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BethRHylton
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Leave it better than you found it.
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I will never stop doing this 🤭
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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First workout after Thanksgiving is a little rough…do I regret halving pie for dinner twice? Absolutely not.
December 1, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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The water in my building may be off until one but my cesspool party will go forward.
December 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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It’s ableist to measure breasts in “cups”
What about, 34 longs??
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Yeah, marrying a U.S. citizen, getting a Green Card, waiting a certain period, then applying for citizenship, passing the test and check, and eventually receiving citizenship has been the norm for decades. Blowing this up is just destruction for cruelty's sake.
December 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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I've never really been the personality type but sometimes it's nice to take a break from doing and saying anything there is
December 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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No need for an alarm when anxiety can just wake you up way before you want to be awake
December 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Boss: Time to discuss the bottom line.

Me: You mean the crack?

Boss: You're fired.
December 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Obituary: David Baltimore (1938-2025) virologist whose enzyme discovery transformed understanding of cancer and HIV/AIDS

go.nature.com/443Vojo
David Baltimore obituary: virologist whose enzyme discovery transformed understanding of cancer and HIV/AIDS
The protein, reverse transcriptase, has become an essential tool for making DNA copies of RNA.
go.nature.com
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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We flew last week and I didn’t care what people were wearing because I was busy minding my own business.
December 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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I'm old enough now where I can fake old people sleep to avoid awkward situations.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Good morning 🙏 🌄
December 1, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Friends!

Next time I skeet about making chili would someone also remind me to take a Pepcid AC prior to eating said chili. Ugh. Slept like shit last night.

Thanks in advance.
December 1, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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We deck our halls with boughs of holly primarily as a defense against lions and other predators
December 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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Tulip Stairs Queen's House, Greenwich, London.
December 1, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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😂😂😂😂
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Mehrangarh Fort, built in the 15th century by Rao Jodha, is located in Jodhpur, Rajasthan.
December 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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Rabid Rabid
December 1, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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An Audi with with those festive reindeer antlers just took exit 7 like a rutting buck heads up if your vehicle is in estrus
December 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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"We will call the 12th month of the year 'December'... which means 'tenth month.'"
December 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Leftists in 2016: "The lesser of two evils is still evil. I'm not voting."

Now:
December 1, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Good way to measure someone’s intelligence and empathy is if they use the ‘r-word’ as a descriptor. Whenever it slips out of someone’s mouth in my presence I immediately categorize that person as unworthy of my time.
December 1, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I bet he made choo choo noises as he entered her tunnel
“Mr Rogers was probably a very generous lover”
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Word of the Day: "seh-ruhn-di-puh-tee."

Serendipity (noun) refers to the kind of luck in which valuable or pleasant things are found without being intentionally sought.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Russia is invading Ukraine. It is important that Ukraine pay the price. Preferably to us directly.

by Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff
December 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM