Megan
ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social
Megan
@ubiquitykilljoy.bsky.social
Forgot I was here.




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This is your annual reminder that the Time Person of the Year award is NOT meant as an endorsement, for example they gave the award to Adolf Hitler in 1938, 1939, 1940, 1941, 1942, and 1943 (when the magazine was renamed Hitler Monthly)
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Wild to get a 'holiday special' ad from Circle K on a podcast. Gonna be gifting folks some four-packs of Red Bull now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
(something about cocaine and watersports)
(something about wild dogs with winter UTIs)
(something about the scientists behind this coding high-fiving about what they have done)
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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the great gatsby is one of the most widely assigned books in america and yet apparently literally nobody understands it www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
December 6, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fat people will still exist after this latest weight-loss obsession phase is over.

GLP-1s are not a panacea. They are not accessible/affordable to most, don't work for many, and are incredibly dangerous for some.

Most biohackers are mostly just dieters with a techbro veneer.
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Every now and I again I remember our Icelandic bus tour guide telling us 'All of our ponies are well-behaved or else they are sausages'.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Hardest royal fit of all time
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Just a few things on sale at Rexall this week that your local food cupboard/centre/bank might need.
November 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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This is not the worst book we've ever read but it is the meanest episode we've ever done.
Episode 46: Sapiens

It's an ambitious goal to write the entire history of humanity in just 400 pages. It's even more ambitious to do it without reading any research.
Sapiens
Podcast Episode · If Books Could Kill · 11/20/2025 · 1h 38m
podcasts.apple.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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God I would’ve been so happy just living my life absolutely zapped on laudanum all day long, just me and all my precious radiator bread
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Thank you to the random person on Reddit who mentioned the funky smell in her son's room for transporting my brain back in time to this banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFfy...
Meryn Cadell - The Sweater (Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I’ve started talking about The Simpsons and the exact same way my parents used to talk about M*A*S*H and it does not feel good
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Hooray! The Bicycle of Theseus is getting one more winter* out of these years-old studded tires.

* Barring calamity**, so please knock some wood or summat for me.

** Calamity led to their early installation, because I got a flat running over a scrap of metal yesterday.
November 14, 2025 at 10:20 PM
How do you remember someone that no one really can?

I only have third-hand stories about my father's father, but he served in the Second World War, and took part in the liberation of the Netherlands in some capacity, hence bringing home these clogs, presumably for the son he hadn't met yet.
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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There are no words for how evil this is
November 7, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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“We’re not fighting against the individual man under the uniform,” Olivia Ikey said. “We’re fighting against the system behind this man with the uniform and how we can improve the reality of this person that will come to serve and protect our community.”

www.aptnnews.ca/national-new...
Marches for Inuit killed by police in 11 Nunavik communities
Memorial marches for Inuit killed in confrontations with the Nunavik Police Service spread to 11 of 14 Nunavik communities
www.aptnnews.ca
November 6, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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To think we might lose our PWHL team over this shit. Unbelievable.
As women's hockey climbs to new heights, the City of Ottawa says think smaller | Opinion
PWHL executives Jayna Hefford and Amy Scheer write that it's not too late to change the story on Lansdowne 2.0.
ottawacitizen.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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World Trivia Night is not just about competing brain-wise*, but fundraising-wise** as well.

It is the Children's Aid Foundation of Ottawa's biggest fundraiser of the year, so if you are able, please, please make a donation towards our team's (financial) goal. secure.qgiv.com/event/worldt...
a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words money please written below her
ALT: a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words money please written below her
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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well I for one am shocked that "every aspect of your life gets worse forever and also look at my marble bathroom" did not turn out to be a winning election strategy
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Pope Leo is doing Catholicism the wrong way.

by Ezra Klein
BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.

“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Cuomo seen leaving the city
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM