BethRHylton
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You should make more money TEACHING children than you do ZIP TYING them.
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Words of reassurance left for an elderly lady with dementia by her daughter. A simple white board left in her sight line in her sitting room. Helped to reduce constant anxious phone calls.

#Alzheimers #dementia #caregiving #EndAlz
"Your meals are paid for. 
You're okay. 
Everyone's fine. 
You are not moving . 
No one else is moving. 
Keep drinking, it will help your memory. 
You don't owe anyone any money. 
You haven't upset anyone."
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My second talk of the week. Tonight, I’m with gardeners in Newent.
#gardening 🌱 #gloucestershire
Title slide of Beyond The Garden Gate talk showing a garden door set into a wall with plants all around. At the front of the image is a table of greetings cards showing flowers.
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A gene that causes obesity is paradoxically linked to a reduced risk of having heart disease and high cholesterol, according to an analysis of thousands of people with obesity.

go.nature.com/42IRPOX
This gene causes obesity — and shields against heart disease
People with certain forms of the MC4R gene have lower cholesterol levels than do other individuals with a high body-mass index.
go.nature.com
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So let me get this shit straight. Y'all are... (checks notes)... pro-fascism and pro-king?
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I will take all of the figs. They can have the lice combs 😂
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Gazanias holding hands 😍🌼
#flower
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Hell calls to him.
83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE
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Halloweeny Joke for you #Jokesters

Why are mummies always stressed out?
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They can't unwind. ☺️
There’s a young man a few seats over who reminds me so strongly of my son that I am fighting an urge to go hug him. In between laughing at my stain.
Absolutely. I am sitting here in the dr waiting room giggling to myself. So, business as usual I guess
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This asshole just brought a live rat into the house and let it go. Really missing Milton at the moment.
Brown and white tabby cat who is on my shit list
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Pre-frontal cortexes should be fully formed at that age.
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This morning's etymonline Trending Words list. Thanks to the London tabloids and somehow a Kardashian we dumped merkins in everyone's breakfast feed. Also, apologies to this morning's classroom spelling teachers.
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Remember those innocent times of the dawn of the era of the bright industrial shiny renaissance and our darkest fear was that a job would take our robots
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This All Hallow's Eve, should enterprising ragamuffins exhaust our supply of sweetmeats, lice combs, and figs, I have instructed my butler to treat the filthy little cherubs to a reading of The Turn of the Screw by Henry James. O what a contrivance of terror and delight!
Mine are all Teams reporting assorted equipment failures/tech trouble
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There's an exhibitionist squirrel polycule living in the tree in our front yard
I swear it was water that I dropped on my leg 🤣😳
A water drop on a pair of beige pants. The drop looks like a tadpole. Or other things