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Twilight Drive
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Really likes Bride of Frankenstein
Why use various adjectives when ‘big time’ works just as well?
December 8, 2025 at 12:13 PM
What I love most about weekends is not seeing anyone else
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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The thing that pisses me off about the left is the “we’re better than them, I’d never stoop to their level” it’s bullshit to keep people in line. Fucking stoop. Belly crawl through blood and mud to save your fucking country.
December 7, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Let's get ahead of this now. You've heard of elf on the shelf but have you heard of learning a new fucking joke?
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This is a good morning to wake up wrapped in plastic by the side of a lake
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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If Maduro really was a monstrous tyrannical dictator the US would be selling him F-35s.
December 3, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Leaning into ‘strange Druid in the ruins’ as fall fashion
December 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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Why do I always imagine that hawks have Boston accents? I can just hear them telling the alerting Blue Jays to "blow it out your ass"
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Having a black cat means sometimes I talk to a sweater on my bed.
November 15, 2024 at 11:39 AM
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I can’t believe I’m the same species as some of the people I interact with on FB Marketplace
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
People are documenting these war crimes and sourcing a spine to prosecute, right?
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Technocapitalism screws over artists, writers and musicians. But what also screws them over, more and more, on a less widely discussed level, is the distraction culture that technocapitalism created, where people skim read everything and draw conclusions based on their eroded attention spans.
November 28, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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The DOJ refuse to speak to the women who were children when they ID's Trump as their rapist
They WILL, however, bring a puppy to a 20 year convicted pedophile in an effort to bribe her to keep Trump's name out of her mouth

Nothing to see, here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Another day at work, manifesting my best self
November 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The new rescue cat only bit me twenty times yesterday
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Try or try not, there is no do.
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Does SENIORS DISCOUNT really need to be in all caps on my banking account
November 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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I’m at my best when I shut the fuck up.
November 17, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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We're not addicted to scrolling, we're just constantly looking for what scrolling doesn't provide.
November 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Bonesaw meets Bonespur at the Conference of Thin-Skinned Cowards
November 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
“Things happen”—Donald Trump speaking about the murder of Jamal Khashoggi
November 18, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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That fucking moron is now saying he supports aggression against Mexico and Colombia. I bet Bubba stuck his dick in his mouth just to shut him up.
November 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Happy 40th birthday to Bill Waterson’s ‘Calvin and Hobbes’. A work of consummate, stubborn, human, and more-than-human art.
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Playing ARC RAIDERS for the 70s vibes
November 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM