UARTman
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UARTman
@uartman.bsky.social
Programmator. He/him. 🏴‍☠️
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February 7, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are

his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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sometimes i think about that thing a disco elysium dev said in response to someone asking why choosing fascist options lowers your morale. that being a fascist is miserable, since it requires you to believe that you are being dominated by the weak and unworthy in everything you do.
February 3, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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feeding my Eevee $22 a month so she evolves into a Patreon
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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February 1, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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No need to imagine. The country incarcerates children as young as 9 years old daily in youth prisons and jails. Those children are routinely sexually and physically assaulted and also emotionally tortured. They are fed terrible food and given barely any education. This country has done this for yrs.
February 1, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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We need to shut down the word "performative" until we can figure out what the hell is going on. Of course adopting symbols of protest and resistance is performative! Performance is a core strategy for mass movements!! That's why the call them demonstrations!!!
"In response to criticisms she's heard about the hat being 'performative,' Mashaal, the shop owner, said the thousands of dollars that have gone toward supporting their community speaks for itself."
npr.org NPR @npr.org · 10d
A Minneapolis knitting shop has resurrected the design of a Norwegian cap worn to protest Nazi occupation. Its owner says the money raised from hat pattern sales will support the local immigrant community. n.pr/4thWiUr
January 31, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Still can't believe the latest Epstein Files release just casually confirmed the anti-SJW movement was planned by pedophiles.

"The entire reactionary anti-woke backlash was masterminded by child traffickers" is the kinda shit I'd say as hyperbolic agitprop, but it was true the whole time.
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
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It makes sense that the actually-real global cabal of powerful pedophiles made destroying USAID one of their first priorities.

They have to protect the global supply of profoundly desperate poor kids - that’s exactly who they target for trafficking and rape.
January 31, 2026 at 5:50 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
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don't mean to blow anyone's mind with this shocking insight but the direct line between epstein, 4chan, gamergate, tech bro fascists etc is misogyny. prolific rapists, guys who believe women have inferior intelligence, and guys who hate women for rejecting them all have something big in common!
January 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM
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Judicial behavior expert here, judges only do this when they’re very distressed.
January 31, 2026 at 8:47 PM
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How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
So apparently I was right to shittalk m00t this week because it's been revealed that his boneheaded decision to establish /pol/ and subsequently ruin the website was allegedly born out of a one-on-one meeting with Jeffery Epstein.
January 31, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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isn't that just sebastian lacroix from vampire the masquerade bloodlines
January 28, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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January 25, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Tom Lehrer has posthumously quit his job
January 16, 2026 at 7:25 AM
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Advanced Dungeons Hyperactivity Dragons
January 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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They said we couldnt do it they said the hyades would never sing but we did it folks. we made the black star rise and twin suns sink beneath the lake. Carcosa *mouthing the words* car coze ah
January 23, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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The people say its such a great mask. They want me to take it off. But I tell them. No mask. No mask. And they scream folks.
January 23, 2026 at 12:59 PM
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My primary issue with conservatism in a paragraph
January 23, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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It's inevitable, you simply must adapt to it and use it, you have no choice, but also please use it more or it's going to die
January 20, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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Due to our rush to publish, several catastrophic mistakes were made. this revised cladogram includes the very latest discoveries regarding the Interscrungular Period, and also we made the grad students pretty it up a little bit
January 19, 2026 at 2:37 AM
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We don’t dance on the grave of NFTs enough. I had a year where I was repeatedly told by bozos I was going to be irrelevant and extinct for not embracing them, I should be allowed a victory lap.
January 13, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Unending support to the bugs in their fully justified defensive war against Federal Forces.
January 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM