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@turtleears.bsky.social
this is at least my second rodeo
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
lore slut | Midwest | she/her
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fuck ice all my homies hate ice
January 29, 2026 at 7:48 PM
fuck ice all my homies hate ice
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*narrator voice*
"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"
"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
*narrator voice*
"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"
"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"
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seeking arrangement (edible)
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 AM
seeking arrangement (edible)
The Muppets: Rocky Horror Picture Show
January 29, 2026 at 3:23 AM
The Muppets: Rocky Horror Picture Show
Getting a concussion from being headbutted by a dog was not on my bingo card for 2026
January 28, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Getting a concussion from being headbutted by a dog was not on my bingo card for 2026
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little known fact: muppets are fed small children between scenes to keep them happy, fozzy bear alone has eaten over ten thousand kids
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
little known fact: muppets are fed small children between scenes to keep them happy, fozzy bear alone has eaten over ten thousand kids
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"look to the helpers"
THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS
THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS
January 24, 2026 at 9:12 PM
"look to the helpers"
THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS
THEY'RE MURDERING THE HELPERS
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Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Alex Pretti "used to tell people off when they made sexist comments to female physicians. He bought me coffee when I had a really bad day as an intern...I laughed alongside him daily. He made a point to teach medical residents without judgement, but with a smile on his face and a joke."
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
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His last action was helping someone in need being assaulted, while fighting to support his community. We can only hope all can be as much as he was.
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
His last action was helping someone in need being assaulted, while fighting to support his community. We can only hope all can be as much as he was.
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they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
January 24, 2026 at 7:48 PM
they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.
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ICE murdered a nurse today
Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 8:20 PM
ICE murdered a nurse today
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it's overall good that we avoided the U.S. invading Greenland (for now) but i can't help feeling we missed out on at least one moderately good cover of Fortunate Son
January 23, 2026 at 7:02 AM
it's overall good that we avoided the U.S. invading Greenland (for now) but i can't help feeling we missed out on at least one moderately good cover of Fortunate Son
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What do you mean I don't use punctuation? the lol is right there
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 PM
What do you mean I don't use punctuation? the lol is right there
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Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie
January 18, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Sorry but Sophie Turner should NOT play Isabelle in Animal Crossing: The Movie
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[me after being vulnerable one time] okay, we don't have to talk about this ever again :)
January 18, 2026 at 6:55 AM
[me after being vulnerable one time] okay, we don't have to talk about this ever again :)
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dr pepper soup dumpling
January 18, 2026 at 3:06 PM
dr pepper soup dumpling
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I still remember by best friend’s phone number from 2nd grade so yeah, I remember that one time you didn’t like my selfie
January 18, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I still remember by best friend’s phone number from 2nd grade so yeah, I remember that one time you didn’t like my selfie
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hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
January 15, 2026 at 6:09 PM
hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again
insomnia is a bitch, but im a bigger one
(maybe bc of the insomnia)
(maybe bc of the insomnia)
January 15, 2026 at 8:35 PM
insomnia is a bitch, but im a bigger one
(maybe bc of the insomnia)
(maybe bc of the insomnia)
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Not now, previously unfathomable horrors, I’m trying to wind down before bed
January 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Not now, previously unfathomable horrors, I’m trying to wind down before bed
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feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality
April 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality