with Uwe Boll, which made many of the tributes I've read today baffling.
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Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Wow! Jesse Welles performed his song “Join ICE” on the Colbert Show last night. 🏆
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PACE PICANTE SAUCE COWBOY: ...we killed that man over nothing, you know
COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
July 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
PACE PICANTE SAUCE COWBOY: ...we killed that man over nothing, you know
COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
COWBOY 2: that was thirty years ago
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Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.
🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Absolutely cannot wait to bust down the doors for a drink made by a company whose unionized workers are on strike in a store that doesn’t want to hire minorities anymore.
To paraphrase Ben Franklin, MTG running for President is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
MTG is absolutely running for President and everything she does should be viewed in that light
I'm not entirely unconvinced that MTG isn't also platforming for a presidential run on her current "sorry not sorry" tour.
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
To paraphrase Ben Franklin, MTG running for President is a sign that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
We should seize the assets of all billionaires, put them in a mutual fund, and issue equal shares to every American.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
We should seize the assets of all billionaires, put them in a mutual fund, and issue equal shares to every American.
“I want to do ‘Deep Play: Notes On The Balinese Cockfight,’, only for bottle service.”
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
“I want to do ‘Deep Play: Notes On The Balinese Cockfight,’, only for bottle service.”