Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
@twogreenparrots.bsky.social
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children
-Earth Girls Are Easy
-Earth Girls Are Easy
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It's like evolution and crabs: given enough time, all countries will eventually produce Louisiana.
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You will never see a better, more vindictive shit-eating grin than the final second of this video
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You will never see a better, more vindictive shit-eating grin than the final second of this video
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Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Carve it into the shape of a turkey and we'll put it in an overfilled deep fryer.
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I like her style! Such lustre to this bottle green satin which is the backdrop to the whisper of black feathers that pattern the cloth. The house of Worth was famous for fabulous fabric and never was this more apparent than in this early #1890s gown. Sold via #KerryTaylorAuct #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I like her style! Such lustre to this bottle green satin which is the backdrop to the whisper of black feathers that pattern the cloth. The house of Worth was famous for fabulous fabric and never was this more apparent than in this early #1890s gown. Sold via #KerryTaylorAuct #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
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when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
when we say we want more streets to be pedestrianized, this is what we mean
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Fellas, is it gay to remember your baby in the backseat
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fellas, is it gay to remember your baby in the backseat
November 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Birbs plan a crim
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Birbs plan a crim
This hobby is giving me hypertension
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This hobby is giving me hypertension
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A few snowflakes…time to unleash your inner snow queen?
Ice, ice baby
❄️ Court robe, 1750-70, Whit Auction
❄️ Skating jacket, padded & quilted, white swansdown, worn over outdoor costume, 1875-85, MCR Art
❄️ Evening dress, 1885, MFA Bost
#Advent
❄️ Court robe, 1750-70, Whit Auction
❄️ Skating jacket, padded & quilted, white swansdown, worn over outdoor costume, 1875-85, MCR Art
❄️ Evening dress, 1885, MFA Bost
#Advent
November 21, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A few snowflakes…time to unleash your inner snow queen?
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Human women: why can't we choose our mates via dance-offs between bright orange birbs??
..."Competitive Hopping". Here a dark-colored female evaluates two bright males engaged in the cock-of-the-rock equivalent of a gladiatorial battle.
The males gather in leks in central "arenas" near female nests and have these dance-offs.
The males gather in leks in central "arenas" near female nests and have these dance-offs.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Human women: why can't we choose our mates via dance-offs between bright orange birbs??
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Waistcoat, wool backed & lined in silk twill, c1890. Via @jbrightcollection.bsky.social more here: www.thejohnbrightcollection.co.uk/costume/wais...
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Waistcoat, wool backed & lined in silk twill, c1890. Via @jbrightcollection.bsky.social more here: www.thejohnbrightcollection.co.uk/costume/wais...
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The 1st dress from Palais Galliera's Worth: Inventor of Haute Couture exhibit is from his beginnings when he partnered with Otto Gustav Bobergh in 1858 to create the brand Worth & Bobergh. This 1869 dress is an example of town and travel wear, which they produced as well as their
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 AM
The 1st dress from Palais Galliera's Worth: Inventor of Haute Couture exhibit is from his beginnings when he partnered with Otto Gustav Bobergh in 1858 to create the brand Worth & Bobergh. This 1869 dress is an example of town and travel wear, which they produced as well as their
When we open a sterile table for a procedure and then the procedure gets cancelled, everyone descends on it like vultures to take it home. This is why I have begun using surgical towels to keep the area around my bird cages clean.
November 23, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When we open a sterile table for a procedure and then the procedure gets cancelled, everyone descends on it like vultures to take it home. This is why I have begun using surgical towels to keep the area around my bird cages clean.
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So if you ever go to a rich person’s house and you want to find out if they’re old money or new money, ask them one question: “where’s the chair nobody’s allowed to sit in?”
New money will look at you like “?!?!l
Old money will laugh nervously and show you a piece of furniture older than the U.S.
New money will look at you like “?!?!l
Old money will laugh nervously and show you a piece of furniture older than the U.S.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
So if you ever go to a rich person’s house and you want to find out if they’re old money or new money, ask them one question: “where’s the chair nobody’s allowed to sit in?”
New money will look at you like “?!?!l
Old money will laugh nervously and show you a piece of furniture older than the U.S.
New money will look at you like “?!?!l
Old money will laugh nervously and show you a piece of furniture older than the U.S.
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This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
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If we really are living in a simulation created to drive people crazy with increasingly absurd shit, you have to hand it to whoever is running it because they're absolutely killing it right now.
February 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If we really are living in a simulation created to drive people crazy with increasingly absurd shit, you have to hand it to whoever is running it because they're absolutely killing it right now.
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Drunk conspiracy theorist at bar; yet another job AI is stealing.
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Drunk conspiracy theorist at bar; yet another job AI is stealing.
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this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
November 23, 2025 at 11:21 AM
this just shows how the Western family unit has completely broken down because in Asia we all have uncles to fulfill this function in our lives
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This sounds dark, but no, it’s way way weirder and worse than that.
On May 11, 1950, while working on the Rawlins National Bank in Wyoming, a construction crew unearthed a whiskey barrel that contained a human skeleton with its skull cap sawed off & an odd pair of shoes. Dr. Lillian Heath, now in her 80s, was asked if she knew anything about it...🧵
November 23, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This sounds dark, but no, it’s way way weirder and worse than that.
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You will never guess what this is in reference to.
The damned in hell are not more powerful for the fact that the fires do not consume them; it is part and parcel of their torment.
November 23, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You will never guess what this is in reference to.
I'm pretty sure this is at least partly because they're pissed at the NNU for getting mad and trying to fight it out with them.
Chiros are too busy dissecting spines to unionize.
Chiros are too busy dissecting spines to unionize.
Oh good, they left Chiropractors as professionals but not Nurses, NPs, PA’s or physical therapists
That’s infuriating
That’s infuriating
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I'm pretty sure this is at least partly because they're pissed at the NNU for getting mad and trying to fight it out with them.
Chiros are too busy dissecting spines to unionize.
Chiros are too busy dissecting spines to unionize.
We're pretty sure Burne was fed out of a Chinese restaurant dumpster because that cat was so good about staying off the counter UNTIL HE SMELLED SHRAMP
CHINESE FOOD SHRAMP SPECIFICALLY
That damn cat wanted his triple delight in hot garlic sauce and he was not taking no for an answer.
CHINESE FOOD SHRAMP SPECIFICALLY
That damn cat wanted his triple delight in hot garlic sauce and he was not taking no for an answer.
Honestly cannot stress how much Napoleon, my ex-feral, loves kebab. The dirtier and spicier the better.
I figure a kebab shop somewhere used to feed him.
The claws come out. I legit have to fight to keep it for myself.
I figure a kebab shop somewhere used to feed him.
The claws come out. I legit have to fight to keep it for myself.
SIR. SIR YOU HAVE KEBAB.
November 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
We're pretty sure Burne was fed out of a Chinese restaurant dumpster because that cat was so good about staying off the counter UNTIL HE SMELLED SHRAMP
CHINESE FOOD SHRAMP SPECIFICALLY
That damn cat wanted his triple delight in hot garlic sauce and he was not taking no for an answer.
CHINESE FOOD SHRAMP SPECIFICALLY
That damn cat wanted his triple delight in hot garlic sauce and he was not taking no for an answer.
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A link to the Scrivener article, since the one going around is a screenshot, doesn't have the actual link, AND no alt-text, making it useless.
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Scrivener and AI: Why Do I See AI Prompts in My Scrivener Projects on Mac? - Literature & Latte
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November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A link to the Scrivener article, since the one going around is a screenshot, doesn't have the actual link, AND no alt-text, making it useless.
Please share this.
www.literatureandlatte.com/blog/scriven...
Please share this.
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