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this is at least my second rodeo

lore slut | Midwest | she/her
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*narrator voice*

"She was in fact. Not. Normal. Her crazy to hot ratio was maxed out on both sides, the sloppytoppy could kill a man"
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Alex from our time working together, while he was in nursing school. Later, he moved to ICU, working as a nurse to support critically ill Veterans. He had such a great attitude. We’d chat between patients about trying to get in a mountain bike ride together. Will never happen now
January 24, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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His last action was helping someone in need being assaulted, while fighting to support his community. We can only hope all can be as much as he was.
January 24, 2026 at 7:45 PM
BONK straight to horny jail
January 18, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Mmhmm yeah sure the guy with TWO girls isn’t bragging •~•

jkjk happy for you and your dream life
January 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
The boobs aren’t angular enough for them, need more polygons
January 16, 2026 at 6:00 PM
everyone else on bsky after reading this post:
ladies ang gentlemen the sound of bitterness and jealousy is displayed
ALT: ladies ang gentlemen the sound of bitterness and jealousy is displayed
media.tenor.com
January 16, 2026 at 5:59 PM